Traveling the world, women, psychology, drinking, meeting people (generally in person, but this will have to do for now), drinking, women, driving, women, and ummm, drinking.
Music
almost everything. Rock, most rap made pre-2005, classical, some country (very little), metal, etc.
like i said, almost everything.
Movies
Boondock Saints, Monty Phtyon movies, Donnie Darko, Porn (generally followed by the stranger...) Arnold Swarszeneggerhflkjnwaelkvcf movies(he is the funniest man alive), and shitty unfamous movies that were a complete flop. I'll watch anything, if its lame, I'll usually get a good laugh making fun of it. If its a chick flick, and I'm with a chick, ok.(then I just make fun of it in my head, and cry when I'm biting my tongue to hard so I don't laugh, and the chick thinks its cute that I'm crying, and BAM!!!! I'm in... if you catch my drift... eh? eh? its a good plan! god I need to see a woman... I'm starting to lose it I think... am I rambling??? why am I still typing? I should just stop. but if I stopped suddenly, it would be rater abrupt, and just be akward right? I suppose I need a good way to wrap it up so that it flows nicely... hmm... Yes! I've got it... a perfect way to end the nonsence) indeed
Television
not a big fan of tv, hate reality shows, talk shows, and the news. like comedy central, family guy, most of adult swim, X-Files, simpsons, and the discovery, travel, and the learning channels. (Haven't watched more than a weeks worth of T.V. in the last 2 years or so, don't know what kind of crap they are feeding the general public anymore)
Books
I like porn, psychology books, and anything that could be viewed as entertaining, also porn is entertaining. I read almost anything, I have a lot of time on my hands, (which is why there is a lot of porn) so longer novels are prefered, so I am entertained for longer periods of time.
Heroes
HeMan, Ninja Turtles, Arnold Swarzenhoweverthefuckyouspellit, PennyWise the Dancing Clown, Falco, Kris Kross, Snuffelufagus, squrrel master and fuzzy nuts, MC Hammer, Vanilla Ice, and meatwad. I would have included someone else, but yoUR A FU#%!ng SELLOUT. I'm not going to say any names & embarrass him. But how could you have done this to me Elmo? You used to be great. now you have all these toys & elmo wear n shit. You make me sick.
Bertranimal's Details
Status:
Single
Here for:
Networking, Friends
Orientation:
Straight
Hometown:
Baldwinsville
Body type:
5' 9"
Zodiac Sign:
Virgo
Children:
Someday
Education:
Some college
Occupation:
Soldier/Intelligence Analyst
Bertranimal's Schools
Onondaga Community College
Syracuse,New York
Graduated: N/A
Student status: Alumni
Degree: Ph.D.
Major: parties, alcohol, women
Minor: classes
Clubs: PSA, Parking Lot Club, Woods Club, the Behind the building by the heater out of sight club
Greek:
Iota Mu Omega
I operated on WBXL, 90.5, The BUZZ. Its the only legal buzz. We play what you want to hear. (as long as it is in our limited selection audio library, or I have the CD)....
I was the man.
I play the part of a sexy soldier who gets naked and does some freaky dancing, to include pelvic thrusting, pectorial bouncing, and my pattented butt floss with my t-shirt ( this is my future job when I get out of the army)
I have written, directed, and starred in several films which rate from G to X. Some of the Genres included are Horror, comedy, bizzare and adult films.
Bertranimal's Companies
Headquarters HeadquartersCompany 1-17 Infantry Batallion Mosul, Middle East IQ Intelligence Analyst 172nd Stryker Brigade Combat Team (SBCT)
25 Aug 2005, -Present
Delta Company, 309th Military Intelligence Batallion Sierra Vista (Ft. Huachuca), Arizona US Inteligence Analyst
25 March 2005-05 Aug 2005
Charlie Company 1-23 Infantry Regiment Ft. Jackson, SC US Goddamn Nasty Thing/Shit that the Maggot Feeds on/ 1st Infantry Division
12 Jan 2005-25 Mar 2005
Target Clay, NY US Logistics
Oct 2003 -23 Dec 2004
Sunoco Baldwinsville, NY US attendant/cashier
Jan-March 2003
Syracuse Homes Association Baldwinsville, NY US Dietary Aid
Aug 2002- Nov 2003
Dunkin Donuts Baldwinsville, NY US Donut Salesman?
Jul 2002-Aug 2002
P&C Baldwinsville, NY US Courtesy Clerk
June 2002
Save-A-Lot Baldwinsville, NY US Stock Clerk/Cashier/Meat Room/Cart Boy/custodial
Sept 1999-April 2002
Wiegand Farms Warners, NY US Farm hand/equipment operator
May 1998-Sept 2000
Bach Farms Warners, NY US Farm Hand/Maintenance/Grounds Keeper/Driver/Equipm
1994-2001
Specialized Packaging group Baldwinsville, NY US Factory worker
march-may 2003
Coastal Dealer supplies Mattydale, NY US Mixing dangerous chemicals, into other chemicals
June-September 2002
Herald Journal Baldwinsville, NY US The Sexiest Paper Boy Ever Your front door
1996-1998
Outback Steak House Clay, NY US Table hygenist(or a busser is you wanna be a dick)
About me: So for a slight update (as of 4 FEB 09... cherish this update, I probably won't put another one on here for years)
Since Highschool, I did my share of fucking up at college so I dropped out & joined the army in Jan of 05. I signed for 4 years, did 8 months of training in South Carolina & Arizona, then was stationed in alaska for about 3 weeks before I was sent to Texas for a couple of weeks for more training/Iraq preperation, then I was sent to Kuwait for a week, then Iraq for 16 months. I got back to alaska Nov 06, spent a couple of weeks at home partying my ass off, before I spent the next 20 months in AK. In between those 20 months, I spent 2 weeks of vacation in Hawaii (it was the shit), 1 Month in Australia (it was also the shit) 1 Month in California (the hott ass desert doing some really shitty training... it was shit), spent a few days in Vegas (definatly the shit) a couple of weeks in Finland & a day in Estonia (can you guess how it was??? yeah, it was the shit).
Now I am here in Iraq for the second time, but this time I am stoplossed, & therfore a little pissed about being here. I signed for 48 months of voluntary service, will end up serving 60, 28 of which will have been combat, 12 have been in training. So needless to say with all of the traveling around & time spent in Iraq, I am looking forward to getting the hell out of the army, going back to school to get into Neurological research (which will take me years) & setteling down.
Who I'd like to meet: Uncle Sam. I'd like to puch him in the dick. Then when he is on the ground in pain asking why, I'd just say... "You know why!"
oh wow!! so will you be come n back to the cuse at all to visit? & yeah i luv my uncle bob he is one of my favorite uncles he always has a fun labor day party ... so who is your dad? is he the one with the wife who always makes the great cakes? it was nice to hear back from ya stay safe and hope to get to know you..... kimmie
Hey!! How are you doing? McKenna has been praying for you everynight. She is so sweet. Dylan turns one on Saturday. When do you get leave? Are you going to come over here? Gotta go. Take care!
An update!!!!!! No way! I go off to another FOB for school and you not only checked you myspace you did an update. *sniff* I am so pround of you. BTW I sent you an email. Will tell you how silly class really is when we get back there.
yeah my boyfriend said that it doesnt really work like that in the nave for his job when i told him about how you got stoplossed. i cant wait till he comes home. if i do run into anyone i will tell them you said hi. take care of yourself over there pat.
im back home in bville. my boyfriend is in the navy and he is supposed to get out in june. i praying they dont stoploss him too... ill be sooooooooo pissed. he is an engineer on an aircraft carrier so im keeping my fingers crossed. i wouldnt be surprised if they did that to him tho bc he is so good at what he does. things are going well. im finally happy. the past 3 1/2 years have been rough and i have a sweet scar on the back of my hand to prove it ( i punched thru a window to prove a point) ya i know . not so smart. i cut the tendon and now my pinky doesnt work to its full potential. you take care of urself pat!! i miss you pat. your still the hilarious kid on the bus barking at everyone and rapping B.I.G. songs. hahaha
I hope you get home safely and I would be so honored to you have come and visit. I have a spare room, and my parents and Ron's family are close to. we'll do it this time for sure.
I miss you and could you send me along an address for you??
I found you some snacks today for your package!!!! I hope you like it.... We are making cookies tomorrow for your box too. I miss you and hope your less stressed. Be good so Santa will send you presents! :)
AHHH Patrick! How are you?? I need your current phone number and address please and thank you. I miss you a ton and I want to see you one of these days!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Love you <3
