The Six Foot Poles play classic rock and roll the way it was before it became just another subsidiary of multi-national corporations. They play from their souls and their hearts with a natural joy that can only come from the purest rock and roll. Whether performing an obscure classic tune or a crafted original, each song is a creation of love.
You might sum up the Six Foot Poles sound as vintage rock with a Motown twist. The musical knowledge and experience of the Poles spans five decades and over 100 years of experience playing in various local bands. The band includes three brothers, Dave, Mark and Mat Brzezinski, Theo Smith, their “brother from another mother," and the "five foot pole" Joelene. Mat provides the driving backbeat as Dave, Mark and Theo all trade off on guitar and bass duties. Theo adds keyboards to the mix and Joelene does the percussion. The vocal chores are shared by all, the majority being the harmonies of Mark and Theo and the powerful vocal stylings of Joelene. The Poles enthusiasm for classic and eclectic rock songs reflect their various influences, including the Beatles, the Vogues, the Stones, the Smithereens, Smokey Robinson, the Doors, Kinks, Moody Blues and many, many others. When the band adds Joelene as the featured vocalist, they expand their range to include Jefferson Airplane, Melissa Etheridge, Janis Joplin and beyond.............................
To All Of The Men Out There Who Continue To Play 'Solitaire';
Flush The Kleenex, Toilet Paper Or Get Your Laundry Done IMMEDIATELY!!!
Some Of Your Spermies Have Been Known Live And Breathe Without Mommys' 'Incubator' How Will You Ever Explain To All Your Millions Of 'Kids'..... That Hey Were Just An Um, Accident???
If This Happens To You The Best Thing That You Can Do Is Take Them To The Nearest Ocean.... And Have Them Go For A Nice LONG Swim!!
"Hmmm.... I'm Either Getting An Ear Infection OR Someone's Trying to Send Me A Message By Morse Code By Um....Banging Two Nuts Together?? ...Anyways I Better Get My Ass In Gear
My Spider Senses Tell Me Someone Wants To Do Some Serious Head Banging!!"
Choose Between Things That Make You Go 'Hmmm?' OR You Just Gotta Say 'W-T-F!??'
My Neighbors Invited Me Over For 'Beer And B-B-Q' How Could I Resist...Free Food And Drinks! One Buddy Yells Out "Get Yer Ass In The Pool An' Cool Off Some!" I Said "Ain't NO F'n Way!!! I Ain't Gettin' MY Ass Fried Like You Guys!"
He Said, "Nah We're Good....We Got Sunscreen On!!"
To ALL Of The Women Out There That's Been In Public Restrooms Thinking That It Was Safe Carrying On The Way You Did.... Did You EVER Stop And Think Even Wonder... If There Was Someone Behind The Mirrors Not Only Watching You But Making Fun Of Your Antics And Charades??
Well I Found Him!
He Mimics You Every Chance He Gets! But No One Will Turn Him In Because He Records EVERYTHING.... And Puts Them On You Tube!!!
"If You've Ever Had That ONE Person That's Walked Into Your Life So Unexpectantly...So Unprepared
ALWAYS Let Them Know That They Were The 'ONE' That Made The Difference In Your Life!!
Let Them Know That It Was That 'JOLT' That They Gave You That Made You Feel Revitalized And Full Of Energy!.... Let Them Know That You're Always Turned On Not Only By Their Presence.... But By The Electricity That They They've Restored In Your Life!!"
Hey just in from my friday night gig and got your request! you all are awsome! thanks for the kind words about blog etc...yes I am one to speak my mind, speak my heart, speak my sorrows! keep up the good music! and dont be a stranger now!
