When people say to me: would you rather be thought of as a funny man or a great boss? My answer's always the same, to me, they're not mutually exclusive.
Male
29 years old
SAINT PAUL, MINNESOTA
United States
Timberwolves, Music, Movies, Twins, Poker, drinking, basketball, bowling, Reading. The same generic stuff everyone is interested in. I'm searching for my next good time constantly.
Music
Otis Redding, Bob Dylan, T-Rex, Ryan Adams, Hank Williams III, Johnny Cash, Hank Williams Sr., Ben Folds Five, Oasis, Ramones, George Harrison, Little Richard, Tom Petty, Beck, Prince, Kings of Leon, Gangstarr, Travis, Billy Joel, Mos Def, Rolling Stones, CCR, North Mississippi Allstars, Lucy Pearl, Talib Kweli, Old 97's, Har Mar Superstar, Supergrass, The Kinks, Smokey Robinson etc etc etc.
Movies
O' Brother Where Art Thou?, Rushmore, Rear Window, LA Confidential, No Country for Old Men, The Good the Bad and The Ugly, Memento, Life is Beautiful, Shaun of the Dead, Made, Kung Fu Hustle, Princess Bride, Blazing Saddles, Spaceballs, Big Trouble in Little China, Mary Poppins, Bottle Rocket, The Hustler, Shot in the Dark, There Will Be Blood, Nacho Libre, The Prestige, Signs, Planes Trains & Automobiles, High Fidelity etc.
Television
Curb Your Enthusiasm, The Office (UK), Flight of the Conchords, The Larry Sanders Show, Simpsons, Family Guy, Extras, Night Court, Reno 911, Newsradio, Scrubs.
Books
Catch-22, The Matarese Circle, The Great Gatbsy, Brain Droppings
Heroes
George Carlin, Frank Sinatra, the guy who invented beer, Mitch Hedberg, Ricky Gervais, Larry David, Garry Shandling, Otis Redding. Also, anyone who isn't a phony. Oh yeah, all the staff over at my bar Billy's who put up with me!
Swannie's Details
Status:
Single
Orientation:
Straight
Hometown:
Apple Valley, MN
Zodiac Sign:
Sagittarius
Children:
Undecided
Education:
College graduate
Occupation:
Accountant
Swannie Checking myspace for the first time in a long time. Does anyone actually use this site anymore ? Posted at 11:53 AM Oct 21 view more
How goes it? Welcome to my page. Enjoy some of the Foxboro Hot Tubs or some of the funny videos I got here while you browse around my very boring site.
Have good day.
-Swan
Who I'd like to meet: This right here is probably the funniest thing I've ever seen. I want to meet this guy to thank him.
Swannie...I am coming to Billy's to find you sometime and quiz you on something really lame (Luke told me you would know the answers to all of my silly questions)...... beware.
I am finally starting to feel better. I pooped for the first time in 9 days this morning, I think that is the key to my new found view on life. Life if beautiful again.
oooops! i thought i had told you! ha i moved back about a month ago.. and i started bartending back @ the onion about 3 weeks ago! we have to meet up 4 drinks soon! surprise! :)
Ok, you know I love you... remember the time when you rescued me from 35W when I crashed my car?!?!? LOL!! You didn't answer my question about Saturday...
I LOVE FLIGHT OF THE CONCHORDS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SWANNIE I AM MAD AT YOU BECAUSE YOU WERE MEAN TO ME AT THE BAR!!! But, I suppose I can forgive you since you like flight of the conchords... that shit makes me laugh so hard! My favorite song is still the one where he says "No I'm not crying, I was just cutting onions, I was making lasagna, for 1"
What are you guys doing on Saturday? I can't remember when you said you were going to billy's... I had a bit to drink when I saw you guys in Mpls.
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