I'm only interested in what my friend Chad has to say because we think alike and it's reassuring to know that there's somebody else out there who is always right
Music
I don't like listening to music because music is biased against books, and I like reading books more than anything else in the world
Movies
I don't like watching movies because, they're biased against music and I like music more than anything else in the world
Television
I don't like watching tv, because tv is biased against movies and I like watching movies more than anything else in the world
Books
I don't like reading books because books are biased against tv and I like watching tv more than anything else in the world
About me: Call me Ishmael... the first person who sends me a message and tells me what I'm talking about will be entered into a drawing and will be guaranteed to win either one million dollars or something else which is to be determined by me at a later date, and will hold an approximate retail value of one cent. void where prohibited, offer good until yesterday