You're the girl who has everything but is still desperate for the thing she cannot have, love. Jasmine first wandered onto our screen in Aladdin (1992)
Your baby's daddy owes you child support and you're always just waiting on that next welfare check. Good thing you've still got your job at the Cinnabon.
U iZ MA H0MiE
U MAD...i`M MADD
U FiGHT...i FiGHT
U HURT...i HURT
U JUMP 0F A BRiDGE...
i`M G0NNA MiSS UR STUPiD DUMDASS
H0MiEZ TiL DA FUCKN END!!!
&& AFTER DAT WE STiLL RiDE iN HEAVEN!!!
WEN U GETT DiZ SEND iT 2 10 H0MiEZ
INKLUDiN DA H0MiE DAT SENT U iT
iF THEY R A TRUE H0MiE
PLEASE READ THIS WHOLE COMMENT. IT'S SO DAMN TRUE* 1. At least 2 people in this world love you so much they would die for you. 2. At least 15 people in this world love you in some way. 3. The only reason anyone would ever hate you is because they want to be just like you. 4. A smile from you can bring happiness to anyone, even if they don't like you. 5. Every night, SOMEONE thinks about you before they go to sleep. 6. You mean the world to someone. 7. If not for you, someone may not be living. 8. You are special and unique. 9. Someone that you don't even know exists loves you. 10. When you make the biggest mistake ever, something good comes from it. 11. When you think the world has turned its back on you, take a look: you most likely turned your back on the world. 12. When you think you have no chance of getting what you want, you probably won't get it, but if you believe in yourself, probably, sooner or later, you will get it. 13. Always remember the compliments you received. Forget about the rude remarks. 14. Always tell someone how you feel about them; you will feel much better when they know. 15. If you have a great friend, take the time to let them know that they are great. Add this as a comment to ten of your friends tonight and at midnight your true love will find you. Something good will happen to you at 2:25 tomorrow. Get ready for the biggest shock of your life. Whoever breaks this chain letter will be cursed with 10 relationship problems for the next ten years tag ur it!!
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PLEASE READ THIS WHOLE COMMENT. IT'S SO DAMN TRUE* 1. At least 2 people in this world love you so much they would die for you. 2. At least 15 people in this world love you in some way. 3. The only reason anyone would ever hate you is because they want to be just like you. 4. A smile from you can bring happiness to anyone, even if they don't like you. 5. Every night, SOMEONE thinks about you before they go to sleep. 6. You mean the world to someone. 7. If not for you, someone may not be living. 8. You are special and unique. 9. Someone that you don't even know exists loves you. 10. When you make the biggest mistake ever, something good comes from it. 11. When you think the world has turned its back on you, take a look: you most likely turned your back on the world. 12. When you think you have no chance of getting what you want, you probably won't get it, but if you believe in yourself, probably, sooner or later, you will get it. 13. Always remember the compliments you received. Forget about the rude remarks. 14. Always tell someone how you feel about them; you will feel much better when they know. 15. If you have a great friend, take the time to let them know that they are great. Add this as a comment to ten of your friends tonight and at midnight your true love will find you. Something good will happen to you at 2:25 tomorrow. Get ready for the biggest shock of your life. Whoever breaks this chain letter will be cursed with 10 relationship problems for the next ten years tag ur it!!
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If a fat man comes down your chimney on Christmas night and tries to stuff you in a bag, don't freak out. I told Santa I wanted you for Christmas. ;] Send this to your 14 favorite people including a person who sent it to you to show them how much you love them during the holidays.