MySpace - Ben has attachment issues!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! - 26 - Male - Aberbeeg, Wales

Ben has attachment issues!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

		I wanted a camel Male 26 years old Aberbeeg, Wales United Kingdom Last Login: 10/3/2009
Mood: drunk
View My: Pics \| Gifts

Contacting Ben has attachment issues!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

MySpace URL:

www.myspace.com/whattheheckisthisfor

Ben has attachment issues!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!'s Interests

General	Sheep, Skiing not snowboarding
Music	Chicken noodle soup song
Movies	Anchorman, Snatch, A good cheap horrible action movie
Television	The BBC
Books	Finding the real mountain dew and other such rare soda's in the uk.
Heroes	Lori

Ben has attachment issues!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!'s Details

Status:	Swinger
Hometown:	Aberbeeg
Body type:	6' 1" / Athletic
Ethnicity:	White / Caucasian
Zodiac Sign:	Taurus
Children:	Someday
Occupation:	Unoccupied

Ben has attachment issues!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!'s Companies

Camel Tech Ltd.
Cairo, EG
MD

Ben has attachment issues!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! is smoking crack! Posted at 5:24 AM Nov 27, 2007
view more

Ben has attachment issues!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!'s Latest Blog Entry [Subscribe to this Blog]

[View All Blog Entries]

Ben has attachment issues!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!'s Blurbs

About me:
From the land of sheep and mountains comes Benjy, a very manly looking man with facial hair to prove it. Likes writting and sending very long and interesting messages to people on faceparty, and loves a good cheap horrible action movie. Enjoy's going to the cinema (not movies), and of course wondering about the true existance of mountain dew

Who I'd like to meet:
Lori from America

Ben has attachment issues!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!'s Friend Space (Top 5)

Ben has attachment issues!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! has 5 friends.

Loribelle (no hop-ons)

Steve

Neil Diamond

Tom

x natalie x

View Ben has attachment issues!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!'s Friends: | |

Ben has attachment issues!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!'s Friends Comments

Displaying 25 of 226 comments ( View All | Add Comment )

Loribelle (no hop-ons)	Feb 10 2009 4:15 AM grizzly adams..
Loribelle (no hop-ons)	May 26 2008 12:16 PM You better not go to the moon with her and if you do don't you even try to come back unless you want to come back to a brick being thrown at your head. The only problem with that is Clury is a Clurichaun not a Leprechaun although the nightform they are still very different and I don't think Clury will like space I'm keeping Clury in my bedroom where he belongs. Well chocolate and lemons don't mix, don't you know that? I had a fall out with chocolate anyway, where not on baking terms. Eggs and cookies there like the same thing you put eggs in cookies it's an honest everyday mistake. You know they shut Florida down, malpractice issues, so you're not going there I know exactly where you are you know that stick stuck up your ass? Yeah you know.
Loribelle (no hop-ons)	May 23 2008 9:24 AM You don't know anything about cookies or my feelings but that's a different story of folklore. That cookie is just there so I can easily choke him, so you probably need one too. I'm pretty sure I know what I was on I might not know where I am most the time but I know what I'm on. And I should really smash those rocks up before I snort them my nose can't take anymore! Tell CHL I'm going to send her to the moon!
Loribelle (no hop-ons)	May 22 2008 1:59 PM Those weren't cakes, those were cookies and they were overloaded with passion. You did get one I threw it at your head. Really she got back on it for your birthday? Well I got on heroin for your birthday I'd like to see her do that for you, my arms can't take anymore and this is all for you CHL isn't shit!
Loribelle (no hop-ons)	May 16 2008 10:03 AM You're 25 now? When did that happen?
Loribelle (no hop-ons)	Apr 24 2008 12:16 PM Really? Are you sure it's not you because that sounds like a dead on description of you. Although I never made a pie, I ran out of attachment to put in it, if you could go to the store and get me some attachment I'll be more then happy to make you a goddamn pie also get me some poison, it's not for the pie or anything it's for other things.
Loribelle (no hop-ons)	Mar 13 2008 11:26 AM Ah you spoiled my plan, you also spoiled my milk, milk was a big part of my plan. But I did have the pop rocks and the explosion well it was there inside Clury's stomach I don't know where he exploded to. I am not sleeping on the couch and I'm so over sleeping with Steve so you better let me in that bedroom or your stomach will be exploding next.
Loribelle (no hop-ons)	Mar 4 2008 3:58 PM I have a fine mixture of pop rocks and coke here, would you like to join me in the explosion?
Loribelle (no hop-ons)	Feb 22 2008 11:56 AM Well then I'm done pretending to be a crackhead, it's not my fault the smoke just makes me choke (that rhymed but unintentionally) I guess I don't take after my sisters after all. Well clury got what he deserved and that's all you need to know and give me that pop tart you found on him, that is mine. Your just lying no hot dogs are better then bin hot dogs, they are totally directed at you even though it's bin with an i and not an e but still it sounds the same those are so the hot dogs for you don't go ruining it! And this is my trailor this is totally my trailor so you get out of it or into the bedroom and actually do something in there other then sleep.... while I'm there at the same time!
Loribelle (no hop-ons)	Feb 21 2008 5:23 AM Swedish hot dogs? What the hell does a swedish hot dog have on it? Explain this phenomenon to me right now bitch! I tried to seduce the swedish chef but I couldn't understand a damn word he said and all he was worried about was that damn chicken, which made me learn the hard way you can't come between a man and his chicken. And your lying about the poptarts, I have one in my hand right now, its probably from 97 I can tell from the molding but still this is new to me
Loribelle (no hop-ons)	Feb 14 2008 5:28 AM I was trying but the damn whistler tips kept interrupting the process so now you get pop tarts!
Loribelle (no hop-ons)	Feb 3 2008 7:56 PM You've been away for so long and I know it's because you've been so distraught because for the past two weeks there have been no NFL football games on but you're in luck because tonight it's the Super Bowl and all is well.
Loribelle (no hop-ons)	Jan 27 2008 6:01 PM NOOO that bagel is fucking there for a reason dont you dare try to move it, I may just kill you. You've never gotten a job done ever, just because your crackhead girlfriend told you that doesn't mean it's true she'll say anything to get to your wallet, which has nothing in it but she thinks she can smoke the leather and get high off of it. I am living in a forrest with my Clurichaun, the forrest of fairy's and other mythical creatures that are so fucking real and we love it here and we may never come back.
Loribelle (no hop-ons)	Jan 25 2008 6:21 PM Have you got a job yet or are you still just laying around the house all day eating cake?
Loribelle (no hop-ons)	Jan 23 2008 10:54 AM What a bald-faced lie, you did both of them several times in just an hour long span, it was amazing. Or it could of just been all those 27 leaf clovers you know i love them it makes me get all my work done in just the first 15 seconds of the day it's quiet wonderful. I don't think I left Clury in that place I only go there for love and I do not love Clury so why take him to lovers lane, we're not lovers! I can't believe I would ever throw a lamp at Neil oh yeah I remember why I would, I'd rather not talk about what he put me through almost as bad as everything you've done to me... almost. Well it seemed like a good idea at the time, tree's and bathrooms just go together, like dogs pee on trees all the time so camel's must too it's the only logical reason. But whatever fuck you my plan was amazing it got the job done something you never do, you never get the job done why don't you just fucking leave again, oh I think you already did well you can just come back and leave again, wow I hate you. If I make anyone a hotdog it'll be me and not you, screw you.
Loribelle (no hop-ons)	Jan 22 2008 3:31 PM where the hell have you been just stumbling in like that, you knocked over my fucking lamp it's like 12 inches high, how did you do that? anyway im glad to see it's burning deep in your soul and my attachment well its getting a little out of hand i shot a few people because of it, why the hell did you leave me again? and i lost clury or shot him i dont know really it's all so hazy now
Loribelle (no hop-ons)	Jan 18 2008 3:47 PM do you still have that hatred for me burning deep within your soul?
Loribelle (no hop-ons)	Jan 10 2008 8:55 AM These dams are still shit, thats why it's always flooding around here, in Indiana there are all sorts of trailors flooded, i dont think it's indiana it's some shit state.. so apparently some other blonde floozy was there flirting up your dams and destroying your drive to build dams you goddamn hoax.. although this is one nice swimming pool, the mud water is pretty much incredible, how do you do it? why would you teach tom and not me, you never do anything for me im going to have to shoot you i really fucking hate you more then you could ever hate me you dont hate me at all...
Loribelle (no hop-ons)	Jan 5 2008 1:51 AM You fucking love coleslaw my man don't start denying things like that it's one thing you deny your love for me but when you start denying your love for coleslaw thats where the line should be drawn. I can't get any creek water right now, there was a drought and there is no water for you Mr. Edwards. Clury isn't in the creek anymore im sure he is floating in the guyandotte somewhere now. That's fine you stay in that fucking meadow, I went out to the desert and found me a nice dirty lying thiefin Indian so your days are fucking done now.. So please come back from the meadow I don't know how much longer I can stand this indian making fires in the trailor, thats my job!! And his horse doesn't even make a pass at me at least steve did... I fucking hate you.
Loribelle (no hop-ons)	Dec 30 2007 8:01 AM Yeah the one I pulled out of your ass it gives it that special ass taste that everyone loves
Loribelle (no hop-ons)	Dec 28 2007 12:32 AM cole slaw?
Loribelle (no hop-ons)	Dec 22 2007 9:40 AM Don't give me that bullshit, I don't go to CHL for anything, because I'm better then her at EVERYTHING!! I swear he's sleeping, don't fucking touch him, he's sleeping!!
Loribelle (no hop-ons)	Dec 21 2007 12:21 AM Yeah goddamn post lady, i know it has to be her, my loving husband would never do something like that to me, would you? If you do, i'll kill you.. ah your so sweet a 1% discount, your fucking wonderful! I let the crack smoke me, I let everybody smoke me, why am i not a true crackhead yet? your holding me back.. yeah he won a competition for holding his breath for 5 days once, so he sure isnt dead, he's trained to do that!!
Loribelle (no hop-ons)	Dec 21 2007 12:00 AM You got your order? I still havent got mine I'm pretty sure the post lady has stole my shit and is smoking and selling it herself, that post lady fucked up my business again. I'm sure there are plenty of crackheads that could replace her, ive been smoking tons of crack, when will i get my turn? Oh BJL .. That used to be my nickname in high school although it didnt stand for bud joint i just found that shit out last week. Yeah those are just his pet fies.. he can't fucking be dead!!!
Loribelle (no hop-ons)	Dec 19 2007 4:53 AM lol i dunno, i should of accepted it but honestly i'd rather keep budjoint.com a secret, it is some potent shit. haha i can compete with CHL, I run this shit around here she ain't shit. What did you do to Clury? If you killed him I'm going to kill you not that I wasn't already but I will definitely do it this time.

Add Comment

Press Room | Advertise | Developers

MySpace a place for friends