Dont lie or try to manipulate me, I've more insight and common sense than that. You want my respect and understanding? You earn it, I dont give it freely.
Female
36 years old
ALBANY, New York
United States
John Carpenters Vampires, Titanic, Fast Times At Ridgemont High, Gone With The Wind, McClintock, Pretty Woman........I cant go on, I like ALOT of movies.
About me: I am 36 years old.
Im a wife, a mother, an aunt, a daughter and a discarded sister (in that order). I am currently raising my 16 year old daughter, my 8 year old niece, and my 5 year old nephew. I work full time, keep my house clean,keep my husband satisfied and brush my teeth everyday. I have become an aquired mother to a small percentage of Guilderland High School;both current students and alumni. My family does and always will come first so dont fuck with them (ever see a mama bear protect what's hers???) I give of my heart freely but if you abuse it, I will stab you in yours before I take mine back.
I like to read...ALOT!(my kids make fun of me for it). If you know me, you know where to find me in the summertime. Finally, if I dont say so myself.......I throw awesome parties!
Who I'd like to meet: Id like to meet someone that doesnt lie, hate, cheat, or steal. I would like to meet someone that doesnt feel you must do something for them to make them like you. I would like to meet someone who isnt so self indulgent that they dont realize when they have broken your heart.
A train hits a bus filled with Catholic school girls and they all perish. They are in heaven trying to enter the pearly gates when St. Peter asks the first girl, "Tiffany, have you ever had any contact with a male organ?" She giggles and shyly replies, "Well, I once touched the head of one with the tip of my finger."St. Peter says, "Okay, dip the tip of your finger in the Holy Water and pass through the gate."St. Peter asks the next girl the same question, "Jennifer, have you ever
had any contact with a male organ?" The girl is a little reluctant but replies, "Well, once I fondled and stroked one." St. Peter says, "Okay dip your whole hand in the Holy Water and pass through the gate."All of a sudden, there is a lot of commotion in the line of girls. One girl is pushing her way to the front of the line. When she reaches the front, St. Peter says, "Pattie! What seems to be the rush?" The girl replies, "If I'm going to have to gargle that Holy Water, I want to do it before Jessica sticks her ass in it."
It's not as red but it does have pink around her name. But that picture was the day I got it done and it was really red!!! Now it looks more pink and black.
