|[Maria]| iS PRETTY BAD ASS ♥

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  • |[Maria]| iS PRETTY BAD ASS ♥

  • 21 / Female
  • Weston, Florida, US
  • Last Login: 11/5/2009

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Interests

  • General


    Last Days at SHS...
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    You KNOW i'm "gangsta"...LOL
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    Dirty ass school...lol
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    prom.....
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    the beginning of prom...
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    the aftermath....LOL
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    Senior Skip Day
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    I love these little buggers...
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  • Music


    Rascall Flats
    Gym Class Her0es
    The Wallfl0wers
    Taking Back Sunday
    B0n J0vi
    Eve 6
    Dishwalla
    Third Eye Blind
    Cute is What We Aim For
    Everlast
    Everclear
    0ur Lady Peace
    Wheatus
    Dashb0ard C0nfessi0nals
    Green Day
    My Chemical R0mance
    All- American Rejects
    Fi0na Apple
    Vaughn M0nr0e
    Frank Sinatra
    Coldplay
    Manic Street Preachers
    Andrea B0celli
    Secondhand Serenade
    The Killers
    Panic! At The Disc0
    Mindless Self-Indulgence
    Britney.....DUH l0l
    F0rt Min0r
    The Used
    Alanis M0rrisette
    Aer0smith
    Bl0c Party
    Celine Di0n ( LOL CANDACE!!)
    Interp0l
    Deathcab f0r Cutie
    Cascada
    The Fray
    Juan Luis Guerra
    James Blunt
    Tchaik0vsky
    M0dest M0use
    Silverchair
  • Movies


    Zack and Miri Make A Porno (LMAO)
    PINEAPPLE EXPRESS
    SUPERBAD
    Horton Hears a Who
    40 Year Old Virgin (notice a pattern? I LOVE SETH ROGEN!!)
    Beowulf (I....AM....BEOWULF....ROFL!...oh man...inside joke...=])
    Dark Knight...I GUESS...LOL. Fine, I'll admit it, Heath Ledger kinda pwned everyone in that movie. Kinda. I still love Jack Nicholson's Joker though! Nothing like the original!
    Blades of Glory
    Stepbrothers
    The Wedding Singer
    Anything with Adam Sandler
    ANYTHING with Seth Rogen
    Anything with Will Ferrell
    S0uth Park: Bigger, L0nger, and Uncut
    Stewie Griffin: The Unt0ld St0ry
    Beauty and the Best
    Mickey's Once Upon a Christmas (OH SHUT IT! That movie kicks ASS!)
    The Little Mermaid
    Toy Story
    Aladdin
    Any Disney movie really....
    Final Destinati0n 3
    V F0r Vendetta
    X-Men 1-3
    Dodgeball
    Zoolander
    Mysteri0us Skin (damn right Andre l0l)
    Austin P0wers: The Spy Wh0 Shagged Me
    Hannibal
    Shrek 1-2
    R0ad Trip
    Traffic
    G00d Will Hunting
    Mrs. D0ubtfire
    The League 0f Extra0rdinary Gentlemen
    Carrie
    Girl, Interrupted
    D0gma
    Ladies' Man
    I Am Legend
  • Television

    S0uth Park
    Desperate H0usewives
    Friends
    Family Guy
    The Simps0ns
    The 0bl0ngs
    Will and Grace
    C0medy Central Presents....
    The Daily Sh0w with J0n Stewart
    Dr. 90210
    The Simple Life
  • Books


    Leadership by Rudy Giuliani [almost done with it...=)
    The Da Vinci C0de
    1984
    Siddhartha
    The C0urage 0f Their C0nvicti0ns
    Brave New W0rld
    Angels and Dem0ns
    Digital F0rtress
    Tale 0f Tw0 Cities
    Night
    David C0pperfield
    Anne 0f Green Gables
    The Diary 0f Anne Frank
    0f Mice and Men
    Antig0ne
    The P0litical Genius 0f Abraham Linc0ln
  • Heroes

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    He's 0n the left...yep....WORSHIP HIM l0l

    My daddy...he's the best daddy ever! lol

    And Mr. Rudy Giuliani...he'll always be President in my heart. Sigh...
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Details

  • Status: Single
  • Here for: Friends
  • Hometown: Weston, FL
  • Orientation: Straight
  • Body type: 5' 1" / Average
  • Religion: Jewish
  • Zodiac Sign: Cancer
  • Children: Love kids, but not for me
  • Smoke / Drink: No / Yes
  • Education: In college
  • Occupation: Catering, but I'm still a BK girl at heart

Schools

  • Florida International University

    • Miami,FL
    • Graduated: N/A
    • Degree: Bachelor's Degree
    • Major: Hospitality Management/Travel and Tourism
    • Minor: Political Science
    2008 to Present
  • University Of Miami

    • Coral Gables,FL
    • Graduated: N/A
    • Student status: Alumni
    • Degree: Associate's Degree
    • Major: Political Science
    • Minor: Business Management
    2007 to 2008
  • Broward Community College

    • Ft Lauderdale, FL
    • Graduated: N/A
    • Student status: Alumni
    • Degree: Associate's Degree
    • Major: Political Science
    • Greek: Phi Theta Kappa
    2006 to 2008
  • Stranahan High School

    • Ft. Lauderdale, FL
    • Graduated: 2006
    • Student status: Alumni
    • Degree: High School Diploma
    • Major: that freakin' Pre-Med Program...
    2002 to 2006

Companies

  • Hilton Fort Lauderdale Beach Resort

    • Fort Lauderdale, FL US
    • Catering and Events Intern
    August 2008- Present

Blurbs

About me:

"O.J. Simpson...Not a Jew!" - Adam Sandler, "Chanukah Song" LOL <3
I LOVE SETH ROGEN!
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"Wherever I stand, I stand with Israel"
Am yisrael chai ♥
"I'm not part of the problem. I'm a REPUBLICAN" =). - Former US President George W. Bush

Greatest music video EVER.
It's a fuckin' work of art. Fuckin' MASTERPIECE.
Coldplay "Viva La Vida" ♥ ............ Get Your Own Myspace Layouts @ MyspaceLayouts.cc! Maria Ortega's Facebook profile

♥the name is MARIA =)♥
♥And there are only FOUR things you need to know about me♥
♥I'm 21 years old♥
♥I'm NOW a Hospitality Management/Travel and Tourism major at FIU♥♥
♥I'm TOTALLY going to get married at Walt Disney World...TOTALLY♥
♥I have a sick, sick infatuation with Seth Rogen...it's almost stalker level...LOL♥..
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Who I'd like to meet:

I've already met the people who are the most important to me...
I ♥ my....
momma and daddy
my momma and my daddy  my daddy looks drunk off his ass LOL
brothers
me and the big bro....who happens to look high...LOL
my big brothers and me =)
bestie Anitters
Me and my BESTIE Anitters....
and my friends...
PROM!!!

Friend Space (Top 3)

Comments

Displaying 25 of 510 comments
  • Nov 4 2009 6:18 PM

  • Nov 2 2009 5:57 PM

    Maria WHY do u still have RJ on ur top?? Take him off and add Mr. Sankar!!!!!!!!!!!... LOVE YOU!!
  • Oct 24 2009 4:59 AM

    thanks for the add :)
  • Oct 2 2009 3:55 PM

    hey stranger, how u been?  : )
  • Jul 20 2009 6:26 PM

    LOL..Ah Its You Again,
    And We Go Thru This Every Year,
    But It Is You That Is The Thief! LOL

    Hope You Had A Great B-Day Like Me....Till Next Time! =P
  • Jul 6 2009 2:24 PM

    REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE UR BDAY COMING UP You kno wat that meansss!! Your going to look like this at the end of the night ----------->= in that order!!! SOOO stop being pensive and start being excited!!!!!!!!!!! ttylzzzz sexii love you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *mwahzzz
  • May 26 2009 6:55 PM

    I smell the potential as well n its smother in garlic creme sauce!!!!...lol...
  • Apr 29 2009 7:24 PM

    I want sum yummy yum yumz!!!..lol... your the best!
  • Apr 20 2009 1:37 PM

    YAY!!!! The semester is almost over!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! N e wayzzzz my bad bout my phone Ree it fell in sum water n now its even more stupid! BUT it still works!!!...lol... Ill call you laters...ooo n me n my other half resolved the big "issue" .... :D kk love you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  • Apr 6 2009 10:55 PM

    thank you! ♥
  • Apr 5 2009 8:04 PM

    I upgraded to 2.0!!!! lol... it lets nosy bitches feel shame!!!...lol
  • Apr 4 2009 2:02 PM

    Hey buddy change ur mood!!!!!!!!!!
  • Mar 31 2009 1:42 PM

    k!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Thankz ree
  • Mar 30 2009 10:29 PM

    OMG!! I soo love my new nickname!!! n I wanna c Monsters vs Aliens sooooooooooooooooo bad!!!!!! No one wants to go with me n Im really tempted to go by myself like a loser! uhhh!! Im soo sad :(......... I wouldnt have this problem if------------ call me n Ill tell you what happend!!!
    Love you RIA-LICIOUS!!!!!!!!!
  • Mar 17 2009 7:04 PM

    Bestest friend in the whole entire galaxy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Im back!!!!!!!!!!! I called you but my phone is being gayy but Ill try again laterzzzz!!!!!!! ttylzzzz *mwahzz
  • Mar 11 2009 2:50 AM

    hmmmm i doubt that hes gunna show.
    gin i dont kno lol im tryna not drink as much as i do lol so if its cool ill just take the cash lmao
  • Mar 11 2009 1:48 AM

    sooooooooooooooo your gunna decide to turn your phone off when i call u FUCK you maria i hate u lol.
    call me then queer face friday is the day
  • Mar 10 2009 8:08 PM

    FEEL BETTER MY RIA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  • Mar 9 2009 1:20 PM

    THANKS, NIGGA!! But I couldn't crop all you out like I usually do...the picture ended up too blurry...lol. Anyways, don't hate that you're not in my profile pic, it's just this was the pic I looked the best in...lol
  • Mar 5 2009 9:46 PM

    yea im still paying off massive amounts of debt so thats a no for me.
    and i still didnt get my 20 bucks from u for my birthday whore!@!!!!!!!!!! lol
  • Mar 5 2009 6:49 PM

    Im bored!!!.. n I hope ur doing FABULOUS on ur midterms right now!!..lol.. ne hoo juss passing by to say HI tylzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
  • Mar 5 2009 3:50 AM

    ur not sitting in my backseat srry if i get pulled over i dont wana get in trouble for u sitting on the floor with no seatbelt lol so ur gunna have to meet us somewhere
  • Mar 4 2009 11:07 PM

    yea imma be driving and me with no backseats isnt gunna work for u unless u want ur ass to be hurting. which by the end of the night it will be anyway lol. phil isnt really coming down i made a dummy and basically imma be luggin it around pretending its him so i dont lose my mind.
    he said i can go get twinkay to kill u so u better watch out she smells ur vagina,lol
  • Mar 4 2009 3:53 AM

    FUCK YOU maria lol me and phil r chillin next week but we cant go pick u up
  • Mar 4 2009 1:37 AM

    at my house where r u?