Miss Jordan
Laura Jordan
Laura Jordan 3rd generation BITCH

Female
27 years old
Edina, Minnesota
United States



Last Login: 7/25/2009
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GeneralGoing to school seems to be the only thing I partake in these days. When I am permitted to leave my cage you might find me..rollerblading, hiking, snowboarding, camping, walking my dog, reading a book, drinking coffee or beer depending on the time of day, eating food, wasting my money at the mall and possibly watching a movie.
Music
MoviesThe Exorcist, Vanilla Sky, Identity, The Ring, 6th Sense, American Wedding, Harold and Kumar goto white castle, gone in 60seconds, Lord of the rings(all 3), goonies, never ending story, Blade 1 and 2, Team America, The Butterfly Effect, Dirty Dancing, Hackers, Face Off, Dumb and Dumber, Happy Gilmore, Wild Things, Crash.
Your Hidden Talent
You have the power to persuade and influence others.
You're the type of person who can turn a whole room around.
The potential for great leadership is there, as long as you don't abuse it.
Always remember, you have a lot more power over people than you might think!
TelevisionI do not like TV..I have better things to do with my time!

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BooksCurrently reading: Banker to the poor Fav Book: A brave new world

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HeroesJHo, My Mother the MEGA BITCH, Roobinder(who suffered through the same shitpile as I) and those tards that take the scuff marks off the floors at walmart..they need to come to my house!
Groups: The Bangkok FiveWomen of MySpace with the Sweetest Smiles!EC ARMY/Elemental CompoundsDelinquent Records Comedy Fan ClubMN PartiesFRANKIE ALMOST IS AWESOME!every one in this group is gayQ Public

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     Miss Jordan's Details
Status:Married
Here for:Networking, Friends
Orientation:Straight
Hometown:Langley BC CANADA
Body type:5' 8" / Average
Ethnicity:White / Caucasian
Religion:Atheist
Zodiac Sign:Capricorn
Smoke / Drink:No / No
Children:I don't want kids
Education:In college

   Miss Jordan's Schools
Normandale Community College
Bloomington,Minnesota
Graduated: N/A
Degree: In Progress
Major: MNTC, Eventually HR
 
Current Courses:

2005 to Present
NORTH DELTA SENIOR SECONDARY SCHOOL
Delta, Canada
Graduated: 1999
Student status: Alumni
Degree: High School Diploma
 

1998 to 1999
ALDERGROVE COMMUNITY SECONDARY SCHOOL
Aldergrove, Canada
Graduated: 1999
Student status: Alumni
 

1995 to 1999



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About me:
I pride myself on being a hard worker. I can not stand liars, and yet they always seem to pop up in my life. There are times I wish I could erase YEARS of my life, and do them over.
Who I'd like to meet:
non-jacking people.
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Nov 23 2009 10:18 AM


V.I.P. The BadBoyz that Brought you their Hits Past 10 Lovers, Seen This Gurl and Now New Hit Cell Phone! Will Be Performing Live! Dec 10th at 414SoundBar! 414 3rd Avenue N Minneapolis, MN 55401
 
V.I.P. will be looking for ladies for their upcoming video Cell Phone! 8pm-2am, 2 for 1 Drinks until 11pm,  $10 Cover, 21+


 


 
The Moaning Lisas

The Moaning Lisas



Nov 5 2009 12:59 AM

Hope you had a great Halloween, See you soon ..."The Lisas"
Minneapolis Tattoo Arts Convention

Minneapolis Tattoo Arts Convention



Sep 4 2009 1:02 PM




Burnin Hyder

Burnin Hyder



Sep 2 2009 6:46 PM

DriNKin in tha TwiN CitIEs

DriNKin in tha TwiN CitIEs



Jul 21 2009 2:37 AM






Under None

Under None



Jul 1 2009 1:50 PM

Click on the picture to join our mailing list, or email us today to get your tickets for this epic event.
Thanks for your support!

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The Moaning Lisas

The Moaning Lisas



Jun 30 2009 5:07 PM


Have a great 4th of July weekend, See you soon ..."The Lisas"
X3

X3



Jun 2 2009 7:08 PM

You are invited to Party Angel! Friday June 12th at the RiverFront Bar and Grill.
X3
Under None

Under None



May 28 2009 5:49 PM

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The Moaning Lisas

The Moaning Lisas



May 22 2009 2:05 PM

Have a fun and safe Memorial Day Weekend! See you soon ..."The Lisas"
"THE T.C. EMCEE" DJ PLATINUMBOY JR

"THE T.C. EMCEE" DJ PLATINUMBOY JR



May 9 2009 7:56 PM

ITS TIME TO TURN YOUR SWAG ON!!!! AND GET THE LATEST IN PARTY'S BY DJ PLATINUM-BOY JR GO TO MY SITE at: WWW.CLUBPARTY.WEBS.COM THE PLACE TO FIND REAL PARTIES!!! GET THE PLUG!!!! SHOW-ME-PLATINUM!!!!
The Mason Dixons

The Mason Dixons



May 6 2009 10:01 PM

Hi friend!

Since we're in your area tonight we thought we'd give ya a friendly "heads-up".

We're at The Cabooze in Minneapolis tonight, Wed May 6. Music from from 8:00 til close! Come join the party. We play New, Classic and Outlaw Country from bands like Hank, Jr., Dierks Bentley, Jamey Johnson, Zac Brown, Waylon Jennings, Cross Canadian Ragweed, David Allen Coe and much much more.

See our page for more tour dates and info.

Hope to see ya there,

The Mason Dixons
Between Two Skies

Between Two Skies



May 1 2009 3:08 AM

Hey! We've got a show at the Fine Line Saturday, May 9th with a pretty stellar line-up! Hope to see you there!! Cheers~Dave & BTS
The Moaning Lisas

The Moaning Lisas



Apr 12 2009 8:52 PM

Have a Rockin' Easter ..."The Lisas"
♦PLAYA SKILLS™♦{twitter.com/PlayaSkills}

♦PLAYA SKILLS™♦{twitter.com/PlayaSkills}



Apr 12 2009 7:11 AM

stopping by to wish you a very blessed and enjoyable Easter ! hope you enjoy it and have a wonderful time with the people that mean the most to you !

Happy Easter,

sean
BeatMD

Robbie Lee



Apr 10 2009 11:15 PM

Hello! Easter Sunday sTEAp Sessions will be taking place at the Caterpillar Lounge from 5pm-10pm!!! Grab some friends and come on down for a little Sunday Afternoon Funday! This is sure to be a great time. I hope you can make it!


Easter sTEAp


Twin Cities Cross Promotions Network and Robbie Lee, BeatMD would like cordially invite you to a very special Easter Sunday edition of sTEAp! Additionally, this will be the final going away party for our dear friend Ms. Jen Hustler, as she makes her move to beautiful San Diego, California! WE WILL MISS YOU HUSSIE!

Easter sTEAp takes place Sunday, April 12, 2009 from 5pm-10pm at the Caterpillar Lounge, located on 26th & Nicollet in Minneapolis. Many of you are already very familiar with this space and I hope you will be able to attend! This is a new venture for the Caterpillar Lounge, as they have yet to actually have a afternoon dance/social session! The weather forecast says it will be a mild spring day, with temps in the mid-50's. Let's show the Caterpillar Lounge how we like our Sunday Afternoon recovery sessions! IN STYLE!

DJ Jam E-Z will kick off the event with a 2-hour vinyl set from 5pm-7pm and I (Robbie Lee, BeatMD) will take over the mills from 7pm-10pm. Who knows, I may even decide to bring some vinyl treats myself, if I can stand carrying the extra 50lbs of music! (LOL) Regardless, you will be certain to hear the sounds that take you underground and into the depths of the doctor!

Finally, if you do plan to attend, please feel free to invite those friends who you hold near and dear. Without you and yours, Twin Cities Cross Promotion Network cannot make this event a success. It takes a village to raise a child and you all are part of this village!

All My Love and Beats are meant for you & you & you &...

rXXX,
Robbie Lee, BeatMD



sTE
80-D.

80-D.



Apr 8 2009 3:27 AM

Free show!!!
Saturday 4/11/09 @ the Rock
18+


Personal Trainer/ Model Micah Hitch LaCerte

Micah Lacerte



Apr 7 2009 6:18 PM

Hope you have a Great Day


Also if your interested in a Free Workout Plan I have made for YOU email me and ill hook you up!!!









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Burnin Hyder

Burnin Hyder



Mar 26 2009 9:56 PM

Hey there. Hope all is well and if you're free tomorrow night...

The Moaning Lisas

The Moaning Lisas



Mar 9 2009 8:36 PM

Hey Kids, We just wanted to thank everyone thats been to a show lately. They just keep getting bigger and bigger, its definately where that partys at!!! Keep Rockin' ..."The Lisas"
This World Fair

This World Fair



Mar 7 2009 3:53 AM

Hey hey!
This World Fair is playing at The Fineline tomorrow and we'd love to see you there!
Promotional Video for March 7th Show
BeatMD

Robbie Lee



Jan 31 2009 1:45 AM

Hey there! Please post this comment and join me for a weekly Sunday Tea Dance at Rumours in St. Paul. I have also invited you though the events page. Please feel free to invite your friends to come out via this page. I have it listed as an open invitational so we can all be part of the festivities!
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peace - love - house
BeatMD
James Harmon

James Harmon



Jan 10 2009 7:10 AM

The universe is a maze - intertwined with inconceivable properties. And while we seek to infinitely travel through different dimensions - we know that even though life on the simplest level is infinite, it is also repetitive. The core encompassing all - and feeling just right...

Much like a swiss cake roll.

Cheers.
The Moaning Lisas

The Moaning Lisas



Jan 1 2009 3:33 PM

Have a Rockin' 2009!!! ..."The Lisas"
The Moaning Lisas

The Moaning Lisas



Dec 26 2008 10:47 PM

Thanks for the add and Happy Holidays ..."The Lisas"
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