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Andrew Burnette
Comedic Writers / Stand-Up / Jokes
Andrew Burnette AndrewBurnette.Net

Male
23 years old
Wheelin' & Dealin'
United States



Last Login: 10/23/2009
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   Andrew Burnette's Comedian Bio
Influencesthe smell of burning hickory on a cold night, stars, sunshine.

    Andrew Burnette's Interests
GeneralStand-up comedy, Writing, Reading, Artwork, Cityscapes, Water, Deeper Consciousness, Consciousness in general, Historical Landmarks, Interstellar Communications with Distant Lifeforms (Ask me how!)... Mostly just the same things everyone else is into, I guess.

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     Andrew Burnette's Details
Status:Single
Here for:Networking, Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends
Orientation:Straight
Hometown:Tampa, FL
Body type:6' 3"
Ethnicity:Other
Religion:Other
Zodiac Sign:Aquarius
Smoke / Drink:Yes / Yes
Occupation:Joker

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   Andrew Burnette's Blurbs
About me:
I started performing stand-up comedy when I was 19. I enjoy aimless drives on long dark roads at night. Blaring the local jazz radio station when I have to wait at a red light.

Meandering walks on the beach, and bringing groups of six or more people to the malt shop to share a small milkshake with six straws. In other words, I'm not afraid of intimacy.

Being profesional.

The following video was taped a few months after I started the stand-up comedies. It was filmed by my good friend George Zelasko. If nothing else maybe this video will show you that if you keep trying at something then someday you too can get a hair cut. Enjoy yourself.

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Who I'd like to meet:
Living people, mostly; However, I've met some interesting corpses too. Sometimes I get an itch to hang out with homeless people, but people with other living arrangements are cool too. Mostly I dig comedy lovers.

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Casey

Casey



Oct 21 2009 2:55 PM

goodness. Well aren't you moving on up in the world
Bootsie Magoo

Moezzy Moezzy



Oct 19 2009 9:00 AM

haha awesome... nothing to big going on other than I GOT MARRIED!
♥Amy loves Paulie♥

♥Amy loves Paulie♥



Oct 6 2009 9:54 PM

Trippy Pictures, Images and Photos
Bootsie Magoo

Moezzy Moezzy



Oct 5 2009 5:46 AM

hope you are well and that life is treating you with all the care of a NEW hat (confused? so am i)





Tracy

Tracy



Aug 28 2009 8:04 AM

dec 29, 2005.
Too Sexy For Greyskull

Carina Mattis



Jul 20 2009 5:55 PM

Good job going to DragonCon! You won't regret it!
Tracy

Tracy



Jul 6 2009 8:22 PM

I miss you all th_ tim_. wh_r_ ar_ you, Andr_w Burn_ttEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE?!
Tracy

Tracy



Jun 24 2009 9:02 AM

wakey wakey earth-a-quakey


hmph.
Tracy

Tracy



Jun 14 2009 4:09 AM

can you take me higher...
to a place where normal people have eyes and use them?
can you take me higher? and am I allowed to stay? can I? can I?

Too Sexy For Greyskull

Carina Mattis



Jun 8 2009 11:27 PM

...bear avalanche! Wah!? Are you a comedian!? :)
Tracy

Tracy



Jun 6 2009 5:10 AM

also, I'm going south...on my SKATES.
Tracy

Tracy



Jun 6 2009 5:09 AM

what the fuck

WAKE UP. I AM THE GESTAPO.
Patricia Barrigher

Patricia Barrigher



Jun 6 2009 5:07 AM

Thanks for the add!
Be Blessed,
Comedian-Screenwriter
Bladensburg, MD, USA
Tracy

Tracy



Jun 5 2009 9:44 AM





one day you'll land on the moon, Alice...just like I've always promised.
Coconuts

Coconuts comedy



Jun 5 2009 9:44 AM

Tracy

Tracy



May 27 2009 8:40 PM

ahahahaha in animated gif form! yeeeeaaaahhh I love hitting animals! especially ones with glasses that are holding coffees for me to spilllllll
Tracy

Tracy



May 21 2009 5:46 PM

whenever I want you...all I have to do...is dream. dream dream dream.


BECAUSE RIGHT NOW YOU'RE ASLEEP AND WELL, THAT DOES ME NO GOOOOOOD
Tracy

Tracy



May 9 2009 10:17 PM



sorry to break it to you like this.
Tracy

Tracy



May 2 2009 4:07 AM

Catsup @ IHOP
Tracy

Tracy



Apr 25 2009 7:12 AM

Tracy

Tracy



Apr 25 2009 7:12 AM

turtle tank says hi. hope YOU get well now.
Underground Graphics

Underground Graphics



Apr 15 2009 3:28 PM

Thanks for the add! Let us know if you need anything!
831

831



Apr 11 2009 12:05 AM

Duuuuude
Tracy

Tracy



Apr 9 2009 11:18 AM

this is how you hooked me.




or maybe it was the video below this comment.
Tracy

Tracy



Apr 7 2009 8:30 AM

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