About me: I am a tale of two people. I guess I have a very wide range. Some people are nice, some are mean, some are laid back, others are intense, some are calm, some are crazy, some people are grunging while others are pretty and polished. I guess I am all of these things. I am as comfortable at the country club as I am in a mosh pit. As comfortable in a Tuxedo as a ripped T-shirt. I like wine and I like to saw down trees with my chainsaw. I certainly am a very smart intellectual but I am also quite a meathead. I drive expensive cars but I drive them to Taco Bell. The nails on my fingers always look immaculate but I trim them with my teeth. I eat very healthy and work out all the time and I am in great shape but I go out and get hammered fairly often. I am a self-taught cook, artist, logger and ninja. I am widely regarded as the #1 self-taught, caucasian ninja in the United States. I am not really fond of humans. I believe most individuals are incredibly unimpressive. They are fat and they smell and they are weak-minded and don't ever really do anything. BUT, ironically, some of my best friends are humans...And, together humans seem to be able to do some pretty great stuff. "Who would have guessed?". Most girls I know think I am pretty nice but a lot of dudes and most children are afraid of me. I love to travel but I am always very happy to come home. I love to play sports and be very active but I do not enjoy watching sports live or on TV. I like to do rather than to watch. That goes for everything from sports to sex. I simply have no capability to be a Vicarian (I made up this word, I assume you know what it means, I have made up 37 words since my inception). When it comes to me, I guess I am just very moody. Not mad or happy moody. More like sometimes laid back and sometimes focused. Sometimes I want to look pretty, sometimes tough. Sometimes I'm dating someone, sometimes not. But I always like to meet new people.
For a while now, I have thought that I may be a little completely insane. The problem is, I am too rationale of a person to make this conclusion.
Also, one last thing you should probably know. It appears that I am slowly turning into a vampire. My body temperature has been going down for some time and is now around 95 degrees most of the time. And, my teeth are growing. It's a little f'd up, but I'm going to roll with it...
Who I'd like to meet: Fun people who don't take things too seriously and have time to goof off. I throw a bunch of big parties and I am always trying to meet new people to invite. I am building an enormous new house right now and I do not know enough people to fill it so I need to meet some new people.
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Who throws a party like that?? Who does that???? ummmmm YOU DO!!!!LOVED IT!!!! Had a blast with you and all your friends!!! I wish Jen didnt leave.Please put my dress belt and shoes aside and give jen the grey shirt i got that for her. Or you can give my shit to jen. Thanx again I had an amazing time and I cant wait till the next party!!!LOVE IT LOVE YOU LOVE NUNUS!!! I was "DEVASTATED" to cum home to mt shoebox!! lol XXXO!!!!
You were missed in Phoenix this weekend. The climbing was great. We did a 5.11a yesterday you would have loved it. Reminde me to show you the video of me speed climbing a 5.10b.
