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Nick Vatterott
Female / Stand-Up / Improv
"He’s a shithole stoner alcoholic who lives in a shithead apartment"

Male
101 years old
CHICAGO, ILLINOIS
United States



Last Login: 5/14/2008
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Body type:0' 0"
Zodiac Sign:Virgo


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Clips: 7 Total Plays: 1433 Plays Today: 4
Super Mario Brothers
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Lake Shore Theater Part 2
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Three Wise Men
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Lake Shore Theater Part 1
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Spelling it out
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The Way a Man Dances
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Forest Fires
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   Upcoming Gigs
May 15 2008 8:00P
Zanies Vernon Hills Vernon Hills IL
May 16 2008 8:00P
Zanie’s Vernon Hills Vernon Hills IL
May 17 2008 7:00P
Zanie’s Vernon Hills Vernon Hills IL
May 24 2008 9:00P
Nick Vatterott’s one man show NO OUTLET @ the iO west theater Los Angeles CA
May 28 2008 8:00P
Don’t Spit the Water @ the Comedy Central Stage Los Angeles CA

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Tony Sam





May 15 2008 9:27 AM

fart patrol.
Lori McClain





May 13 2008 9:07 AM

saw you on TV with a monkey! it was great!
Best Of Myspace Comedy





May 9 2008 8:38 PM

We are very excited to give you a copy of our second Comedy Pick.
Please Click Here and tell us what you think...we want to know.
Thanks, Best of Comedy

Kemp





May 7 2008 2:57 PM

so great to see you! we need to play more, i need me some vatterott time.
Niesan





May 5 2008 5:48 PM

Where'd it go? I just don't know. Was once a foot, now just a pinky toe.
Lori McClain





May 2 2008 2:13 PM

nick! glad we're friends, and thank you SOOOOO very much for that nice (and undeserved) note. wow. that made my day! hope to see you soon -- and work together soon. damn, i miss that monkey.
love, lori
Jack





May 1 2008 9:15 AM

Looks like I'll be in for the 7th event.
My Call





Apr 29 2008 7:58 AM

Been tryin to get ahold of you all week to say I heard about the iO West spot for your one man. Then I just saw on here, that it was last week.
Regardless-- Good luck, pal!
Mikey





Apr 28 2008 7:24 PM

NICK! Looks like you're doing well. I saw your stuff and it cracked me up. If you ever come down to the gulf coast give me a shout.
-Ellis
Cindy CornelsEn





Apr 28 2008 11:27 AM

Last night you made me laugh so hard I peed a little.
terra, uncertain





Apr 27 2008 11:35 PM

I'll be in Chicagoland the first full week of May - if I can convince my friend to accompany me, we might see you on the 7th... I'll call if so.
kate





Apr 24 2008 3:44 PM

Hi Buddy! I miss you. Hope your great.
Allison





Apr 23 2008 6:33 PM

I saw your daddy doppleganger tonight in the atrium of the Gem. I almost grew a dick.
How are you?
Niesan





Apr 22 2008 9:46 PM

Reeses' Peanut Butter Cups all over the road, the light turned green, and I jipped my reans!
J!mmyC





Apr 17 2008 11:12 PM

I don't know how I missed it before...probably because I was laughing at the previous joke...but, "What do you get the guy whose dad created everything" is absolutely brilliant.
terra, uncertain





Apr 1 2008 2:54 PM

got anything going on May 5th, 6th, 7th?
Niesan





Mar 31 2008 5:24 PM

When will you be in town next. I'm trying to ge Frank to come in at the end of July. You should come out too.
little lauren





Mar 30 2008 9:38 AM

Great article in TimeOut! Congratulations.
No one deserves it more!
Luke





Mar 22 2008 8:20 AM

Nick please let us know if you ever make it to the Lou...maybe the Funny Bone! I shall appear there with a gaggle of chums!!! Peace funny boy!
Becky





Mar 20 2008 10:37 PM

Chocolate sauce!
The COMEDIANS YOU SHOULD KNOW Show





Mar 20 2008 2:32 PM

Hey Nick,
Thanks for doing our show. We'd love to have you back.
The CYSK Show
Melissa


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Mar 17 2008 2:35 AM

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Don





Mar 16 2008 12:28 PM

Dude I was like let's check out youtube on my iphone. I previously had never even been on you tube and was lost. What do I look for I wondered aloud? So just for fun I put in your name, and lo and behold I found you can't pronounce Detroit. Your awesome baby.
CounterPoint





Mar 15 2008 9:35 AM

Hi there,

We at Counterpoint would all like to thank you for aproving us of your friendship.

We hope you will come by our way in due time to say hi and keep up to date with our progress.

With Love

James Bartlett
Ali Fitsimmons
Nick Ellis
Joe Henwood
Jon DeWalt


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Mar 13 2008 3:21 PM

you're funny. let's try to solve mysteries and crimes and help people before i go to LA. then you should come to LA too.
Cheese Giant





Mar 6 2008 3:27 PM

Great set the other night at Chicago Under-Ground Comedy, giant set list was brilliant!
terra, uncertain





Feb 28 2008 3:00 PM

Okay Nick, gimme the goods for the next month. Starting, let's say, the second week of March. I'll be your direction and would be pleased to catch you!
Nate Craig





Feb 27 2008 2:53 PM

my lip gloss be poppin', my lip gloss be cool, all the boys be clockin', they chase me after school.
Niesan





Feb 26 2008 6:50 PM

Happy China, I am not one happy customer!!
Jeffrey G





Feb 25 2008 11:07 PM

Been too long, man. Great to see ya. Let me know about that anniversary celebration we were talking about!
terra, uncertain





Feb 13 2008 4:02 PM

Kind of my point. Where can I find out where and when I need to be available for absorption?
kate





Feb 11 2008 3:32 PM

YEAH! I saw you in the flesh. Now...next time we will be going the same place to hang out. Wheeeeee.
terra, uncertain





Feb 10 2008 11:44 PM

So when do you do things?
Adam





Feb 5 2008 12:35 PM

Sometime while we weren't looking, Mr. Pibb had his name changed to "Pibb Xtra."

The good news is 'whatever the fuck flavor' Pibb was origonally now has more of it!

Also, there is a good change I'll be in Chicago the 22nd - 24th. Let me know what you're up to.
Niesan





Feb 2 2008 7:58 PM

I go whoa. Homer goes Doh, now you can't go, to the boat show.
Lauren





Feb 1 2008 12:06 PM

Hey Buddy
Seth Cowan Music





Jan 22 2008 9:53 AM

Thanks for listening, nick.

Glad you enjoy the tunes.

More to come really soon.
kate





Jan 21 2008 9:51 PM

HI! Miss you.
Allison





Jan 15 2008 1:24 AM

5 hours in...
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Niesan





Jan 14 2008 3:20 PM

Frank n Todd sing Tenacious D
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Jack





Jan 9 2008 5:08 AM

Nissan, It would be helpful if you would make those pics available to others.
Niesan





Jan 8 2008 10:35 PM

I put some pics from while you were in town on my profile. I also agree with the guy under me on getting some St. Louis tour dates.
Jack





Jan 5 2008 9:12 PM

When are you going to start touring? I'm looking for some St. Louis tour dates. Beotch!
Niesan