Townhouse Turd
Townhouse Turd Ok, who layed the fat turd?

Male
56 years old
BEAUMONT, TEXAS
United States



Last Login: 11/17/2005
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    Townhouse Turd's Interests
Generalsquishing, swirling, singing in the bathroom, partying
Musicthe comode commodores and the toilet tushies
Moviesthe stupids. that movie was POOP!
Televisionthe food network, mmm...indian food.
Booksi like picture books.
HeroesMr Hankey the Christmas Poo
Groups: big babies

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     Townhouse Turd's Details
Status:Swinger
Here for:Networking, Serious Relationships
Orientation:Not Sure
Hometown:Rumbling Intestines
Body type:1' 11" / Some extra baggage
Ethnicity:East Indian
Religion:Scientologist
Zodiac Sign:Aries
Smoke / Drink:No / Yes
Children:Love kids, but not for me
Education:Post grad



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   Townhouse Turd's Blurbs
About me:
I rose from the bowels of an unknown being, a mystery. I live in the flatwaters of the townhouse's toilet. Where I am admired and "PU"ed. Please love me!
Who I'd like to meet:
my maker.

   Townhouse Turd's Friend Space (Top 4)
Townhouse Turd has 6 friends.
 Caroline 


 The Amusic Man 


 Bacta Reality 


 Josh 





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The Amusic Man

The Amusic Man



 Sep 13 2007 6:50 PM

Lauren

Lauren



 Sep 13 2007 4:11 AM

Lauren

Lauren



 Apr 27 2007 5:03 AM

OMG everyone look what i just got in the mail.. A $500 gift card to MACYS.. and all i had to do was enter my email at this site.. THIS REALLY WORKS DONT MISS OUT!!

THIS IS WHERE I SIGNED UP get yours before they run out!!!

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Bacta Reality

Bacta Reality



 Oct 6 2005 7:28 AM

Sorry buddy, but I'm gonna have to flush ya.
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I'm sorry man, but the potty monster's gotta eat.
Bacta Reality

Bacta Reality



 Sep 9 2005 11:59 PM

poopendicular proportions
Bacta Reality

Bacta Reality



 Jul 31 2005 8:02 AM

What's that smell, you should really go see a doctor.
Derek

Derek k.



 Jul 3 2005 12:32 AM

actually i did, .. and then i puked in it, .. =( dirty ymca water, .. see ya soon
Derek

Derek k.



 Apr 29 2005 7:22 AM

i cant wait!! see you soon mr. turd
Caroline

Caroline



 Apr 19 2005 1:45 AM

You are beautiful, I love you. :*
kayrun

kayrun



 Apr 18 2005 5:53 AM

turd, why was I the fateful one to discover thee? How long were you in this hole? What fateful message do you come to bring us all?
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