Doogie
Doogie Horner
Charlie don't surf.

Male
29 years old
PHILADELPHIA, PENNSYLVANIA
United States



Last Login: 6/24/2009
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    Doogie's Interests
GeneralReading, writing, stand up, table tennis, book design, and greyhound racing.
MusicBob Dylan, William Shatner, Art Blakey, BWOG, Jimmy Smith, Ween, the Flaming Lips, Gram Parsons, and Greyhound and the Racers.
MoviesOldboy, Die Hard, Seven Samurai, It's a Wonerful Life, Bridge on the River Kwai, Touch of Evil, Mousehunt, and Saving Private Greyhound.
TelevisionI prefer to watch my greyhound races live.
BooksThe Maltese Falcon, The Assault on Reason, The Leaugue of Extraordinary Gentlemen, Dubliners, Stephen King, Charles Bukowski, Hunter S. Thompson, The Odyssey, DC: The New Frontier, With Lawrence in Arabia, Men of Tomorrow, Breakfast of Champions, and The Race: Special Greyhound Edition.
HeroesBob Dylan, Stephen King, Paul F. Tompkins, and all greyhounds, everywhere.
Groups: Tyler School of Artlehigh valley punk rock=jolene/josh/becki talk about stuff

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     Doogie's Details
Status:In a Relationship
Here for:Networking, Friends
Orientation:Straight
Hometown:Bethlehem
Body type:8' 11" / More to love!
Ethnicity:Pacific Islander
Religion:Christian - other
Zodiac Sign:Libra
Smoke / Drink:No / Yes
Children:Love kids, but not for me
Education:College graduate
Occupation:graphic designer
Income:$250,000 and Higher

   Doogie's Schools
Northampton Area Shs
Northampton,Pennsylvania
Graduated: 1997
Student status: Alumni
Degree: High School Diploma
Clubs: fencing, curling, sculling
 

1995 to 1997
Temple University
Philadelphia,Pennsylvania
Graduated: 2000
Student status: Alumni
Degree: Ph.D.
Major: graphic design
Minor: ventriloquism
Clubs: ventriloquism club, beekeepers club, latin, basketweaving, soapbox derby
Greek:   Lambda Lambda Lambda

1950 to 2000

   Doogie's Networking
Publishing - Art - Graphic Designer
Let's make the world a better place through the healing power of graphic design, now with aloe!

   Doogie's Companies
Quirk Books
Philadelphia, PA US
designer
Attack Squad Alpha

for a bit now
Running Press
Philadelphia, US
Freelance designer
More Monkey Business Crew




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   Doogie's Blurbs
About me:
www.ministryofsecretjokes.com
Who I'd like to meet:
William Shatner. I want to shake his hand, and then the following things will happen: 1. My rheumatism will be cured 2. The nightmares will stop 3. I'll be blinded, but in 30 days my sight will return, and I'll be able to see the angels that walk among us.



   Doogie's Friend Space (Top 8)
Doogie has 277 friends.
 Mike 


 Karen 


 eric 


 Paul 


 scott. 


 anya 


 Paul-ish 


 Dr. Thunder DMD, MD, ABO 





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Joe Muehter





Jun 24 2009 7:43 AM

You were really good at Helium, great stuff man. You rival even the WID.
Mike Rainey





Jun 23 2009 2:45 PM

We should get together and work one of those two man railroad carts.
Mr. LaPatrick





Jun 16 2009 3:11 PM

like i said. I don't know nothing about no poetry.
kpunk





May 17 2009 8:40 PM

'The poetry of the lonely trucker.' This bit was original and thoughtfully funny. Therefore audiences at Helium were besides themselves with confusion. Also,that may be the name of my next album.
Justin Hagerman





Apr 15 2009 1:31 AM

I just got my copy of "Pride & Prejudice & Zombies" today. Great job on the cover! If they end up using that for the movie poster, please invite me to your mansion.
Mike Rainey





Apr 14 2009 1:06 AM

You so fly, you could make oxycontins feel good!
Mike Rainey





Apr 6 2009 7:33 PM

Dog whispering is for queers.
Tina





Mar 16 2009 4:09 PM

where do you do the standup at? Basketball you must be sore. I just started going to the gym and I felt like someone kicked the shit out of me.
LOL the link is like a page I am gonna check it out thoug :)
Tina





Feb 25 2009 8:13 PM

Whats up MR.
Doogie how are you doing?
John





Feb 6 2009 12:54 PM

Sunday Show at The Walking Fish
Can't wait!
scott.





Feb 1 2009 2:58 PM

steelers! oh i was just on the ministry website and i started to wonder and think... you should put the how to dress mysteriously, and the other two vids like it up on youtube haha
Mr. LaPatrick





Jan 15 2009 4:09 PM

hey, not sure if you got my text, but i got you 3 fresh copies of the paper. I gonna keep one for myself though, so I can read about how shitty McNabb and the Eagles are, after they win the Super Bowl. The Irony will be soooooo........football oriented.
shortius maximus





Dec 9 2008 4:37 AM

only the most amazing man to ever walk the earth: Jarvis Cocker. You may have heard of his former English band Pulp before. Also see the video in my heros: billy jack. He is a shape shifter of wonderment and delight.

um, is that really a painting of you in your tagged photos? i feel like i would seriously purchase that.
is that weird?
Johnny Bee





Dec 3 2008 4:02 PM

Photobucket

THIS SAT NITE @ MURPH'S ~ FISHTOWN ~ GIRARD & FRANKFORD ~ DO IT !!!
mary





Nov 10 2008 2:56 AM

Mechanicsburg is small, which is good because that means less driving. Believe it or not, they have great sushi here.
"The Feeko Brothers"





Oct 15 2008 2:10 AM

Thanks Doogie!
alexa/HYPERGROUND





Oct 13 2008 5:49 PM

yo
i just typed HEAVY METAL into google search and came across it after much dross.
got anymore, or other writing...?eh?
LEX X
scott.





Sep 26 2008 1:26 AM

happy birthday bro! howd the show go?
Karen





Sep 26 2008 12:09 AM

i thought you'd appreciate this creepy little guy on your special day. happy birthday!

Taegon McLaughlin





Sep 17 2008 10:19 PM

Thanks Doog.
Carolyn Busa





Sep 17 2008 3:37 PM

way to rock the house last night.
ice cream! who wouldve thought
Kent





Sep 14 2008 2:55 AM

Your profile picture makes it look like you're ranting to the people. A modern day Huey Long.
Karen





Sep 9 2008 11:44 PM

any chance you have a MOSJ show october 22nd, 23rd, or 24th? say yes.
OH MY TODD!





Sep 8 2008 4:17 PM

dear doogie,
meet punk goth singles today 100% free on my myspace page.

love,
oh my todd.

mwahahaha.
Alison





Sep 5 2008 1:05 PM

So, how's it going up there in Yankee town? OK is kickin' (no it isn't). Hit me up and let me know how things are ...
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