Gretchen
Gretchen Turner
Gretchen Turner "constantly risking absurdity"

Female
33 years old
Brooklyn, New York
United States



Last Login: 10/21/2009
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GeneralAm a love poet and Wally World test rider. (But not the ones that make me vomit.) And irrepressably goofy.
Musicis awesome.
Moviescan be, too.
Televisionis sometimes rockin'. But usually not at 3 in morning when people just don't neeeed gizmos to help them crack eggs open.
Booksoooh la la.
Heroesalso known as hoagies, subs, um, wedges....

     Gretchen's Details
Status:Single
Here for:Friends
Orientation:Bi
Zodiac Sign:Libra
Occupation:Student/Word-Slinger/Rester



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   Gretchen's Blurbs
About me:
"I always cook with wine. Sometimes I even put it in the food." -w.c. fields.
Who I'd like to meet:
Whom. Pedantic as I am.

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Alice

Alice Keenan



Jul 28 2009 10:58 AM


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Let me know if you like me YES or NO
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Mariposa

Mariposa



Feb 15 2009 4:53 AM

Darling gorgeous sexylicious valentine of mine,

I love you and miss you very much.

I am buttering and sugaring myself in hopes I will see you soon.

Some funny valentines...


um, can we get ANY MORE politically incorrect???? ROFL...




Is this, like, the WEIRDEST of all valentines???




LMAO!!!



Oh God, there's more, there's more...


but... that's enough for now...

Hugs and chocolate-dipped Sarajis,
xo me
Mariposa

Mariposa



Jan 1 2009 3:37 AM

Beautiful Gretch,

My very favorite part of 2008 was meeting you.

Since I'm home sick and we aren't watching fireworks on the beach, I thought I'd send you some inspiration.



I hope I can ring in many more new years with you. It excites me so much to think that some day, we'll look back at this time of our lives whenever we need to feel renewed. And it excites me, too, to think of all the surprises and adventures we have ahead of us.

Thank you for being the love, friend and companion I have always wanted, and then some. You never cease to amaze me with the abundance of your intelligence, quirky wit, kindness and creativity. The love you give to me (and my little one) is nothing short of angelic.

love,
Saraji
Mariposa

Mariposa



Dec 20 2008 5:02 AM

I know how you feel about Hall and Oates... but... if you insist on knowing my bliss, I'll tell you what the reason is... THIS! ;)

"Rosie the Robot
was a jolly happy soul..." LMAO... still LMAO...

Mariposa

Mariposa



Dec 18 2008 6:35 AM



maybe it will pop out your latest poem?

then I would be really lucky

and we could go on the wonder wheel

because you make me feel

like cotton candy

and on the beach so sandy

we'll write, "you're pritty" ;}

with our friend Jeni!

xoxoxox,
yours truly
Mariposa

Mariposa



Dec 1 2008 7:56 AM

beautiful...

you rock my world.

I can't think of anything about you that doesn't make me smile from ear to ear.

I will try in the morning. Maybe I can think of one little thing, if I squeeze my brain cells.

I even love your socks. ;)

Speechlessly, music-of-the-spheres-fully yours,
S
Mariposa

Mariposa



Nov 18 2008 3:17 PM

good morning lucky charm... you're magically delicious!!



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Nov 26 2007 11:45 PM

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Woody Allen



Sep 6 2007 8:30 AM

can't believe a 18 year old chick would put half-nude pics on myspace. whore alert.

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