About me: Well first of all my name is Michael if you didn't already know. Some people call me Bob but hey call me whatever you want to call me. I have hair on the top of my head. I got small nipples but Kyle has smaller ones. I am very insecure about my small penis. I own 2 pillows. My clock reads 10:32 right now. My eyes are never focused on your boobs, your boobs are always focusing in on my eyes. Fire is fun. Tacos taste great. This is supposed to be about me and I'm sure you know more about me then I do so fill me in on my life.
As some of you may know, I have started a Windian(Wative American for those of you that are politically correct) tribe, the Slapahoes. Members so far:
myself, the chief, Kwiktokikanass;
shaman, Getsumpot;
head hunter, Kutarist;
peace pipe maker, Likestubeabich;
high council member, Makesalotanoys;
teepee builder, Eatsalotapyes;
spirit guide, Brakedanzesenpearashootpantz;
hunter, Surfsdawaves;
our defence from Tom Cruise, Surphsinkorn;
chef, Talksalilmuch;
priestess, Luffsherdillon;
battle master, Luffshiskelsie;
prostitute, Gotstolover.
Our soon-to-be proud culture obviously needs more tribesmen and/or tribeswomen, Join Today!
>>>Unfortunately my tribe died due to dandelion allergies. R.I.P. boys and girls<<<
Who I'd like to meet: Calico Jack, Billy the Kid, but most of all I want to meet you!
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