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1- A king size waterbed hold enough water to fill a 2000sq ft house 4 inches deep.
2- If you spray hairspray on dust bunnies & run over them with Rollerblades, they ignite.
3- A 3-year-old boys voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded restaurant.
4- If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not strong enough to rotate a 42-pound boy wearing Batman underwear and a Superman cape.
*it is strong enough, however, if tied to a paint can, to spread paint on all four walls of a 20x20 ft room.
5- You should not throw Baseballs up when the ceiling fan is on.
*When using the ceiling fan as a bat, you have to throw the ball up a few times before you get a hit.
*A ceiling fan can hit a baseball a long way
6- The glass in windows (even double-pane) does not stop a baseball hit by a ceiling fan.
7- When you hear the toilet flush and the words uh-oh, you are already too late.
8- Brake fluid mixed with Clorox makes smoke, and lots of it.
9- A six-year-old boy can start a fire with a flint rock even though a 36-year-old man says they can only do it in the movies.
10- Certain Legos will pass through the digestive tract of a 4-year-old boy.
11- Play dough and Microwave should not be used in the same sentence.
12- Super Glue is Forever
13- No matter how much jell-o you put in a swimming pool you still cant walk on water.
14- Pool Filters do not like Jell-o.
15- VCRs do not eject P. B. & J. sandwiches even though TV commercials show that they do.
16- Garbage Bags do not make good parachutes.
17- Marbles in a gas tank make lots of noise when driving.
18- You probably DO NOT want to know what that odor is.
19- Always look in the oven before you turn it on.
*Plastic toys do not like ovens
20- The Fire Department in Austin, TX has a 5-Min response time.
21- The spin cycle on the washing machine does not make earthworms dizzy.
22- However, it will make cats dizzy.
23- Cats throw up twice their body weight when dizzy.
Who I'd like to meet: the perfect girl to spend the rest of my life with.. I think i found her
and 50 cent
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