Hozay
Jose Sierra
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Emperor of Monkeys
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34 years old
FORT LAUDERDALE, Florida
United States
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Last Login: 7/4/2009
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Mood:
quixotic
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Hozay's Interests
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| General | I heart sleeping, rock climbing, judo, design, and monkeys. Not always in that order. But I'm pretty obsessed with sticking to walls these days. Give me a 'biner and a be'r any day of the week. | | Music | Can't live without it. Big ups to all the greats of turntablism, Z-Trip, DJ Shadow, DJ Craze, the Scratch Pickles, Executioners. I may not listen to as much jungle anymore, but it still sings in my veins and gets me moving when I hear it. Hat tipping to folk and all the mellow stuff - I know it's technical and good, and like anything, has its place. | | Movies | Yeah, they're cool, and I watch them all the time. | | Television | Last I checked, it's usually square, has a few controls in the front, and has a big screen where you can see all these little people dancing around trying to sell you things and telling you how cool and popular you'll be if only you purchase their artificially produced, artificially hyped, artificially necessary item (available now for only $19.95!) Either that, or you can watch (and laugh) at the misfortunes of others by watching so-called 'reality' shows that will (quite literally) melt your brain.
Wonder how the hell they fit all those little people in there? Must be Wonkavision®. | | Books | Can't live without books, either. Kind of like a woman, they can be good, bad, ugly, and any number of things, but the fact is: unless it's *really* bad, you generally see it through right to the end. The shnozzberries really do taste like shnozzberries. Remember that and you'll be okay. | | Heroes | You. |
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ROBIN'S BEATNIK GENERATION+++, South Florida Dubs, South Florida Stangs Mustang Club
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Hozay's Details
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| Status: | Single | | Here for: | Networking, Friends | | Orientation: | Straight | | Hometown: | Fort Lauderdale | | Body type: | 6' 1" / Athletic | | Ethnicity: | Latino / Hispanic | | Religion: | Catholic | | Zodiac Sign: | Gemini | | Children: | Someday | | Occupation: | Master of Monkeys |
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Hozay's Networking
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Marketing - Marketing - Online Marketing
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Search engine marketing, search engine optimization, keyword optimization and promotion, banner advertising, PPC advertising, and all that jazz.
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Technology - Internet - Webmaster
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Search engine optimization, website optimization, speed and bandwidth optimization, herding wild monkeys. It's what I do, kinda.
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Hozay's Companies
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Sillysmart, Inc.
Fort Lauderdale, Florida US
President
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1/2002-Present
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Ironbuilt Steel Buildings
Boca Raton, Florida US
Director of Marketing
Marketing
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3/2003-12/2006
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Motorola
Plantation, FL US
Design/Dev
WIG
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5/2007-Present
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Think Technologies
Coral Springs, FL US
Creative Director
Graphics
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9/11/2001-1/18/2003
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Naga Design Studio
Boca Raton, FL US
Art Director
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6/11/2000-8/2/2001
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Hypnopaedia Studios
Boca Raton, FL US
Designer
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4/21/1998-6/11/2000
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KopyKat Printing
Fort Lauderdale, FL US
Graphic Designer
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3/1/1996-11/4/1996
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AH Gallery & Framing
Fort Lauderdale, FL US
Framer
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5/8/1999-1/6/2000
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Hozay sez "Double-yoo Tee Eff, Mate?"
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Hozay's Latest Blog Entry
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I still hate MySpace.
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Get to The Real Deal
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Hmph. Dead Poets Society.
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Patience...
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The MySpace blog engine sucks monkey nuts...
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About me:
Viva España, bitches!
I eat babies. I like be'r. I am legion. I believe that there are two kinds of people in this world: the kind that think there's two kinds of people, and the kind that know better. I'm not impossible, just highly unlikely.
I can do anything.
I have callouses on my hands and I don't regret anything I ever did that contributed to making me who I am today. If it's in my power, I will always try my best to find the solution.
I'm happy. Nobody can take that away.
And I won't let anybody even try to. I'll try anything, I'll play anything, I'm always down. I've got my feet on the ground and my head way up in the clouds. I enjoy. Everything.
Iron Man
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| Green Lantern |
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| The Flash |
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| Robin |
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| Catwoman |
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| Wonder Woman |
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| Superman |
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| Supergirl |
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| Hulk |
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| Batman |
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Inventor. Businessman. Genius.
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Who I'd like to meet:
I have learned to hate MySpace.
What a POS site, written by blind helmet-wearing monkeys. Get wif da program, bitches, and stop causing issues. Test the site before committing changes! Novel concept, I know, and bound to prevent the constant freakin' issues this site has. I hate it for a lot of reasons, many of them (most of them, probably) non-technical, but the biggest stick in my eye has everything to do with the geeks in the cubicles that are clearly surfing porn rather than writing clean delicious code.
I've met the people I'd like to meet. I don't wanna meet anybody else, because people are fucking crazy and frankly, I don't have the time to deal with it. So you crazy-people (and you know who you are) can just go play in the padded room and leave me to my own brand of insanity. I have more fun that way, you have more fun that way, and I won't be forced to kill you and eat you to get rid of the body.
Peace and whatever, bitches.
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