I write comedy. I am a recent graduate of the writing program at Second City. Hopefully someday I will be lucky enough to be a television writer on strike. Rebecca and I are developing a script for a new show and writing spec scripts for The Office and Family Guy. I would love to write for SNL (I would be great at Weekend Update) or a late-night talk show. It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia is also right up my alley. So other than all that jazz, I really like NPR. I once got to ask an-on-air question on Talk of the Nation. I watch a lot of CNN, but I HATE John Roberts. He has no personality. I'm a full-time student and I work full-time for Delta Airlines. I fly places for the day just for fun. I like quirky people and nerdy guys. I once belonged to a trivia group and I really miss the challenge of making up funny answers when I didn't know the real ones. I heart (pretend this is the symbol, not the word) music. My guilty pleasure is watching Nancy Grace. I once was in the audience of Jerry Springer. If you screw up your eyes and look at this section of my profile, the punctuation marks look like stars. If'n you look hard enough, you can see the big dipper!
Music
I like really like music. My favorites are Pavement, Modest Mouse, Elliott Smith, Bright Eyes, Liz Phair, The Beatles, The Monkees, Elastica, The Pixies, The Libertines, Brian Jonestown Massacre, The Cure, Gorky's Zygotic Mynci, King Missile, The Shins, Ugly Casanova, The Velvet Underground, The White Stripes, and Yeah, Yeah, Yeahs. Check out the Farewell Scalar myspace page. They're really good.
Movies
Television
I like watching It's Always sunny in Philadelphia, The Office, Saturday Night Live, Digging for the Truth, The Monkees, Good Eats, and Cities of The underworld.
Books
I love books. My name is mentioned on page 20 of the book "Perfect Sound Forever: The Story of Pavement" because I am a super-dorky mega Pavement fan. I can tell people I am published and it's only a half lie. I've just recently read In The Heart of the Sea, The Kite Runner, and The Time Traveler's Wife. Now I'm reading The Blood Countess. Books- check 'em out.
About me: I gave up religion for lent, my dislikes are spelling and kittens, my favorite color is black, and my favorite jokes are about pirates and Def Leppard.
What American accent do you have?
Your Result: Philadelphia
Your accent is as Philadelphian as a cheesesteak! If you're not from Philadelphia, then you're from someplace near there like south Jersey, Baltimore, or Wilmington. if you've ever journeyed to some far off place where people don't know that Philly has an accent, someone may have thought you talked a little weird even though they didn't have a clue what accent it was they heard.
Who I'd like to meet: People who are funny. People who create things. People who are smart. People who do stuff. People who will further my writing career. People who are really alive. People who will inspire me. People who I can make fun of. People who will make fun of me. People who know how to film things. People who make music. People who can tell me if I should have used whom instead of who. People who lift me up. People who ground me. People who direct. People who act. People who will give me money.
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