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20 / Female
Weston, Florida, US
Last Login: 7/2/2009

Music Player

Interests

General

Last Days at SHS...

You KNOW i'm "gangsta"...LOL

Dirty ass school...lol

prom.....

the beginning of prom...

the aftermath....LOL

Senior Skip Day

I love these little buggers...
Music

Rascall Flats
Gym Class Her0es
The Wallfl0wers
Taking Back Sunday
B0n J0vi
Eve 6
Dishwalla
Third Eye Blind
Cute is What We Aim For
Everlast
Everclear
0ur Lady Peace
Wheatus
Dashb0ard C0nfessi0nals
Green Day
My Chemical R0mance
All- American Rejects
Fi0na Apple
Vaughn M0nr0e
Frank Sinatra
Coldplay
Manic Street Preachers
Andrea B0celli
Secondhand Serenade
The Killers
Panic! At The Disc0
Mindless Self-Indulgence
Britney.....DUH l0l
F0rt Min0r
The Used
Alanis M0rrisette
Aer0smith
Bl0c Party
Celine Di0n ( LOL CANDACE!!)
Interp0l
Deathcab f0r Cutie
Cascada
The Fray
Juan Luis Guerra
James Blunt
Tchaik0vsky
M0dest M0use
Silverchair
Movies

Zack and Miri Make A Porno (LMAO)
PINEAPPLE EXPRESS
SUPERBAD
Horton Hears a Who
40 Year Old Virgin (notice a pattern? I LOVE SETH ROGEN!!)
Beowulf (I....AM....BEOWULF....ROFL!...oh man...inside joke...=])
Dark Knight...I GUESS...LOL. Fine, I'll admit it, Heath Ledger kinda pwned everyone in that movie. Kinda. I still love Jack Nicholson's Joker though! Nothing like the original!
Blades of Glory
Stepbrothers
The Wedding Singer
Anything with Adam Sandler
ANYTHING with Seth Rogen
Anything with Will Ferrell
S0uth Park: Bigger, L0nger, and Uncut
Stewie Griffin: The Unt0ld St0ry
Beauty and the Best
Mickey's Once Upon a Christmas (OH SHUT IT! That movie kicks ASS!)
The Little Mermaid
Toy Story
Aladdin
Any Disney movie really....
Final Destinati0n 3
V F0r Vendetta
X-Men 1-3
Dodgeball
Zoolander
Mysteri0us Skin (damn right Andre l0l)
Austin P0wers: The Spy Wh0 Shagged Me
Hannibal
Shrek 1-2
R0ad Trip
Traffic
G00d Will Hunting
Mrs. D0ubtfire
The League 0f Extra0rdinary Gentlemen
Carrie
Girl, Interrupted
D0gma
Ladies' Man
I Am Legend
Television
S0uth Park
Desperate H0usewives
Friends
Family Guy
The Simps0ns
The 0bl0ngs
Will and Grace
C0medy Central Presents....
The Daily Sh0w with J0n Stewart
Dr. 90210
The Simple Life
Books

Leadership by Rudy Giuliani [almost done with it...=)
The Da Vinci C0de
1984
Siddhartha
The C0urage 0f Their C0nvicti0ns
Brave New W0rld
Angels and Dem0ns
Digital F0rtress
Tale 0f Tw0 Cities
Night
David C0pperfield
Anne 0f Green Gables
The Diary 0f Anne Frank
0f Mice and Men
Antig0ne
The P0litical Genius 0f Abraham Linc0ln
Heroes
G0d aka MR.FIORE
He's 0n the left...yep....WORSHIP HIM l0l

My daddy...he's the best daddy ever! lol

And Mr. Rudy Giuliani...he'll always be President in my heart. Sigh...
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Details

Status: Single
Here for: Friends
Hometown: Weston, FL
Orientation: Straight
Body type: 5' 1" / Average
Religion: Jewish
Zodiac Sign: Cancer
Children: Love kids, but not for me
Smoke / Drink: No / Yes
Education: In college
Occupation: Catering, but I'm still a BK girl at heart

Schools

Florida International University
- Miami,FL
- Graduated: N/A
- Degree: Bachelor's Degree
- Major: Hospitality Management/Travel and Tourism
- Minor: Political Science
2008 to Present
University Of Miami
- Coral Gables,FL
- Graduated: N/A
- Student status: Alumni
- Degree: Associate's Degree
- Major: Political Science
- Minor: Business Management
2007 to 2008
Broward Community College
- Ft Lauderdale, FL
- Graduated: N/A
- Student status: Alumni
- Degree: Associate's Degree
- Major: Political Science
- Greek: Phi Theta Kappa
2006 to 2008
Stranahan High School
- Ft. Lauderdale, FL
- Graduated: 2006
- Student status: Alumni
- Degree: High School Diploma
- Major: that freakin' Pre-Med Program...
2002 to 2006

Companies

Hilton Fort Lauderdale Beach Resort
- Fort Lauderdale, FL US
- Catering and Events Intern
August 2008- Present

Latest Blog Entries

Dec 9, 2008 4:50 AM OMG...FUNNIEST SHIT EVERRRR

Blurbs

About me:

I LOVE SETH ROGEN!
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MySpace Countdowns

"Wherever I stand, I stand with Israel"
Am yisrael chai ♥

"I'm not part of the problem. I'm a REPUBLICAN" =). -US President George W. Bush

Greatest music video EVER.
It's a fuckin' work of art. Fuckin' MASTERPIECE.
Coldplay "Viva La Vida" ♥

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*TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey*
Name:	Maria
Birthday:	July 19, 1988
Birthplace:	Lima, Peru
Current Location:	Weston, FL
Eye Color:	brown
Hair Color:	brown
Height:	5'1...yeah, I'm a shorty =)
Right Handed or Left Handed:	leftyyyy
Your Heritage:	I'm half Peruvian/half Italiana
The Shoes You Wore Today:	ohhhh my DC skate shoes =)
Your Weakness:	LEMON SORBET =)
Your Fears:	monsters, haunted houses, spiders, weird looking animals...the list goes on....
Your Perfect Pizza:	pepperoni and extra cheese and green peppers
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year:	I want to graduate FIU =)
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger:	LOL
Thoughts First Waking Up:	I hate mornings
Your Best Physical Feature:	It's obviously my hair. Obviously
Your Bedtime:	I'm an old lady...so probably like....11 ish...LOL
Your Most Missed Memory:	high school (senior year) with my homies Phil, Charles, and Andre =)
Pepsi or Coke:	DIET COKE BITCHES!
MacDonalds or Burger King:	BK...but I love Wendy's too!
Single or Group Dates:	I don't care...either way I like dates =)
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea:	I don't do iced tea (and it's NOT JUICE...inside joke LOL)
Chocolate or Vanilla:	vanilla
Cappuccino or Coffee:	frappuccino
Do you Smoke:	no
Do you Swear:	All the fuckin' time
Do you Sing:	hell yeah
*Do you Shower Daily:*
Have you Been in Love:	yesh
Do you want to go to College:	I'm almost done =)
Do you want to get Married:	of course I do...at Disney World! =)
Do you belive in yourself:	I try to
Do you get Motion Sickness:	only when I'm reading in a car...or if I ride loopy roller coasters too much
Do you think you are Attractive:	some days
Are you a Health Freak:	not at all LOL
Do you get along with your Parents:	yeah most of the time
Do you like Thunderstorms:	I love thunderstorms
Do you play an Instrument:	yessir
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol:	no
In the past month have you Smoked:	no
In the past month have you been on Drugs:	no
In the past month have you gone on a Date:	yeah
In the past month have you gone to a Mall:	yeah all the time
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos:	not a box...I'm not that much of a fatty! LOL
In the past month have you eaten Sushi:	eeewww
In the past month have you been on Stage:	not that I can recall
In the past month have you been Dumped:	no
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping:	no
In the past month have you Stolen Anything:	no
Ever been Drunk:	not really
Ever been called a Tease:	yeah
Ever been Beaten up:	no
Ever Shoplifted:	no
How do you want to Die:	I guess in my sleep
What do you want to be when you Grow Up:	General Manager of a huge ass hotel
What country would you most like to Visit:	ISRAEL, Japan, Italy, Spain, Germany, Poland, Holland
*In a Boy/Girl..*
Favourite Eye Color:	brown
Favourite Hair Color:	brown
Short or Long Hair:	short
Height:	taller than me is fine
Weight:	as long as you're not fuckin' morbidly obese and you don't have bigger boobies than me you're OK lol
Best Clothing Style:	I like boys who look clean
Number of Drugs I have taken:	0
Number of CDs I own:	who owns CDs anymore?
Number of Piercings:	1 on each ear
Number of Tattoos:	none
Number of things in my Past I Regret:	a whole bunch lol

CREATE YOUR OWN! - or - GET PAID TO TAKE SURVEYS!

♥the name is MARIA =)♥
♥And there are only FOUR things you need to know about me♥
♥I'm 20 years old♥
♥I'm NOW a Hospitality Management/Travel and Tourism major at FIU♥♥
♥I'm TOTALLY going to get married at Walt Disney World...TOTALLY♥
♥I have a sick, sick infatuation with Seth Rogen...it's almost stalker level...LOL♥..
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Who I'd like to meet:

I've already met the people who are the most important to me...
I ♥ my....
momma and daddy

my momma and my daddy my daddy looks drunk off his ass LOL

brothers

me and the big bro....who happens to look high...LOL

bestie Anitters

and my friends...

Friend Space (Top 5)

Comments

*Da 1 ~n~ OnLy*

May 26 2009 6:55 PM

I smell the potential as well n its smother in garlic creme sauce!!!!...lol...
*Da 1 ~n~ OnLy*

Apr 29 2009 7:24 PM

I want sum yummy yum yumz!!!..lol... your the best!
*Da 1 ~n~ OnLy*

Apr 20 2009 1:37 PM

YAY!!!! The semester is almost over!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! N e wayzzzz my bad bout my phone Ree it fell in sum water n now its even more stupid! BUT it still works!!!...lol... Ill call you laters...ooo n me n my other half resolved the big "issue" .... :D kk love you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
áLex [yew aint on mii l…

Apr 6 2009 10:55 PM

thank you! ♥
*Da 1 ~n~ OnLy*

Apr 5 2009 8:04 PM

I upgraded to 2.0!!!! lol... it lets nosy bitches feel shame!!!...lol
*Da 1 ~n~ OnLy*

Apr 4 2009 2:02 PM

Hey buddy change ur mood!!!!!!!!!!
*Da 1 ~n~ OnLy*

Mar 31 2009 1:42 PM

k!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Thankz ree
*Da 1 ~n~ OnLy*

Mar 30 2009 10:29 PM

OMG!! I soo love my new nickname!!! n I wanna c Monsters vs Aliens sooooooooooooooooo bad!!!!!! No one wants to go with me n Im really tempted to go by myself like a loser! uhhh!! Im soo sad :(......... I wouldnt have this problem if------------ call me n Ill tell you what happend!!!
Love you RIA-LICIOUS!!!!!!!!!
*Da 1 ~n~ OnLy*

Mar 17 2009 7:04 PM

Bestest friend in the whole entire galaxy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Im back!!!!!!!!!!! I called you but my phone is being gayy but Ill try again laterzzzz!!!!!!! ttylzzzz *mwahzz
crispy singles bitch GG…NothingmattersInc. Theguyuseeoverthere

Mar 11 2009 2:50 AM

hmmmm i doubt that hes gunna show.
gin i dont kno lol im tryna not drink as much as i do lol so if its cool ill just take the cash lmao
crispy singles bitch GG…NothingmattersInc. Theguyuseeoverthere

Mar 11 2009 1:48 AM

sooooooooooooooo your gunna decide to turn your phone off when i call u FUCK you maria i hate u lol.
call me then queer face friday is the day
*Da 1 ~n~ OnLy*

Mar 10 2009 8:08 PM

FEEL BETTER MY RIA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
CEOCarlos Enrique Ortega

Mar 9 2009 1:20 PM

THANKS, NIGGA!! But I couldn't crop all you out like I usually do...the picture ended up too blurry...lol. Anyways, don't hate that you're not in my profile pic, it's just this was the pic I looked the best in...lol
crispy singles bitch GG…NothingmattersInc. Theguyuseeoverthere

Mar 5 2009 9:46 PM

yea im still paying off massive amounts of debt so thats a no for me.
and i still didnt get my 20 bucks from u for my birthday whore!@!!!!!!!!!! lol
*Da 1 ~n~ OnLy*

Mar 5 2009 6:49 PM

Im bored!!!.. n I hope ur doing FABULOUS on ur midterms right now!!..lol.. ne hoo juss passing by to say HI tylzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
crispy singles bitch GG…NothingmattersInc. Theguyuseeoverthere

Mar 5 2009 3:50 AM

ur not sitting in my backseat srry if i get pulled over i dont wana get in trouble for u sitting on the floor with no seatbelt lol so ur gunna have to meet us somewhere
crispy singles bitch GG…NothingmattersInc. Theguyuseeoverthere

Mar 4 2009 11:07 PM

yea imma be driving and me with no backseats isnt gunna work for u unless u want ur ass to be hurting. which by the end of the night it will be anyway lol. phil isnt really coming down i made a dummy and basically imma be luggin it around pretending its him so i dont lose my mind.
he said i can go get twinkay to kill u so u better watch out she smells ur vagina,lol
crispy singles bitch GG…NothingmattersInc. Theguyuseeoverthere

Mar 4 2009 3:53 AM

FUCK YOU maria lol me and phil r chillin next week but we cant go pick u up
crispy singles bitch GG…NothingmattersInc. Theguyuseeoverthere

Mar 4 2009 1:37 AM

at my house where r u?
DREAndre Smith

Mar 2 2009 3:33 PM

yES THERE IS,,, YOURE JUST NOT T SEEING IT
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Mar 2 2009 3:55 AM

i hate jon.
u need to get over him he makes me want to bitchslap a bitch!!!!!!

i think u n the person below me should fall in love.
HAHAHFLASKDHFDSKJFHDSKHJFASHAHHAHAHA
*Da 1 ~n~ OnLy*

Feb 6 2009 3:40 PM

HEY BUDDY!!! Ready to chil-lax at our favorite place ever????? Cant wait super excited ( yes... Im referring to the mall cuz I have no life ...lol.. plus I wanna eat!) Ne wayz see you laterzzz
*Da 1 ~n~ OnLy*

Feb 3 2009 10:15 PM

ummm how bout NO!!! you need to learn missy! Your going to be supporting me one day...
DREAndre Smith

Feb 2 2009 1:03 PM

Hey Im sooooooo lost lol when did we all become sooooooo distant.
lol where is Phil by the way?
*Da 1 ~n~ OnLy*

Jan 31 2009 7:00 PM

I miss you Ree!!! :(

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