Who I'd like to meet: What about me do people want to know except that I am TOM. Well I guess I will say I love cars and everything about them. I have a girlfriend her name is Marisa. She is very beautiful and I love her very much. For some odd reason she puts up with me or maybe just a little bit. I like playing video games like DDR and war games, and I like playing football and basketball and fishing and offroading with my friends. Well thats all anyone should ever want to know about me.
Make the woman happy. Do something she likes, and you get points. Do something she dislikes, and points are subtracted. You don't get any points for doing something she expects. Sorry, that's the way the system is set up.
Here is a guide to the point system:
SIMPLE DUTIES
* You make the bed. (+1)
* You make the bed but forget the decorative pillow. (0)
* You throw the bedspread over rumpled sheets. (-1)
* You go out to buy her what she wants. (+5) In the rain. (+8) But return with Beer. (-5)
* You check out a suspicious noise at night. (+1)
* You check out a suspicious noise, and it is nothing. (0)
* You check out a suspicious noise and it is something. (+5)
* You pummel it with iron rod. (+10)
* It's her pet. (-20)
SOCIAL ENGAGEMENTS
* You stay by her side the entire party. (0)
* You stay by her side for a while and then leave to chat with a college buddy. (-2)
* Named Tina. (-10)
* Tina is a dancer. (-20)
* Tina has silicone implants. (-80)
HER BIRTHDAY
* You take her out to dinner. (+2)
* You take her out to dinner, and it's not a sports bar. (+3)
* Okay, it's a sports bar. (-2)
* And it's all-you-can-eat night. (-3)
* It's a sports bar, it's all-you-can-eat night, and your face is painted the colors of your favorite team. (-10)
A NIGHT OUT
* You take her to a movie. (+1)
* You take her to a movie she likes. (+3)
* You take her to a movie you hate. (+6)
* You take her to a movie you like. (-2)
* It's called 'Death Cop.' (-3)
* You lied and said it was a foreign film about orphans (-15)
YOUR PHYSIQUE
* You develop a noticeable potbelly. (-15)
* You develop a noticeable potbelly and exercise to get rid of it. (+10)
* You develop a noticeable potbelly and resort to baggy jeans and baggy Hawaiian shirts. (-30)
* You say, "It doesn't matter; you have one too." (-1000)
VALENTINE'S DAY
* Give her chocolate (+10)
* Give her money (+100)
* Give her diamonds (+1000)
* Give her fake diamonds (-1000)
* Give her Victoria Secret Panties (-2000)
THE BIG QUESTION
* She asks, "Do I look fat?" (-5) [Yes, you lose points no matter what]
* You hesitate in responding. (-10)
* You reply, "Where?" (-35)
* Any other response. (-20)
COMMUNICATION
* When she wants to talk about a problem, you listen, displaying what looks like a concerned ..0)
* You listen, for over 30 minutes. (+50)
* You listen for more than 30 minutes without looking at the TV. (+500)
* She realizes this is because you have fallen asleep. (-1000)
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