Alison
"Does anybody remember laughter?"

Female
31 years old
New York, New York
United States



Last Login:8/20/2008
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    Alison's Interests
GeneralBlind Faith, Circus Boys and the #9.
MusicI don't really care for music, do I?
MoviesAlmost Famous, Wonderboys, The Birds, Metroland, Gosford Park, Sliding Doors, The Great Muppet Caper...
TelevisionMiss Freaks and Geeks partly bc it was before anybody knew who any of those dudes were.

trunk monkey

BooksPillars of the Earth, The Sunne in Splendor, historical biographies, books about finance....
HeroesMy mother, for not losing her mind with me as a daughter. Other than her, I am pretty sure the hero, like bohemia, is dead.

     Alison's Details
Status:Swinger
Body type:5' 10"
Zodiac Sign:Libra



Alison : old enough to know better... too young to give a rat's ass

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   Alison's Blurbs
About me:
Life's just friggin' tickling me pink.
Who I'd like to meet:
Anyone who can match my will. Go on. I dare you.

   Alison's Friend Space (Top 8)
Alison has 36 friends.
 Capital T 


 Emily 


 Amy 


 Josh 


 lissa 


 Amy 2.0 


 Dan C. - aka Dan c. 


 Action Figure Amy 





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Josh





Feb 9 2008 6:37 PM

lissa





Feb 2 2008 7:20 PM

Thanks sweets! How are you? Which bar will you be at tomorrow to pick up hot boys during the Super Bowl? :)
Melinda





Nov 30 2007 7:49 PM

Me too!!!!!!!! How is your dental situation? Mine sucks!
Amy





Oct 14 2007 6:40 AM

"Oh, right, THAT ring," Wolkarina muttered. "Honestly, we are all out of that ring...we loaned on to a small, Hobbit-like creature, and we haven't seen it since. Plus, that ring is totes busted and crappy. Can I offer you an alternate of equal value?"
"Only if it is textured rose gold with 3 cute, cute diamonds. And if it has interesting and practical magical powers", replied the princess.
"Can do", said the Jew.
A small puff of glitter appeared, and there, on the coffee table, appeared a velvet lined box.
Emily





Oct 14 2007 6:31 AM

"Can I wish for a hundred more wishes?" Alipunzel asked hopefully.

"No, sorry, that shit don't fly." the Wolkerina replied tersly. "There's a strictly one wish per person policy, don't get greedy."

"Alright then, you can't blame me for trying." The princess screwed up her nose, concentrated for a moment and then smiled serenely. "I wish for One Ring to rule them all, One Ring to find them, One Ring to bring them all and in the darkness bind them."
Chris S.





Sep 16 2007 7:49 PM


Hope to see you there!
Amy





Sep 13 2007 5:15 AM

I must make sure that before I read your myspace page, I use the restroom. Damn you, OASIS!
Melinda





Sep 7 2007 2:46 PM

Alison, that is one of the funniest things I've ever heard!!!!! How I miss our dental stories! And all of the other ones too.
Amy





Aug 21 2007 5:35 PM

A small burst of non-toxic pink shimmery smoke burst forth, and seeimingly, from out of nowhere, appeared a busty, curly-haired, possibly Jewish sprite, named Wolkerina. "Good timing," said the sprite, in a not at all nasal or piercing voice. "You let your wish lapse for so long, it almost lost all of its potency. However, I am here to assure that your wish comes true without a hitch. I am Wolkarina, of the Georgian sprites, not to be confused with the Jordan sprites. And I am your personal wish insurer."
Emily





Aug 20 2007 2:16 AM

One day Quasimodo announced that he had decided to follow his true calling, mounting a large multi-media performance piece that combined his three loves, spastic Wii-playing, cryptic texting and filling small confined spaces with the smell of rotting, putrid basil. He booked a five borough tour, kissed Alipunzel goodbye, and rode off into the sunset via the FDR Drive.

Emerelda still occasionally visited our sequestered Princess in her tower, especially for evenings of wine and miniseries created by high-functioning autistic British directors, but Alipunzel was growing increasingly weary of her solitary existence on 24th Street. So one day, when she'd napped for her required 27 hours of beauty sleep, she rifled through her closet until she found an old dusty box. The box contained the entire inventory of four stationery stores, four pink feather boas and one unused wish, a gift from her fairy godmother.

She took out the wish, dusted it off and held it in her outstreached hand. After much though, and a short consultation with Pigwidgeon, she closed her eyes and wished . . .
Emily





Aug 10 2007 2:07 PM

Once upon a time a fair princess, Alipunzell, lived a top a high tower on 24th Street with her trusty (although only 6 inch tall) steed Pigwideon. There she was entirely isolated from the rest of the world and from the light of day (she was half vampire, due to a ill-advised indiscretion in her mother's youth). Her only contact with the outside world was through her roommate, hunchback and sometimes bartender, Quasimodo and the wise and beautiful Emerelda, her spiritual and menu advisor.
Amy





Aug 10 2007 4:50 AM

Phillis Wolk says, "You never know a man's true worth until you see his Prince Albert, Gunga Din."
Josh





Aug 9 2007 6:46 PM

I was at the Harlem Classical Theatre of Harlem Renaissance Fair and ran into Prince Albert. He asked for some ice packs. Get it? Get it?
Emily





Aug 9 2007 6:31 PM

Story number five, in which Alison, the Prince Albert and Trunk Monkey are entirely surrounded by water . . .
Chris S.





Jul 29 2007 12:35 AM



Save the date! Hope to see you there!
Emily





Jul 25 2007 1:31 AM

Alison, I will bear your children, but I will not make you cum!
Josh





Jul 9 2007 2:49 AM

Alcohol is bad. Very, very bad.
Amy 2.0





Jun 21 2007 4:15 PM

I hope i am confused about the previous two comments.
Amy





Jun 8 2007 4:40 PM

I disagree with Emily....Fetusina needs a good, loving home. And if it is in a glass jar, so be it.
Emily





Jun 5 2007 1:43 AM

You are not, I repeat NOT putting your aborted fetus in a glass jar for Jed. There are some things I will not abide!

Not abide!
Amy





Jun 3 2007 6:58 AM

There is no reason to panic....unless there is an air raid.
Amy





May 21 2007 4:44 AM

I cannot believe you are missing the muppets on the big screen. A powder puff for you!
Amy





May 14 2007 6:23 PM





Amy





May 11 2007 3:27 PM

You are not going to believe this shit...I just picked up a phone call from Maxwell Caufield. No Joke. He is such a cool rider.
DietzNYC





Apr 25 2007 5:04 PM

Can't help it if my friends like taking pictures....

Oh yeah and they LOVE ahving me in them...

You should know we have a few together

;-)
Josh





Mar 21 2007 9:22 PM

Your uterus is not the enemy...

However the enemy and your uterus are in cahoots...
lissa





Mar 16 2007 3:04 AM

Amy 2.0 - the quote is from Almost Famous - The scene where Russell is on acid at the houseparty in Topeka and is going on and on about what's "real."

(What?! I've seen it once or twice.) :)
Amy 2.0





Mar 13 2007 4:47 PM

Things i need to know:

1. Where can I get white envelopes full of crisp 20s?

2. Was your headline a pickup line from a guy?

3. How do i make a spicy tuna sandwich?

3. Why did God keep us apart last week?

Josh





Feb 19 2007 3:16 AM

I love me some bitches on wheels!
Dan C. - aka Dan c.





Feb 3 2007 8:48 PM

glad all the internal organs are in order... good times last night - you played a mean game of 'pinball'
Josh





Jan 31 2007 3:08 AM

Trunk monkeys represent!
Mark Hadley (Genetichigh)





Jan 17 2007 2:17 PM

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Josh





Jan 13 2007 4:25 AM

I'll trade you one interpretive Nazi dance for your Baroness Von Schrader dance? Deal?
Tony





Jan 2 2007 8:57 AM

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Emily





Jan 1 2007 12:01 AM

2007
Emily





Dec 9 2006 2:33 AM

Fire eating! That's even better than being a whore!
Amy 2.0





Dec 8 2006 1:38 PM

HAPPY HOLIDAYS!!!


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DietzNYC





Dec 2 2006 6:57 PM

You KNOW IT!!!

Glad to have you back sexy...muah
Michelle





Nov 24 2006 4:02 AM

Me and this creepy little girl who was forced to dress up like a pilgrim and take pictures at Sears....
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wanna wish you a HAPPY THANKSGIVING!
DietzNYC





Nov 14 2006 4:48 AM

Surgery?? For what!?!?!?
Josh





Nov 13 2006 3:43 PM

In your shoe, eh? That's new and exciting! Here's hoping you don't wake up in a tub of ice on Wednesday!
DietzNYC





Nov 9 2006 8:53 AM

Well if that's what you want I could ablige anytime, all you need do is ask...;-D
DietzNYC





Nov 8 2006 9:07 PM

All you want to see is me naked and flying around, that's all....
Josh





Nov 1 2006 7:19 PM

Keep up the good work, eh!
Josh





Oct 30 2006 11:33 PM

Oh yeah. You get to smell me -- and all that implies. Wait. What?
Emily





Oct 26 2006 2:36 AM

Alison's wisdom: "I'm not loose! I'm as tight as a goose! Oh, wait--gooses are loose. I'm as tight as the opposite of a goose!."
DietzNYC