let me out...

my friend had a cat

she tried to keep the cat indoors at all times

she said, "if you let him out, he will get a taste of the outdoors and will always want to go outside. but if you keep him inside, he will get used to it. i want him to be an indoor cat."

that day, the kat was looking out the window at a bird. i said, "this is not fair. how would you like it if someone decided to keep you inside all the time?"

i let the kat out. it came back with a dead bird. the old lady next door started complaining that the cat was eating songbirds. eventually the kat went psycho on someone and she had to put him down.

i will take my chances outdoors

OutdoorKat