Mikey
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I hate the fact you made me who I am today.
Male
26 years old
MINNEAPOLIS, MINNESOTA
United States
Last Login: 6/22/2006
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Mikey's Interests
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| General | I love going to movies and art openings. I love gallery hopping, window shopping, and long walks on Lake Calhoon. I like good food, I'm a huge chocolate lover and I love the opportunity to cook for others in my spacious Minneapolis Apartment (overlooking ghettoville where it is common place to see gang members beating eachother silly.) I love reading a good book on the couch on a rainy day but tend to not want to sit around unless I'm working on some art or a song or something like that, which I do quite often but not usually in the pressance of others. I also love the kinky sex, with the whipping and the biting and five sexual positions at once. because otherwise we might as well get married and move to guana and force our religion on others. and have kids, all day long. | | Music | Bjork is fucking god (come on now) Tool, Korn, Marilyn Manson, Eminem, Limp Bizkit (while he could still get up), dope... this is the stuff i "grew up on". I love American Head Charge, Muse, Radiohead, APC, Kitty, Tupac and the Notorious one (RIP brothaz, keep some cavasiet capped for me in heaven!) Ludacris, 50 cent, all ya'll rock. Ani Difranco is my hero cuz she just doesnt care and does what she loves and keeps it real with her fans a decade and a half later, which no one does. Basically I'll listen to any music that doesn't suck, and a lot does. I like some punk, some hippy shit, some classical, some techno, but i would say that these genres have disproportionately sucky musicians. hah. hate mail time... MEWAHAHAHA.... MEWAHAHAHAHA... ACK! HACK! oh man that was a crazy hairball... where did the orange fur come from? | | Movies | In my personal collection I have mostly Anime porn with tentacles... Just kidding. I collect Pixar films and other 3d, INCREDIBLES!!! Also, I like Ghost in the Shell, Invader Zim, I recently bought Aeon Flux. I like crazy crazy movies, Like Fight Club... See it, again... while on coffee/grounds and kitty litter. There is this scene at the end that looks like a colonoscopy, if you look at it upside down. Also, I like anything with Scarlett Johanneson in it. Shes the best and if you dont think so, I'd just like to say, Dirty Two-Shots for you! | | Television | Simpsons, SNL, Mad TV, News Radio, Seinfeld, Just Shoot Me, Will and Grace (Jack is SO cute...and I'm not gay...how dare you not think Jack is cute!), Family Guy, American Dad (AHHHHHH!), Jay Leno, Conan O'brian, Carson Daily, ANYTHING Jeff Passolt, and Sex in the City and Sopranos as soon as I get HBO. (crossing my fingers for 2007 here...)
| | Books | I've been known to read a book now and again. About a year ago I started reading Stephen King books, I've read through the Dark Tower 4 Wizard and Glass and Desperation. I think Stephen King is a master novelist and personality and I wish I would have gotten into his work earlier so then maybe I'd be able to read them all before I get gatted. Geez, I've been reading Dianetics lately, and I kind of laughed when I read the foreward. If you dont get a word, go back and read it in the dictionary and stuff... I was like pffft. oh come on now. I started getting into it, 2 pages later I had one ruthless seizure and havent woken up since. | | Heroes | The best people in the world are those that kick major Assholio and take down the stat for the Mer De Noms. Basicly anyone who got told they were dumb their whole lives and made it. I know as well as anyone what it's like to be on your own with no one around who seems to care. When your me you keep living for that day that may never come. You just keep striving and pushing for what you believe and what you love. I never turn around for more than a second to look back, maybe someday I'll strike a kid who think's I'm the best thing since turkey bacon... It's so totally worth it... and with that...heres a kind message from our sponsers ACME Razor Blades.
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Mikey's Details
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| Status: | In a Relationship | | Here for: | Networking, Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends | | Orientation: | Straight | | Hometown: | Minneapolis, Minnesota | | Body type: | 6' 2" / Athletic | | Ethnicity: | White / Caucasian | | Religion: | Jewish | | Zodiac Sign: | Sagittarius | | Smoke / Drink: | Yes / Yes | | Children: | Someday | | Education: | In college | | Occupation: | Writer/Artist/Waiter |
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Mikey's Schools
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Minneapolis College Of Art And Design
Minneapolis,Minnesota
Graduated: 2007
Degree: Postdoctoral
Major: Collecting Dust, and Animation
Minor: Writing to Whoop Assholio
Clubs: Never, Ever, Ever, Ever, Talk about my brain recycling.
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Mikey's Networking
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Television - Talent - Acting
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If you want a crazy motor core, come here, I got facial expressions, I'm an impressionist, I got a nice body for love scenes. gimmi more money more money!
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Music - Performance - Vocals
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I got a fluckin rockin voice people. If you need a lead singer or you're a band that utilizes falcetto and are into grunge/rock/industrial/tribal/deathmetal/rap or something hit me up cuz i'm lookin for a band and got nothin but ideas.
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I thought about this perplexity long and hard. And slow... at first. Then my mind started to race faster and faster. Faster and Harder. Deeper Deeper... Oh crap I just burst a blood vessel and I got a bad nose bleed...
Um, think about the bunny picture for a sec. You know I got that shit from MCAD....
Ok my nose is ok finally... It's bleeding a little but I put a paper towel in it... So anyway I thought this was just some kind of dating service at first. I went on a date once off Myspace... and the chick already had a cock... so I was like... Why did you even pretend to want to try to have babies with me all day... Fuckin redheads getting all the chicks. Fucking redheads... fandango yo, my papertowel's getting a nose bleed... I'll be back in a sec...
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