ohhh-Emm-gEee!!!<3 hOw yOu bEen. lIl nIkKa. hOw'S yO liFe.? stAyiN oUt oF tRoUbLe oR wAt??.... wEll hOpE yOu doIn kOO.k. taKe cAre.tEll yOur brO.wAsUp w.iT. =-) lAtEz
"""A Mexican man walks into a cafe one early morning and he noticed that he was the only Mexican man there. As he sat down, he noticed a white man behind him.
The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here, " The Mexican man turned around and stood up.
He then said: "Listen Pendejo...... when i was born, i was BROWN, " "when i grew up, i was BROWN, " "when i'm sick, i'm BROWN, " "when i go in the sun i'm BROWN, " "when i'm cold, i'm BROWN, " "when i die, i'll be BROWN, " "But you Pendejo..........." "when you're born, you're pink, " "when you grow up, you're white, " "when you're sick, you're green, " "when you go in the sun, you turn red, " "when you're cold, you turn blue, " "And when you die, you turn purple, " "And you have the nerve to call me colored?" "CHINGA TU MADRE PUTO!!!"
