The REAL Nick Cannon
Nick Cannon
Nick Cannon Shit so hot it'll make ya toilet water boil!

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28 years old
San Diego, CALIFORNIA
United States



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    The REAL Nick Cannon's Interests
GeneralKicking relevance in the junk since 1981!

Dominating the Aero Club Amateur Pool Circuit, drinking Blue Moon, going to the Imperial House and getting drunk off Dave's concoctions and listening to Rick Lyon totally rock out.

XBox360 (GT: lil buddy42)
PS3 (GT: KneeHighs16)

I love listening to my iPod (thanks baby!) I also like making people feel good about themselves by showing them how to style their hair in interesting ways. (Exqueeze me... Have you ever heard of styling gel?)


June 23rd, 2005 - UTI Graduation (Luna, Leo, Me, and Jerome (Bading!!!)

Me and my boo.
Music
The KneeHighs
The KneeHighs

Talls; 2pac; the drumming prowess of Mr. David "Squats" Butterfield; Sleepy Time Gorilla Museum; Captain Dan & The Scurvy Crew; MC Chris; Kelli Rudick; Ugly Duckling; Warrant; The Dan Band; Opeth; Kanye West; I Voted for Kodos; Jedi Mind Tricks; Carlos Mencia; Bill Cosby; Eddie Murphy; Leftover Crack; N.E.R.D.; DragonForce; Jimmy Buffett; Girls Against Boys; Beastie Boys; Super Drag; Unkle; Self; Kemuri; Jackie Mittoo; Los Lobos; Ben Harper; Kings of Convenience; The Cure; Martina Topley-Bird; Odetta; Belle & Sebastian; The Strokes; Jolie Holland; Yo La Tengo; Mealticket; Pushover; Gang Starr; The Roots; Dance Hall Crashers; Scofflaws; Undercover S.K.A.; Softball; Jane's Addiction; At the Drive In; Sprung Monkey; Johnny Socko; Tuesday; The Chinkees; Dan Pothast; Jack Johnson; Korea Girl; Yes! Have Some; The Broadways; Mike Park; Slow Gherkin; Unsteady; Slapstick; Bim Skala Bim; Radiohead; Side Walk Slam; Brand New; Desmond Dekker; Zero 7; A Band of Bees; Spoon; George Harrison; John Lennon; Alkaline Trio; Reel Big Fish; Built to Spill; Modest Mouse; Pretty Girls Make Graves; Skavoovie and the Epitones; Weird Al; The Beatles; Green Day; Suicide Machines; Blink 182; Mr. Bungle; Broken Pretzel; The Vandals; No Knife; Sublime; Weezer; Tenacious D; Run of the Mill; DangerDoom; Van Morrison; Lyrics Born; Pigeon John;

Rhapsody of Fire

Dark Moor; Conceptualistic Departure; Digable Planets; NWA; Tortoise; Jay Z; DJ Quik; KRS-One; Scarface; Red Hot Chili Peppers; Cake; Phish; Blue Meanies; Gorillaz; Deep Purple; King Crimson; Limozeen; Teengenerate; Guitar Wolf; Chali 2na; The Visionaries; Beat Junkies; Cali Agent; Jason Mraz; A Tribe Called Quest; Outkast; Reggie and the Full Effect; Primus; Madness; Bruce Lee Band; AC-DC; Tool; Foo Fighters; Pennywise; Fishbone; The Police; Toadies; One Eye Open; Taranchula; Janitors Against Aparthied; Queens of the Stone Age; Red Session; Kraftwerk; DJ Shadow; Less Than Jake; They Might Be Giants; Ludacris; the Eels; Blackalicious; Jurassic 5; Ozomatli; Monopuff; Rammstein; John Linnell; Missy Elliot; Jimmy Eat World; The Hippos; Dashboard Confessional; Arrested Development; Geggy Tah; Dr. Octagon; Nerf Herder; Run DMC; The Conspiracy; My Superhero; Long Beach Dub Allstars; Stiff Little Fingers; Velvet Underground; Marvin Gaye; Warren G; Dr. Dre; Snoop; Toshi; Talib Kweli; Medeski Martin and Wood; Bjork; Buena Vista Social Club; Skoidats; Crosby Stills Nash and Young; Thievery Corporation; Pink Floyd; Blues Traveler; Operation Ivy; Dooms Day; New Found Glory; the Get Up Kids; Pat Metheny; Notorious BIG; No Doubt; Voodoo Glow Skulls; Eminem; Air; Pharmaceutical Bandits; Cypress Hill; The Aquabats; Bob Marley; Busta Rhymes; Smashing Pumpkins; The Ataris; Rancid; Offspring; Lucas; Parousia; Blood Hound Gang; Super Furry Animals; Maroon 5; Herb Alpert; Adam Sandler; Left Over Crack; Choking Victim; Ursula 1000; The Dead Milkmen; The Postal Service; Sun Kil Moon; Royal Trux; Mike Joseph; Ini Kamoze; Groove Armada; Iggy Pop; Hoobastank; Filter; Mike Errico; Organized Konfusion; Original Flavor; DJ Danger Mouse; Black Rob; Big Pun; Mos Def; Necro; Fabolous; don't you start with me...


My KneeHighs Memorabilia - Complements of Mike Talls
MoviesZoolander, Lost in Translation, Bolt, Madagascar 1 & 2, Yojimbo, Sanjuro, Seven Samurai, Anchorman, Super Bad, Princess Bride, Shooter, Napoleon Dynamite, Road to Perdition, Transformers, Saving Private Ryan, Team America: World Police, Elf...almost anything that is NOT a Matrix movie or has stupid Keanu Reeves in it
TelevisionBand of Brothers, Time Warp, Ninja Warrior, Cold Case, Law & Order: SVU, Unbeatable Banzuke, Dogfights, The First 48, Iron Chef (and to a lesser extent, Iron Chef America), 30 Minute Meals, Most Extreme Elimination Challenge, Playmakers, Family Guy, Space Ghost: Coast 2 Coast, Robot Chicken, Bullrun, Aqua Teen Hunger Force, Price is Right, Viva Pinata, The Simpsons, Sealab 2021, Kids in the Hall, ALF, Pinks, Punky Brewster, Saved by the Bell, Scrubs, Thundercats, The Unit, Freaks & Geeks, Paranormal State, Ghost Hunters, Lost, Numb3rs, Band of Brothers, CSI, CSI:NY, Chef Tony Infomercials
BooksThe Celestine Prophecy, The Camel Club series by David Baldacci, Hornet Flight, Musashi, Air Frame, Ordinary Heroes, CD Liner Notes (I like to look for my name)
HeroesLBAC... that kid's done nothing but impress me.

Heavy Headed Dog
http://vids.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=vids....


     The REAL Nick Cannon's Details
Status:In a Relationship
Here for:Friends
Orientation:Straight
Hometown:San Diego, CA
Body type:5' 10" / Average
Ethnicity:Asian
Religion:Agnostic
Zodiac Sign:Cancer
Children:Someday
Education:Grad / professional school
Occupation:Import/Export

   The REAL Nick Cannon's Schools
Universal Technical Institute
Avondale, AZ
Graduated: N/A
Degree: Professional
Major: Volvo SAFE Program
 

2006 to 2006
Universal Technical Institute Inc
Rancho Cucamonga,California
Graduated: 2006
Student status: Alumni
Degree: Professional
Major: Everything Automotive
 

2005 to 2006
Serra Senior High
San Diego,California
Graduated: 1999
Student status: Alumni
Degree: High School Diploma
 

1995 to 1999

   The REAL Nick Cannon's Companies
Keystone Motors
Montgomeryville, PA US
Volvo Service Technician

1/15/07 - Present



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About me:
HEY! YOU! Read the following before sending me any messages!!!! Have a nice day.

I'd like to meet people who aren't retarded and who can figure out that I AM the REAL Nick Cannon but I'm not that hack who thinks he can rap/act. I mean, is it really that hard to tell that I am not even black and that I am moderately talented? If you can't figure it out, don't send me friend requests because you will NOT be added. Take 5 seconds out of your day and look at my pictures. You will find I am NOT that guy from TV.




They need to remove the warning labels on items to thin out the gene pool. If you don't know to not drink the bottle of Draino or that you shouldn't operate your toaster in the shower... you deserve what you get.

I'm Nick the Dirty Mechanic.


"Yarrrr I'm...... not attractive."


Yeah, I even know Santa Clause.


As seen in NYC.


Ghost Rider
Who I'd like to meet:
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The REAL Nick Cannon has 180 friends.
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The REAL Nick Cannon's Friends Comments
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Bully Blinders

Bully Blinders



Jul 1 2009 7:28 PM

Music and Video are now up!!
William Talls + Chad Tuthill = Bully Blinders. Are you really Nick Cannon?
♦aVeNeg yAm♦

♦aVeNeg yAm♦



Jun 27 2009 6:13 AM


Bully Blinders

Bully Blinders



May 16 2009 8:45 PM

Bully Blinders thank you for the friendship.
...LE...

...LE...



May 4 2009 4:59 PM

your crazy!!!! ahhahaha!!!! i would... but you never gave it to me! hahahah!!! looks like you found the love of your life! good luck with her!!!! take care, my long time friend!!!
Dustin

Dustin



May 1 2009 4:15 AM

Good stuff, but I'm still going to follow you around with a tuba everywhere you go...

Dustin

Dustin



Feb 28 2009 11:11 PM

This is quite possibly the greatest game ever created, ever:

http://www. friv. com/x/ducksim2008/game. html

Try and beat my high score. I've been playing it for 3 hours.
The KneeHighs

The KneeHighs



Feb 28 2009 12:33 AM

San Diego misses you!!
Lieu

Lieu Tran



Dec 24 2008 7:55 PM

zwani.com myspace graphic comments
Myspace Chistmas Comments & Graphics
The KneeHighs

The KneeHighs



Nov 21 2008 9:07 PM

SRS
Gabe G

Gabe Galvez



Sep 19 2008 5:53 PM

my sweet little man
Jen

Jen



Sep 13 2008 7:27 AM

soOOoo... ever figure out what the ad was about?
Jen

Jen



Sep 12 2008 9:48 PM

I don't get it.
What do u mean?
Dustin

Dustin



Sep 12 2008 3:03 PM

what in the god damn hell are you blathering about?
Sara

Sara



Sep 7 2008 1:25 AM

Yup! No mas Fry's. I don't play anymore. I picked it up when I broke my ankle in like 04 for a while, but I decided I wanted to learn guitar. Then I decided I wanted to learn to sing first so I have been taking some music at college. Minor? Maybe.
Why are you over there?
Sara

Sara



Sep 7 2008 1:13 AM

Hey! No Thank God I got away from that crazy place! (Fry's) That's the last time I saw you, huh? That was a Long time ago! No I'm a server at a bar in Estancia.
East Coast, huh? Gotta Love San Diego! ;)
Sara

Sara



Aug 26 2008 3:24 PM

Hey Mr Cannon! I am doing splendido! What's up with you? I start SDSU next week. Just bought my self an iMac and workin.
You still playin music?
Trisha

Trisha



Jun 27 2008 5:49 PM

Happy Birthday Nick!
Jen

Jen



May 27 2008 4:52 AM

in response to your bulletin:

i AM the problem.
Dustin

Dustin



May 12 2008 7:16 AM

did you shave or something? you look younger...
rAndy

Randy Villarba



May 9 2008 5:38 AM

link sux... it's a 98 v6 tacoma... 175k miles on it askin 9000, but i could probably walk off lot for 6500-7000 per kelly blue book...

your thoughts?
Gabe G

Gabe Galvez



Apr 30 2008 12:47 AM

bad bostie

Dustin

Dustin



Apr 23 2008 1:26 PM

you always were
rAndy

Randy Villarba



Apr 17 2008 6:55 AM

you guys should ski tahoe again next year
rAndy

Randy Villarba



Apr 16 2008 1:18 AM

yeah... you're supposed mach into the lip to ollie the rope and clear the house... there probably isn't enough verticle to gain enough speed:) hehe
Dizon-sensei

Dizon-sensei



Apr 15 2008 9:58 AM

haha thanks dude...
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