The Melton
Stand-Up / Jokes / Explicit/Raw
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There is no evil angel but Love.
Male
29 years old
Tampa
United States
Last Login: 11/1/2009
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The Melton's Comedian Bio
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The Melton's Interests
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| General | Standup comedy, poker, the interweb, movies, music, and coloring outside the lines. | | Music | 311, Dave Matthews Band, Incubus, The Get Up Kids, Dashboard Confessional, The Killers, Clap Your Hands Say Yeah, Gorillaz, John Mayer, Jimmy Eat World, The Postal Service, A New Found Glory, Aerosmith, Modest Mouse, Muse, Less Than Jake, System of a Down, Taking Back Sunday, NKOTB, Outkast, Pearl Jam, The Prodigy, Yellowcard, Saves the Day, Coheed and Cambria, Blindside, The Eagles, Brand New, Sublime, Duran Duran, Phil Collins, Five Iron Frenzy, Reel Big Fish, Audiovent, Blink 182, Radiohead, Ben Folds, Beck, Beastie Boys, Fleetwood Mac, Elton John, Disturbed, Collective Soul, Linkin Park, Chicago, Weezer, The Juliana Theory, Guster, My Chemical Romance, Third Eye Blind, Guns N' Roses, Creed, Green Day, Lionel Richie, The Wrens, Huey Lewis, Nirvana, Matchbox 20, Of A Revolution, Box Car Racer, Eminem, The Jackson 5, Limp Bizkit, MxPx, Anberlin, Oasis, The Arcade Fire, Big Bad Voodoo Daddy. | | Movies | I can't possibly begin to list. Magnolia, The Usual Suspects, The Godfather. Seriously. I own 500 DVD's. I can't do this. | | Television | Lost, Entourage, Seinfeld, Simpsons, The Family Guy, King of Queens, American Dad, Curb Your Enthusiasm. | | Books | Mostly poker and business books. Straight From the Gut by Jack Welch...genius. | | Heroes | Your mom. |
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The Melton's Details
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| Status: | Single | | Here for: | Networking, Friends | | Orientation: | Straight | | Hometown: | Tampa, FL | | Body type: | 6' 5" / Body builder | | Ethnicity: | White / Caucasian | | Zodiac Sign: | Scorpio | | Smoke / Drink: | No / Yes | | Children: | Someday | | Education: | Grad / professional school | | Occupation: | Killjoy |
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About me:
Hi! My name is Patrick. I hate most people, and chances are you're one of them. As luck would have it, I won't do anything about it, though. I'm lazy and don't care. I like to stab babies in my spare time.
I am a standup comedian in the Tampa, FL area. I like to make people laugh and feel good about things they normally wouldn't - like getting herpes or making out with a rabid monkey.
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Who I'd like to meet:
Your mom.
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