What is it about a beautiful, sunny afternoon, with the birds singing and the wind rustling through the leaves that makes you want to get drunk? - Jack Handy
Funny movies, all kinds of music, singing in my car, animals, anything pink, painting, red wine, meeting new people, shopping, going out to eat, hanging out with friends, chocolate, cheese, going to the gym, partying, concerts, plays, friends, and going on road trips.
Music
I have a very wide range of musical interests, however, I will NOT say that I like everything or 'all types of music.' I absolutely love KISS, Heart and Queen (first), Van Halen, ACDC, Prince, Norah Jones, Dream Theater, Rush, any song from just about any Broadway musical, Foreigner, OkGo, Earth Wind and Fire, Slayer, Chromeo, Jamiroquai, both 80's pop and hair bands (I'm an 80s junkie), classic rock, Blood Sweat and Tears, Seals and Croft, The Carpenters, ABBA, Yes, Aha, Journey, Genesis, Phil Collins, Etta James, Micheal Jackson, Donna Summer, The Beegees, Alisha Keys and much much more. I just can't think of everything at the moment ... LOL
Movies
Tenacious D and the Pick of Destiny, Ponty Python and the Holy Grail, all 3 Spierman movies, Napoleon Dynomite, Nacho Libre, Thomas Crown Affair, Ford Fairlane, Dumb and Dumber, The Sound of Music, Kissology, Bachelor Party, Romy and Michelle's High School Reunion, The Wedding Singer, The Holiday, Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory (the original), Old School, Borat, Talledega Nights, Anchorman, 40-year-old Virgin, Knocked Up, the Rocky series... the list could go on, but I'll stop!
Television
Absolutely Fabulous, Chappelle's Show, Family Guy, ATHF, Mythbusters, Good Eats, Mad TV, SNL, Grounded for Life, Fresh Prince, The Nanny, The Girls Next Door, Celebrity Fit Club/Boot Camp, Dinner: Impossible, The Soup, Best Week Ever, Human Giant, and any live major league sporting event.
Books
Sadly, I don't read enough. I liked the Devil Weats Prada! I read it before the movie ever came out - and the book was way better than the movie. I should read more... LOL
About me: For those of you who don't already know me, I'm Aubrey. I'm outgoing, spontaneous, and fabulous. I work full-time as a Medical Assistant and I LOVE my job. I'm madly in love with my boyfriend, Masie. I have amazing friends and family who I love so much and couldn't live without. I enjoy watching movies, laughing, shopping, cooking, music spending time with my loved ones and learning new things. I love life and try to live it to the fullest every day!
QUOTES: "My acne was so bad, I got chicken pox and no one noticed." "If I had balls, they'd be bigger than yours." "It's a celebration, bitches!"
Who I'd like to meet: Jesus, Paul Stanley, Gene Simmons, Antonio Banderas, Paris Hilton, Andrew Dice Clay, and Tom Celic.
I will need to talk to Kim and find out what works for her...I'd love to tomorrow night but I think she is going to Alabama this weekend and she might not be able to go....What about next weekend if not this Friday?
A man is dining in a fancy restaurant and there is a gorgeous redhead sitting at the next table. He has been checking her out since he sat down, but lacks the nerve to talk with her.
Suddenly she sneezes, and her glass eye comes flying out of its socket toward the man.
He reflexively reaches out, grabs it out of the air, and hands it back
"Oh my, I am so sorry," the woman says as she pops her eye back in place
"I'm sure that must have embarrassed you so let me pay for your dinner to make it up to you," she says.
They enjoy a wonderful dinner together, and afterwards they go to the theatre followed by drinks. They talk, they laugh, she shares her deepest dreams and he listens, he shares his and she listens.
After paying for everything, she asks him if he would like to come to her place for a nightcap and stay for breakfast.
They have a wonderful, wonderful time.
The next morning, she cooks a gourmet breakfast with all the trimmings. The guy is amazed and totally impressed. Everything had been SO incredible!
"You know," he said, "you are the perfect woman. Are you this nice to every guy you meet? "
HEY BABE! Last night was great!!! Hannah was so cool...gotta love surfer chicks right! love you much I will call you Sunday when I get home from Channing's house!
One day my mother was out and my dad was in charge. I was maybe 1 and a half years old.
Someone had given me a little 'tea set' as a gift and it was one of my favorite toys. Daddy was in the living room engrossed in the evening news and my brother was playing nearby in the living room when I brought Daddy a little cup of 'tea', which was just water. After several cups of tea and lots of praise for such yummy tea, my Mom came home. My Dad made her wait in the living room to watch me bring him a cup of tea, because it was 'just the cutest thing!!'
My Mom waited, and sure enough, here I come down the hall with a cup of tea for Daddy and she watches him drink it up, then says, 'Did it ever occur to you that the only place that a baby can reach to get water is the toilet??'
I did, I had today off for the holiday...woohoo! It's been nice spending the day with my baby and we got to meet up with my hubby for lunch. Hope all is well with you...I thought you might like "a woman's prayer", I remember you saying how much you liked jokes : )
'A Woman's Prayer: Dear Lord, I pray for: Wisdom, to understand a man , to Love and to forgive him , and for patience, for his moods. Because Lord, if I pray for Strength I'll just beat him to death'
wtf all i did was enter my cell phone number at this site and they gave me free ringtones for life.. its gotta be a fluke better get in before they fix it
wtf all i did was enter my cell phone number at this site and they gave me free ringtones for life.. its gotta be a fluke better get in before they fix it
