Snarky
Sean H
Sean H Male
30 years old
Portland, Oregon
United States



Last Login: 11/4/2009
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    Snarky's Interests
GeneralI like any kind of indoor activity. Parties and clubs sometimes, but mostly I'm quiet. Love movie watching, reading, writing, really select good television - which is like rare. Besides that, I like to learn and grow and experience. Blah blah blah. It's hard to distill yourself into one of these little paragraphs.
MusicI'm so stuck in the 80s, but really it's all rap on top 40 now. So besides the 80s, I like Radiohead, Fiona Apple, Bright Eyes, Spoon, Death Cab for Cutie, The Killers, Nellie McKay, Jens Lekman and that ilk. The only dance divas I'll admit to are Madonna, Gwen, Cyndi and Kylie.
MoviesI'm a movie nut. I've seen just about everything from every era. Don't physically go to the movies as often as I like though. I guess my favorites are typical college brat type of movies: Donnie Darko, Ghost World, Go, Velvet Goldmine, Boogie Nights, Welcome to the Dollhouse, Rules of Attraction, Brazil, Carrie, Network, Harold and Maude, the John Hughes movies as my guilty pleasures... god, I've seen hundreds, I have too many to name...
TelevisionCurrently airing: Lost, Heroes, Project Runway, America's Next Top Model, The Simpsons, Curb Your Enthusiasm, Pushing Daisies, So You Think You Can Dance, Weeds, Reno 911, The Daily Show, The Family Guy (sometimes), Battlestar Galactica, 30 Rock, The Tudors Off the air, but on DVD: Twin Peaks, Buffy, Seinfeld, My So Called Life, Freaks and Geeks, Absolutely Fabulous, Extras, Arrested Development, Dead Like Me, Six Feet Under, Sex and the City, Stella Also, total news junkie, so lots of that.
BooksI love books. I got my degree in English. I read at least two a week. My favorites are pretty typical though: Catcher in the Rye, Confederacy of Dunces, Less Than Zero and Glamorama, Invisible Monsters, Cats Cradle, etc. I can enjoy just about anything as long as it's not some ponderous history book. Essays are kind of my thing; I was interested in journalism in college. I really like David Sedaris and Augusten Burroughs, but I'm pretty all-over-the-map with what I read.
HeroesI don't believe in heroes. Were I to become a writer, there's a few people I'd emulate. But I've never looked up to people for anything I can figure out on my own really. I'd listen to an astrophyicist because I have no opinions on the subject, but when somebody's lecturing on something subjective, I'm not exactly hanging off their every word. I was pretty contrary in college, even to professors I actually respected. Okay I'll name a few: Truman Capote, Andy Warhol, Tennessee Williams, Oscar Wilde but one wouldn't actually want to model one's life on any of these men.
Groups: Homo Faux PasMadonna: Like A GoddessGay Geeks

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     Snarky's Details
Status:Single
Here for:Networking, Dating, Friends
Orientation:Gay
Hometown:Saratoga Springs, NY
Body type:5' 10" / Slim / Slender
Ethnicity:White / Caucasian
Religion:Other
Zodiac Sign:Scorpio
Smoke / Drink:No / Yes
Children:I don't want kids
Education:College graduate
Occupation:lackey
Income:Less than $30,000

   Snarky's Schools
Boise State University
Boise, ID
Graduated: 2004
Student status: Alumni
Major: English - writing
Minor: History
Clubs: Editor in Chief - Arbiter (Spring '01)
 

1997 to 2004
Lexington High School
Lexington, SC
Graduated: 1996
Student status: Alumni
Degree: High School Diploma
 

1992 to 1996



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   Snarky's Blurbs
About me:
Let me see: I'm Sean. My life is a series of idle distractions trying to coalesce into something meaningful, if indeed anything is meaningful. As for trivia: I have a degree in English, which I'm wasting. I'm an all around pop culture vulture, it's really my only vicarious salvation. I love the brash and opinionated, because opposites attract. I could do without the excessively vain or self-involved, those whose lives are summed up by mall brands, or anyone who would use the terms "straight acting" to describe themselves. I don't like paranoiacs and hypocrites. As a Rilke poem said, "I want to be with those who know secret things, or else alone."
Who I'd like to meet:
I like interesting people, who are thoughtful, articulate, opinionated and not afraid to mingle with different sorts.

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BRANDON

BRANDON



Nov 4 2009 10:24 PM


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Jordyn Monroe

Jordyn Monroe



Jul 28 2009 10:48 PM

Hey! Hows it going? You having a great weekend so far?

ENJOY! :o)
Chris "Rudi"

Chris "Rudi"



May 14 2009 8:59 PM

Hey sorry it took me so long to get back to you. Luckily the fires were on the other side of town. Doing good here. Haven't been on Myspace much lately. How are you doing?
G

G



May 2 2009 6:56 AM

thank you! :)
Zedikiah

Zedikiah



Feb 13 2009 6:39 AM

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Edward Croft

Edward Croft



Mar 22 2009 6:47 AM

hehehe....he's doing fine. No harm done to him.
Edward Croft

Edward Croft



Mar 19 2009 6:11 PM

i'll be on facebook still. just over having both.
Edward Croft

Edward Croft



Mar 17 2009 3:15 AM

Thanks. I was bummed because i was "friends" with this really interesting bloke from Florida who is an artist. A bit of a recluse too so we hit it off and I have not been that chatty lately so he msged me and said he was "moving on" cuz it seemed i was too busy to email an such...silly, eh?
Matthew

Matthew



Mar 14 2009 5:12 AM

hello...how are you?
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Donkey Wanker



Feb 27 2009 3:57 AM

I don't know if you saw the puppy pictures I had up. Anyway that was a very cute Siberian Husky. She was going to be mine but she died Tuesday night, she was a runt and just didn't make it... That's why I have been gloomy, She was the sweetest little puppy
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Donkey Wanker



Jan 2 2009 3:50 PM

Yes siting with your legs crossed is bad for your posture it said... It is a crazy rude trainer but I love it. I worked up a sweat last night doing virtual hula hoops as an aerobic exercise. it was crazy intense...
Edward Croft

Edward Croft



Nov 28 2008 11:34 PM

Ha!!! You are now the new Naomi Campbell of Portland! Congrats!!
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Donkey Wanker



Nov 5 2008 9:39 PM

that be true I guess... how you been?
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Donkey Wanker



Nov 5 2008 9:13 PM

Well soon enough maybe this profile will be deleted. Myspace is getting to trashy for me...
MARC ACITO

MARC ACITO



Oct 28 2008 11:53 PM

HAPPY BIRTHDAY HOT STUFF. Do something outrageous to celebrate.
Edward Croft

Edward Croft



Oct 27 2008 7:53 PM

whats up these days? I'm heading back on Holloween!
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Donkey Wanker



Oct 15 2008 9:34 PM

Largest Budget Allocation:
The Wasilla Pipeline To God

Advice For Women Beginning In Politics:
"If you work hard and keep your nose clean, you too can have a rich, powerful man come and whisk you off to Washington."

Beauty Contest Victories:
1984 Miss Wasilla, 1984 Miss Alaska, 2008 Republican Vice-Presidential Nomination

Unwed Pregnant Teens Receiving Funding From Palin Administration:
1

General Political Philosophy:
Chestnut brown with amber highlights



Key Issues

* Health Care
Whatever Mr. McCain thinks is best.
* Iraq War
Just wants to give son the chance to shoot something smaller and more Muslim than the usual moose around their property.
* Abortion
Will personally carry any unwanted fetuses to term.
* Immigration
Whatever Mr. McCain thinks is best.
* Economy
"If running the U.S. economy is anything like running Alaska's, things will be fine once we reduce the number of caribou in the streets."
* Climate
Whatever Mr. McCain thinks is best.
* Pakistaniran
Boasts strong relationships made over the years with numerous dignitaries from the continental United States.
Dan

Dan DeLuca



Oct 4 2008 6:39 PM

You fucked up old hag... HA HA Sean you are!
UGC 2.0

UGC 2.0



Oct 2 2008 3:25 AM

YO sean whats up, guess what me and the bf are going to be heading up to seattle on the 16-19 of october, maybe we can catch a quick cup of coffee on the fly by
Zedikiah

Zedikiah



Sep 21 2008 12:23 AM

missing you on rainy days
Apt Neon Verse

Apt Neon Verse



Aug 19 2008 5:16 AM

Greetings from Florida! Wish you were here, weather is beautiful...

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Impenetrable Rosco

Impenetrable Rosco



Aug 11 2008 6:33 AM

Miss you.
Jacob Fox

Jacob Fox



Aug 5 2008 3:29 AM

homo
Jack

Jack Weber



Jul 19 2008 9:09 PM

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Donkey Wanker



Jun 30 2008 6:59 PM

thats me always disappointing
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