Chris2Funny
Male
26 years old
LAKE HIAWATHA, NEW JERSEY
United States



Last Login: 7/3/2009
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    Chris2Funny's Interests
Generaldeath metal, hardcore, car audio/security/video, tattoos, XXX sXe straight edge XXX
MusicLife of Agony, six feet under, nothing left to mourn, Alkaline Trio, Pantera, slayer, xXx Throwdown xXx, Zao, Shai Hulud, Atreyu, Cannibal Corpse, Dying Fetus, Exhumed, No Hollywood Ending, Testament, Monstrosity, ProPain, Nora, God Forbid, The Crown, Krisiun, In Flames, Misfits, Napalm Death, Candiria, Nile, Carnivore, Suffocation, Fury of Five, Shadowsfall, Chimara, Blood for Blood.
MoviesAmerican History X, Gladiator, Braveheart, nearly any comedy (except those with Jim Carrey, Jack Black, Adam Sandler, Mike Meyers, Martin and any of the tools from the newer generations of SNL), all Mel Brooks
TelevisionAll in the Family, The Simpsons, Married with Children.
BooksOrwell and Hemmingway
Groups: Parsippany High '00

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     Chris2Funny's Details
Status:In a Relationship
Here for:Networking, Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends
Orientation:Straight
Hometown:Lake Hiawatha
Body type:5' 11" / More to love!
Ethnicity:Middle Eastern
Religion:Agnostic
Zodiac Sign:Capricorn
Smoke / Drink:No / No
Children:Someday
Education:In college

   Chris2Funny's Schools
Centenary College
Hackettstown,New Jersey
Graduated: N/A
Degree: Bachelor's Degree
Major: Business
 
Current Courses:

2005 to 2010
Parsippany High
Parsippany, NEW JERSEY
Graduated: 2000
Student status: Alumni
 

1996 to 2000

   Chris2Funny's Companies
Opus Marketing Group
Morris Plains, NJ US
North NJ/South Eastern NY/Eastern PA Rep

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About me:

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24, sxe straight edge for LIFE (not til I was 21, like some others I know). What does that mean? Means I dont need to drink/smoke/do drugs to have a good time, but I do gamble. You can find me very often at the Blackjack or Mini-Bacc tables in AC or Mohegan Sun, also believe it or not the 5cent video slots, I've hit jack pots of over $500 on more than one occassion on those...snazzy, huh? I also love goin to hardcore/metal shows, and even the occassional 2nd grade flute-a-phone recital. I like puppies, and kitties, and all the lil cuddly animals. I hate long walks on the beach, long walks, and the beach.

I am the Northern NJ/NYC Metro area Kicker rep to Circuit City as well as the Clarion, Diamond Audio, KVH rep to 6th Ave. I also handle some of the best independent car audio retailers in the area.

Myspace Backgrounds Myspace Backgrounds

Who I'd like to meet:
The person I'd like to meet the most I've met already. Shes my doodle Jenn and I love her. But, if I have to meet someone else i'd prefer straight edge kids mainly, or anyone who has a decent personality, thinks originally, likes metal/hardcore, or is into car audio/security an... ....



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Chris2Funny has 116 friends.
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Jo





Jan 9 2009 3:08 PM

Happy Birthday!!
Notorious Kim





Jan 9 2009 11:14 PM

HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!
MJ





Jan 10 2009 6:09 AM

eeehhhh hmmm.. let me clear my throat and sing.... HAPPY BDAY TO YOU HQPPY BDAY TO YOU HAPPY ONE YEAR OLDER HAPPY BDAY TO YOU!
WE NEED THE RAIN 2 STOP....





Nov 26 2008 3:39 PM


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Nov 4 2008 10:41 PM

Hey thanks for the add! Tell your friends to keep their eyes peeled for me!!

<3 jess aka *MissNJhxc*
HI Loserhead





Nov 2 2008 5:36 PM

whoa thats soo awesome man! haha i heart themm
HI Loserhead





Nov 2 2008 5:03 AM

haha ya! love ur stuff!
im from PA
i got my hoodi when u guys came to zombie fest!
i wear it like everyday haha
HI Loserhead





Nov 1 2008 1:21 PM

thanks 4 the friend request man!
DEATHMOBILE





Oct 30 2008 3:58 PM

Hails, Greets, and THANKS for the add!!!
.first class & fancy free.





Oct 30 2008 1:08 PM

why is your myspace so dark and gloomy?
Notorious Kim





Oct 7 2008 1:45 AM

my store needs a general manager!! want to manage a make up, beauty supply and salon?!!
Hellga





Oct 29 2008 1:46 PM

Hey, it was great meeting you! I really enjoyed talking with you.
I hope you guys come back next year!
Stacey





Aug 28 2008 10:11 PM



Right up your alley, although really, you don't deserve it!
Stacey





Aug 20 2008 3:47 PM



My friend sent it to me, reminded me of you! I'm thinking it's something you'd be proud to wear!
Stacey





Aug 5 2008 3:43 PM



Maybe it's a good thing you don't dance afterall.
I always have to say your headline thingy outloud to understand them, and then of course, I feel dumb! Hope things are good!
Misti Dawn™ [BA]





Jul 31 2008 8:51 AM

Was nice meeting you thanks for coming out!
WE NEED THE RAIN 2 STOP....





Jul 26 2008 12:11 AM

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Stacey





Jul 28 2008 12:36 AM

It took me a while to realize why you were sending me a video of a chinese girl dancing like she's on something. Thank you for that, haha.

For some reason this one screamed your name... but are you smart enough to really get the humor in it?

iansometimes





Jul 26 2008 6:24 AM

oh man...looks like someone had a good time...those pics turned out good...
MJ





Jul 24 2008 8:02 PM

Ok.... now why are you advertising to the world through your name!!! Call yourself like Mike Oxbig... shit... You are def. the one who taught me about that nick name.. time to change it! Miss ya!!!
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Rumor has it that there is a stalker in the mist : )

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Jul 20 2008 11:14 PM

I am not going to leave you any more comments about "nuts" in general because I feel it just encourages your obsession with balls :) I told Jenn about our mini wedding reunion in mid-August.
Stacey





Jul 15 2008 2:44 AM

squirrel nuts

I couldn't resist. Now that guy can say his are perfectly shaped. Again, medically impossible.
I'd be willing to bet big money I'm THAT sure :)
Stacey





Jul 14 2008 12:39 PM

BTW, $20 singles... PLEASE- don't be insulting :)

Now you can learn the song that you did NOT know. You can thank me later!

Stacey





Jul 14 2008 12:12 PM

Hahaha, funny comment. Apparently people (I'll let you guess who) made remarks that we danced like we were at the club and were indecent @ the wedding. See what you miss when you don't dance?!
BTW- you out-do me in the cute/funny comments, I can't have that :)
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