Occupation:I make cool shit. I can't tell you exactly what.
Interests
General
I'm easily amused, so I can usually find something on TV to while my time (thanks, Dish Network!). If not, I'll either be carving canyon roads on my motorcycle, hitting the streets/trails on a bicycle, or just simply finding a way to get myself lost, whether it's going somewhere I've never been before, or someplace you are supposed to get "lost" in, like DisneyLand, Six Flags, or (my favorite) Cedar Point.
Music
Wow, here's a potential novel. Name it, I probably like it.
Movies
I'm a "B" movie nut. The dumber the better. After that, horror flicks, comedies, and techno-thrillers top my list. I'm also a huge fan of Kevin Smith.
Television
Adult Swim, Penn & Teller's Bullshit!, Real Time with Bill Maher, Srubs, MotoGP on Speed, Skinemax, and as little reality TV as possible. I've turned my back on MTV. I'll watch just about anything if it's in HD.
Books
The incredibly inappropriately named "Hitchhiker's Guide To The Galaxy" trilogy, "What If I Had Never Tried It" By Valentino Rossi, "The Rum Diary" by Hunter S. Thompson, "A Clockwork Orange," "A Right To Be Hostile" by Aaron McGruder, "The Complete Calvin and Hobbes," "The Complete Far Side" "The Book of Bunny Suicides," and many many Navy Technical Manuals. I also read the Owner's Manual to anything I buy, long after I've figured it out, of course.
Heroes
Any "nice guy" that managed to score his perfect girl.
On a similar note, any girl that can see through some aggressive asshole "playa's" bullshit.
Long-winded, ever-growing description of things I like about myself follows:
I'm a total geek of technology, music, movies and motorcycling. I sit at the end of piers and watch the waves come in. I go up to Fullerton and watch trains go by. I'm completely fascinated by mechanical things. I fixed my parents' and grandparents' cuckoo clocks at age 8. Standardized tests have said I'm a genius, but you won't feel dumb talking to me. I don't give a damn "what" I am, but am proud of who I am, and look forward to who I'll become. I couldn't care less "what" you are, only your character determines my opinion of you. I wish more people would figure that last one out. I'm beginning to realize I'm too nice a guy for most people to deserve, and I hate that. I have little tolerance for ignorance. I have a great deal of tolerance for most everything else. Racism is one of the highest forms of ignorance. Same goes with most "-isms." Religion is a bunch of really good ideas that people completely fucked up by building a belief system around them. I need to learn Spanish, and ..want to.. am learning Mandarin. After learning those two, I might be motivated to learn the rest. My goofiness belies my wisdom. If I can't laugh at it, it is a real problem. I'm easily annoyed, but hard to anger. I'm such a cynic, I look both ways before crossing a one-way street. If I am in a rotten mood, I'll still look a clerk in the eye and smile.
HA HA! THAT WAS A GOOD COMEBACK! hey shawn does this top make me look fat? Oh I hope my ugly pictures dont break your computer!! Oh my gosh look what that girl has on--you dont think girls that look like Barbie are hot do you shawn? HAHAHAHA!!!
I hope you had a wonderful Christmas it was weird this year I am used to having you around or at least seeing you around the holidays I hope all is good with you. Miss you lots!!!
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