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Bruce

www.myspace.com/bruceonjuice

Cooked my vid card. Time to upgrade I guess.Mood: insubordinate insubordinateat 9:57 AM Jun 29 view more

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  • 24 / Male
  • Lewisville, Texas, US
  • Last Login: 7/2/2009

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Interests

  • Music

    ..I don't care if the lyrics are Rastafarian, Get Up Stand Up is a damn good song. Eric has himself a new album. It's pretty sweet. I got to sit in and take pictures while he recorded probably half of it. Oh and my playlist up there is always good tunes.

  • Movies

    ..OVER THE TOP!

  • Television

    ..Bless the hands that made the Set-Top Box / DVR combo. Patron saint of the overnighter.

  • Books

    ..I like Stephen King, James Patterson, some Tom Clancy, whatever. John Steakley ("Armor" would make a great movie). And Battle Royale, which is a lot less depressing to read the 2nd time through, after you know what happens to everyone.

  • Heroes

    ..Intelligent motorists, I know they must be out there somewhere.

Details

  • Status: Single
  • Hometown: Sanger TX
  • Orientation: Straight
  • Body type: 6' 3" / More to love!
  • Ethnicity: White / Caucasian
  • Religion: Christian - other
  • Zodiac Sign: Taurus
  • Smoke / Drink: No / Yes
  • Education: High school
  • Occupation: Overnight Sucker
  • Income: Less than $30,000

Schools

  • Sanger H S

    • Sanger,Texas
    • Graduated: 2003
    • Student status: Alumni
    • Degree: High School Diploma
    1999 to 2003

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About me:

I'm still young, broke, overweight, and a white dude. But now I live with a young (but getting older), broke, overweight, aspiring musician, cousin in an apartment thats probably worth the rent we pay. Dont read enough. Still play videogames too much. And there you have it.

Eric Tipton - Tenderness
http://vids.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=vids....

E-Weezy at the album release show. My favorite song of the night. The audio doesn't do the live sound any justice at all.

Who I'd like to meet:

A good friend of mine once answered this question with: "Rich Nymphos with Brisket." I can't come up with anything better than that.

Comments

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  • Lawn

    Apr 14 2009 3:30 PM

    That just made my day!
  • Lawn

    Mar 23 2009 4:53 PM

    Hey B, look up Spiders on Drugs on youtube. Awesome.
  • MC PeePantsBo Waggoner

    Feb 1 2009 4:19 AM

    jap chicks got crazy bush. like a racoon wrapped in a napkin.
  • jake.[miser indigo chil…Jake Cage

    Jan 9 2009 7:05 PM

    check out the josh goode band and tell me what you think... Not gonna lie and say they're sheer greatness. But, you might dig some of it.
  • The Official Eric Tipto…

    Jan 8 2009 11:07 AM

    Stop worrying yourself to death. It is a statue. It won't jerk off and throw shit at you, though when I get a piece of that donut money ima buy me a real chimp.
  • The Official Eric Tipto…

    Jan 7 2009 11:56 PM

    Besides my mom says it doesn't smell worse than either of us so it should be cool.
  • The Official Eric Tipto…

    Jan 7 2009 11:55 PM

    Man bad idea or no, do you know how hard it is to find an albino macaque for cheap. Those fuckers are rare as the highlander. There can be only ONE.
  • The Official Eric Tipto…

    Jan 6 2009 11:47 PM

    two words...customs quarantine
  • The Official Eric Tipto…

    Jan 6 2009 8:31 AM

    a macaque is gonna be shittin on the mantle in five days
  • In the Trenches Every D…

    Dec 17 2008 8:03 PM

    thanks for the cosby sweater comment ..... funny stuff. And the cadillacs speedo....nice... you know those guys are still around performing that song too.
    later man
  • Lawn

    Dec 11 2008 4:14 PM

    I wish.

    I mean, I guess I could...
    We will see.
  • The Official Eric Tipto…

    Nov 17 2008 4:39 PM

    dude MONKEY MIDGET... My two most favoritest things in the world.
  • MC PeePantsBo Waggoner

    Nov 1 2008 6:41 PM

    nice song. god bless SRV. or should i say SRV bless god. just hittin u up cuz i realized your sister's probably old enough to sleep with me now. just jerkin ur chain man love. send me an address and i'll send u sum cheap jap crap they're awlays hockin at markets to un educated jerk-offs like myself. post.
  • Lawn

    Oct 25 2008 4:20 PM

    You have internet!?
  • MC PeePantsBo Waggoner

    Oct 13 2008 6:39 AM

    I begin my caucasian invasion of the asian persuasion on wednesday. send me your address to rileywaggoner@yahoo.com and i'll mail you some wacky jap shit. catch you next leave i get.
    ps marine life sucks poo poo
  • TboneAnthony Grahl

    Sep 17 2008 6:48 PM

    Hm, that explained the red moon and the blood dripping from the ceiling.
  • LewisLewis Hilliard

    Aug 19 2008 12:21 AM

    i rented bf again till fri so get your ass on
  • LewisLewis Hilliard

    Aug 12 2008 10:26 PM

    and i rented battlefield till fri so we need to play
  • LewisLewis Hilliard

    Aug 12 2008 8:54 PM

    whats wrong with your phone nigga, you dead or something havent heard from you in like a week
  • In the Trenches Every D…

    Jul 16 2008 12:48 PM

    You should try it man its heavenly. Take the bite to a new level. Seriously go for it.

    And thanks man I apprecitate it
  • In the Trenches Every D…

    Jul 15 2008 1:27 PM

    Mcormicks.......are you crazy....harsh stuff. Got to be somewhere near the top my man. All about the Grey Goose and Belvedere. Drinky Drinky!! It tastes so good. Ive been drunk for about the past 2 weeks... yeaaaa!!! They are finally sending me to days!
  • In the Trenches Every D…

    Jun 27 2008 1:26 PM

    It sure is me Bruce im getting a motorcycle very soon! Yes!! How long are you guys gonna wait? (without hesitation) 6 DAYS!
  • JAC

    Jun 12 2008 7:49 AM

    i want my pizza now, BITCH! i mean how the heck are ya bruce!
  • Lawn

    Apr 22 2008 8:41 PM

    Well... since yall are house sitting this weekend you should tell E to cook one of his gourmet dinners on Friday because I'm off work!
  • Lawn

    Apr 21 2008 4:59 AM

    got any birthday plans?