Screwdriver Sally™
Screwdriver Sally™ No can has mansex liek has ladysex. (hehe) Taht iz teh ghey. (Leviticus 18:22, LOLcat Version)

Female
26 years old
Pig's Eye, Minnesota
United States



Last Login: 10/13/2009
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    Screwdriver Sally™'s Interests
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     Screwdriver Sally™'s Details
Status:Single
Here for:Friends
Religion:Mormon
Zodiac Sign:Virgo
Smoke / Drink:Yes / Yes
Occupation:Somewhat Glorified Babysitter
Income:Less than $30,000

   Screwdriver Sally™'s Schools
University Of Minnesota-Twin Cities
Minneapolis, MN
Graduated: N/A
 
Current Courses:

2007 to Present
Century Community And Technical College
White Bear Lake,Minnesota
Graduated: 2007
Student status: Alumni
Degree: Associate's Degree
Major: Liberal Arts
Minor: Gender & Women's Studies, Global Studies
Clubs: WSSA
Greek:   Phi Theta Kappa

2003 to 2007
Hudson Hi
Hudson,Wisconsin
Graduated: 2002
Student status: Alumni
Degree: High School Diploma
 

1998 to 2002

   Screwdriver Sally™'s Companies
Grace Place / Salvation Army
Somerset, Wisconsin US
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July 2006 - Current (relief)



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   Screwdriver Sally™'s Blurbs
About me:
I don't like skrewdriver the band. I don't like screwdrivers as in mixed drinks. And my name is not Sally. I am also not a mormon.

I am a person who is very angry with gravity.


Also, I do not like stairs. My solution to this is to climb them very, very fast and skip as many as possible.


I am the kind of girl who will drink all your beer and then hide your comb...or toenail clipper.


I must say, I am seriously considering getting a whole bunch of cosmetic surgery to look like an orc. Mostly because I am sick of sass, especially from the menZ, and no one would tell a girl who looks like an orc what to do.


I have never read Wuthering Heights all the way through because it seems boring to me.
Who I'd like to meet:
Fans of lunacy and beer...People who can keep up with me.

People who are fans of weird diseases. Physics, Chemistry, Anatomy, or Astronomy enthusiasts.

Anyone who has or ever has had scurvy!


People who are not addicted to meth are extra impressive. Especially if you are from this particular area.

I don't want to meet stupid people -- I meet more than enough stupid people on accident.

People should be as pretty and human after they open their mouths as they were before.







I would like to meet Frank Bascombe. Then I'd like to punch him in his stupid fucking mouth.





This guy, because he fucking rules:

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Screwdriver Sally™ has 294 friends.
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 Tali 


 gabe 


 Angel 


 josh 


 scarling. 


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 Fuck Target Til They Bleed. (Beer) 


 Sexy Baby GUPPY! 


 Sexual Predator 


 Pocket Pu$$y 


 MPLS Vic 


 Geralyn 


 Yardwork 





Screwdriver Sally™'s Friends Comments
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FAGGOT

FAGGOT



Oct 24 2009 3:28 AM

sex money dog shit..

SATURDAY OCTOBER 24th
11:30 PM RIVERVIEW THEATER
ONE SHOW ONLY
Sloshenheimer

Bryan Carlson



Aug 13 2009 1:58 AM

whats up?
Tea

Tea Bag



Aug 13 2009 1:45 AM

Thanks for the birthday wishes Miss Screwdriver!  How are you doing lady? 
FAGGOT

FAGGOT



Aug 12 2009 6:55 PM

minneapolis metal monkey cock

MONDAY AUGUST 17th
NIBIRU (TEXAS, members of INSECT WARFARE, PRETTY LITTLE FLOWER)
DISSENT (TEXAS)
INCINERATE
SIK FUK
GUT STUMP
DETERIORATION

9PM sharp (6 bands)
$5
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MONDAY AUGUST 17th
Strobe lights and blown speakers

Strobe lights and blown speakers



Jul 6 2009 3:40 PM

I'll text you (or call if I'm feeling less antisocial) and we should drink coffee and complain about our jobs. :)
Fuck Target Til They Bleed. (Beer)

Crazy Dave



Jun 14 2009 6:41 PM

im looking to be up that way,round july or some shit i think. ill certainly let you know. word up charles.
Geralyn

Geralyn



Jun 12 2009 5:53 PM

i'll see if i can convince my ride to stop!
Geralyn

Geralyn



Jun 12 2009 3:22 PM

yeah, i'm driving there. it's about a 38 hour drive. it's going to suck.

life has sucked, so i'm taking the opportunity to move to the west coast.
Sexy Baby GUPPY!

Diomira Birch



Jun 12 2009 5:29 AM

It's a line from a song I wrote. It compares this boy to a drug and a toxic force in my life.
Geralyn

Geralyn



Jun 11 2009 6:52 PM

so i'm moving to seattle.

which is a lot closer to you then new haven is.

and you should be really excited.

and you should meet me on the way.
Tali

Tali



May 30 2009 6:56 PM

I am pretty sure we are going to get married. Drop me a line when you feel the same way...
Travis

Travis



May 15 2009 3:04 AM


Check out my page
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Let me know if you like me YES or NO
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FAGGOT

FAGGOT



May 12 2009 7:52 AM

THIS WEEKEND SAIRA HUFF total crap FASHION SHOW


NEXT WEEKEND
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☠~♥Jonie♥~☠

☠~♥Jonie♥~☠



May 8 2009 5:24 PM

Ummmm ya I wouldn't drink either, it will make you really sick!!:(
CEASE

CEASE



Apr 17 2009 1:48 AM

HEATHER GODDAMN IT!!!!

where are you>!>!>!
Strobe lights and blown speakers

Strobe lights and blown speakers



Apr 4 2009 3:22 PM

Hey... what is up? :)
Lucas Christ

Lucas Christ



Mar 22 2009 8:05 PM

CEASE

CEASE



Mar 21 2009 11:42 PM

YOOOOOOO
KENELIS - available on i-tunes

KENELIS - available on i-tunes



Mar 18 2009 8:17 PM

hey! have you got your free MP3 yet? if not send us your email and we'll bung one over to you!!

In the meantime we've recorded our first Kenelis video blog! let us know what you think..



kenelis x
Karyn Crisis Fan Page

Karyn Crisis



Mar 18 2009 2:04 PM

....Create your own banner at MyBannerMaker.com! ..
MPLS Vic

Victor Johnson



Mar 13 2009 7:43 PM

Ha Ha ya yesterday I woke up at 7:40 a littel hung over and a littel sick it was my worst day of work so far. Sorry about monday I was broke. I'm going to have an after bar on st.pats.
Then we can both be hung over
CEASE

CEASE



Mar 8 2009 3:29 AM

When are we gonna talk again yoo??


you been M.I.
A??
CEASE

CEASE



Mar 3 2009 3:23 AM

what you sad about chica??
Lucas Christ

Lucas Christ



Feb 27 2009 6:26 PM

Sloshenheimer

Bryan Carlson



Feb 27 2009 4:34 AM

what's up?
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