Bruce

www.myspace.com/bruceonjuice

Moving to Dallas in November. Adios al barrio.Mood: mellow mellowPosted at 3:26 PM Sep 27 view more

  • Bruce

  • 24 / Male
  • Lewisville, Texas, US
  • Last Login: 11/5/2009

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Interests

  • Music

    ..I don't care if the lyrics are Rastafarian, Get Up Stand Up is a damn good song. Eric has himself a new album. It's pretty sweet. I got to sit in and take pictures while he recorded probably half of it. Oh and my playlist up there is always good tunes.
  • Movies

    ..OVER THE TOP!
  • Television

    ..Bless the hands that made the Set-Top Box / DVR combo. Patron saint of the overnighter.
  • Books

    ..I like Stephen King, James Patterson, some Tom Clancy, whatever. John Steakley ("Armor" would make a great movie). And Battle Royale, which is a lot less depressing to read the 2nd time through, after you know what happens to everyone.
  • Heroes

    ..Intelligent motorists, I know they must be out there somewhere.

Details

  • Status: Single
  • Hometown: Sanger TX
  • Orientation: Straight
  • Body type: 6' 3" / More to love!
  • Ethnicity: White / Caucasian
  • Religion: Christian - other
  • Zodiac Sign: Taurus
  • Smoke / Drink: No / Yes
  • Education: High school
  • Occupation: Overnight Sucker
  • Income: Less than $30,000

Schools

  • Sanger H S

    • Sanger,Texas
    • Graduated: 2003
    • Student status: Alumni
    • Degree: High School Diploma
    1999 to 2003

Blurbs

About me:

I'm still young, broke, overweight, and a white dude. But now I live with a young (but getting older), broke, overweight, aspiring musician, cousin in an apartment thats probably worth the rent we pay. Dont read enough. Still play videogames too much. And there you have it.

Eric Tipton - Tenderness
http://vids.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=vids....

E-Weezy at the album release show. My favorite song of the night. The audio doesn't do the live sound any justice at all.


Who I'd like to meet:

A good friend of mine once answered this question with: "Rich Nymphos with Brisket." I can't come up with anything better than that.

Comments

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  • Oct 27 2009 3:51 PM

    Get a facebook!
  • Sep 16 2009 1:43 AM

    That just made my day!!!! I've watched it 4 times already!
  • Aug 17 2009 3:00 PM

    Haha, I love it!
  • Jul 20 2009 3:51 AM

    hey man good to see you!! glad we are back in tune
  • Apr 14 2009 3:30 PM

    That just made my day!
  • Mar 23 2009 4:53 PM

    Hey B, look up Spiders on Drugs on youtube. Awesome.
  • Feb 1 2009 4:19 AM

    jap chicks got crazy bush. like a racoon wrapped in a napkin.
  • Jan 9 2009 7:05 PM

    check out the josh goode band and tell me what you think... Not gonna lie and say they're sheer greatness. But, you might dig some of it.
  • Jan 8 2009 11:07 AM

    Stop worrying yourself to death. It is a statue. It won't jerk off and throw shit at you, though when I get a piece of that donut money ima buy me a real chimp.
  • Jan 7 2009 11:56 PM

    Besides my mom says it doesn't smell worse than either of us so it should be cool.
  • Jan 7 2009 11:55 PM

    Man bad idea or no, do you know how hard it is to find an albino macaque for cheap. Those fuckers are rare as the highlander. There can be only ONE.
  • Jan 6 2009 11:47 PM

    two words...customs quarantine
  • Jan 6 2009 8:31 AM

    a macaque is gonna be shittin on the mantle in five days
  • Dec 11 2008 4:14 PM

    I wish.

    I mean, I guess I could...
    We will see.
  • Nov 17 2008 4:39 PM

    dude MONKEY MIDGET... My two most favoritest things in the world.
  • Nov 1 2008 6:41 PM

    nice song. god bless SRV. or should i say SRV bless god. just hittin u up cuz i realized your sister's probably old enough to sleep with me now. just jerkin ur chain man love. send me an address and i'll send u sum cheap jap crap they're awlays hockin at markets to un educated jerk-offs like myself. post.
  • Oct 25 2008 4:20 PM

    You have internet!?
  • Oct 13 2008 6:39 AM

    I begin my caucasian invasion of the asian persuasion on wednesday. send me your address to rileywaggoner@yahoo.com and i'll mail you some wacky jap shit. catch you next leave i get.
    ps marine life sucks poo poo
  • Sep 17 2008 6:48 PM

    Hm, that explained the red moon and the blood dripping from the ceiling.
  • Aug 19 2008 12:21 AM

    i rented bf again till fri so get your ass on
  • Aug 12 2008 10:26 PM

    and i rented battlefield till fri so we need to play
  • Aug 12 2008 8:54 PM

    whats wrong with your phone nigga, you dead or something havent heard from you in like a week
  • Jun 12 2008 7:49 AM

    i want my pizza now, BITCH! i mean how the heck are ya bruce!
  • Apr 22 2008 8:41 PM

    Well... since yall are house sitting this weekend you should tell E to cook one of his gourmet dinners on Friday because I'm off work!
  • Apr 21 2008 4:59 AM

    got any birthday plans?