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Oprah
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Stop world hunger; sacrifice your baby today!
Female
55 years old
Compton, CALIFORNIA
United States
Last Login: 5/29/2006
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Oprah's Interests
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| General | Eating
Smiling
Greeting fans
Pornography with elderly presidents
Losing weight
...Gaining it back
Making cheesy whorish magazine covers
The Occult ...how else do you think I got so rich?! Thanx Satan!
Worshipping GOD :)
Derailing skateboarders
Carrying on Harriet Tubman's and Rosa Parks' strong primary life message; Eat More Fried Chicken!
Doodling on tampons with eyeliner
Putting on make-up Yay~ make-up! :)
Petting gorillas ...oh hold on; that was only Jay-Z's **** :)
Flirting with microphones and camera-men
Robbing KFC
Fighting the KKK; Kindergarten's Kids' Kitchens :)
Gettin' mah perm, nigga WwHAAaTTt YYEAAAhhhhHHH! ? ! :D
| | Music | Three 6 Mafia
Patsy Cline
Jessica Simpson
Kelly Clarkson ...even though the bitch got too many damn man-aimed rageful lyrics! Damn! You need you some better dick, gurl!
DMX ...ummh hmmm...break me off a piece of that dark chocolate Kit Kat BAR!!! :)
Bjork
Cher
Madonna
Elvis
Prince ...hmm...who kissed you when you were a toad?! THAT'S what made the damn doves cry!
| | Movies | Fried Green Tomatoes ...with some CHICKEN WANGS & BARBEQUE SAUCE!!!
The Color Purple ...BeCause I'M IN iT! :)
| | Television | Oprah
Martha Stewart's Tips for Stock Stealing
Michael Jackson's 5-o'clock Molestation Tips
Maury's 'Whose Mah Baby Daddy' special edition episode
Stella's "Getcho Perm On, Guuuuurl" Salon Tips
Howard Stern's "Bigger Titties Contest" Show
:) | | Books | How to Sell Your Soul to Satan Through Showbiz In Three Easy Steps!
Best Wigs for The Summertime
How to Get Your Hair to do That Swirly Thang!
Life In A Dark Closet With Bill Clinton
| | Heroes | Mirrors & Make-Up
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Oprah's Details
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| Status: | Swinger | | Here for: | Networking, Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends | | Orientation: | Lesbian | | Hometown: | Rossville, GA | | Body type: | 5' 3" | | Religion: | Wiccan | | Zodiac Sign: | Aquarius | | Smoke / Drink: | Yes / Yes | | Children: | I don't want kids | | Education: | Grad / professional school | | Occupation: | Queen CEO of Crack, Pornography, and Showbiz | | Income: | $250,000 and Higher |
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Oprah's Companies
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Satan's Black Women for A Richer Hell
Hell's 3rd Gate, Underworld US
CEO
Soul-Sales!
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ever since birth
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Oprah's Blurbs |
About me:
I grew up in Africa, where it was custom to sell your body for old men.
I have 34 cats, and two dogs.
I pick my nose while the camera is not filming...oops; I wasn't supposed to say that...
So, I grew up a crackwhore of Nigeria until in 1973, when I was shipped to the US in the back of a ship on crack exchange.
I soon realized this country has more donuts and crackpot white people fans to offer than would've been expected! :)
I quickly got into showbiz by showing off my talent in bobbing for apples, dancing in Hooter's, and a little bit of pornography on the side with George Bush.
It was fun.
:)
Now, I am...oh fuck; I forgot my damn age by now... so I'll just flash that trademark smile to distract from the lack of attention...
Well...I have a few shows to film later in the afternoon, and some president porn to hack in on, but I never get tired of reading your lame comments on my interesting life. :)
I'm so awesome.
Sorry my profile is not as advanced for such a wealthy African American showbiz queen as I's should be, but I gotz things to do, nigga!
And I'm out this bitch!
Harpo for life, young chillin's!
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Who I'd like to meet:
Bill Clinton
George Bush's hairy backside ...again.
Jessica Simpson's make-up artist
My all-time favorite musicians; Three 6 Mafia
Betty Crocker
Jenny Craig *Special Thank You shout-out!*
Billy Ray Curington ...that cracka is HAWT!...lemme get some of HIM in my backstage VIP after hours! ;)
Donald Trump's wallet...oh nevermind; I sacked that years ago! :D
AND my all-time favorite piece of ass; John Travolta! Yyyyyeaaaaaahhhh! Come on by my house and we can mediate a Saturday Night Fever with the bedposts as our audience as we dance the Sultty Samba in a sea of blankets!
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