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GeneralChurch
Church. Good news, you may be the smartest one of
the bunch. The bad news, you're surrounded
by idiots and bad luck. With dieing several
times, having to do all the planning, and
getting blown through time into God only
knows where, you're a natural shit magnet.
Bad shit just naturally comes to you. But
then again, maybe if you weren't such a
fucking prick, things might be a little
different. But you don't give a shit, you
hate everybody except you're dead girlfriend.

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Your power is: Super Strength


Explanation: Your gift is rather self exlainig. But to clear things up, you have been given a power that makes you extremly strong. This is of course speaking in pyshical terms. When doing good deeds the power could be used as helping people in e.g. fights or those under a fallen building etc. For bad purposes the power could simply kill/beat anyone until the gifted gets his way.
You are however as a person on the good side. You are the leader type and have a tendancy to look at the whole picture rather than details. That could make you come off as inconsiderate, but that's far from the truth. You can be impulsive and aggressive but you mean no harm with it. Sometimes it can even save you. If you were to be in a group with others who have super powers you would be focusing more on them and the situation rather than yourself. So to even it out, you can be egotistical at times, but it's because you ignore your needs every once in a while. You are responsible and brave but could still be seen as reckless.
Negative aspects: Since you focus on the team/family/group of friends you could start thinking that they don't care about you since they don't seem to look after you the way you do to them. Also you could intentionally endanger yourself (even in everyday life) when doing descicions without thinking it through that much. But a leader with more sense of responsibility does not however come off as reckless, but logical.


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What Type of Killer Are You? [cool pictures]

You are a Samurai.
You are full of honour and value respect. You are not really the stereotypical hero, but you do fight for good. Just in your own way. For you, it is most certainly okay to kill an evil person, if it is for justice and peace. You also don't belive in mourning all the time and think that once you've hit a bad stage in life you just have to get up again. It's pointless to concentrate on emotional pain and better to just get on with everything. You also are a down to earth type of person and think before you act. Impulsive people may annoy you somewhat.

Main weapon: Sword
Quote:"Always do the right thing. This will gratify some people and astonish the rest" -Mark Twain
Facial expression: Small smile
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What Kind of Pirate are Ye? (*Pix*)

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Aye Aye Captain! You have the attitude to rule the Seven Seas! You like to take charge in life and consider all of your Crew Members as brothers. Your dreams are as endless as the stars in the sky. You share your booty with the ones you trust...which may only be a few. But when it comes to living, you know how to do it right!

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What about some other stuff? Hmmm you look like the innocent type...I can tell you. I like millions of fun things, but a basic list couldn't hurt right? History, games, tv, movies, history, sports (SF 49ers, my Hawaii Warriors, Atlanta Braves, San Jose Sharks). Doing just about anything with my friends. Drinking makes these and all things more fun. Ha! But definitely not remembering things. That's probably what I'm worst at. That at touching my toes... Yeah! For instance I forgot everything I was just gonna type after that. Creepy huh?
MusicFavorite band: Iced Earth Some others: First off, DETHKLOK hehe = P Immortal, In Flames (old) Amon Amarth, Arch Enemy, Stevie Ray Vaughn, Iron Maiden, Children of Bodom, Hypocrisy, Kataklysm, Slayer, The Crown, Nightrage, Motorhead, Dropkick Murphys, AC/DC, Beethoven, JS Bach, Black Label Society, Demons & Wizards, Blind Guardian, Bruce Dickinson, Judas Priest, Halford, Carcass, Down, FLCL music, Nobuo Uematsu, Irish drinking songs, old Metallica, Testament, OZZY, Black Sabbath (with Ozzy and Dio both), Pride & Glory, and tons of other stuff. I'll remember more and update as warranted. Thank you for coming, I'll see you in hell. Who needs the Quikie mart? I...dooooo. you are Hank Williams!
Hank Williams... you're fucked up on drinks, pills
and a broken heart. You'll die young and
wild, but influence more people than you
could ever imagine. If it wasn't for you,
rock n roll would be nothing more than benign
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MoviesPulp Fiction, Braveheart, Snatch, Kevin Smith's good movies, Mel Brooks movies, wait...forgetting the rest. Updates later. Oh and I might like a little thing called Star Wars. You may have heard of it. LOTR, anything with swords or any historical movie. Ok...not all of them. And once again...Star Wars. Thank you.
TelevisionFamily Guy, Futurama, Aqua Teen hunger Force, Sealab, most things adult swim really. The Tick, The Critic, all kinds of cartoons. And before I forget, NARUTO!
BooksThe Song of Fire and Ice series by George R. R. Martin. Tons of others that I'm forgetting. Anything dealing with history as well.
HeroesMe, just me. Well maybe some others but that's boring. Me and Naruto are alike a lot, but he's not my hero of course. Just real similar. "The time for compromise is now passed, and the South is determined to maintain her position, and make all who oppose her smell Southern powder and feel Southern steel." Newly elected Confederate President Jefferson Davis Feb. 16, 1861
Groups: Astronomy BuffsAncient EgyptarchaeologyCREATION vs EVOLUTIONI FUCKING LOVE MY LIFEDefenders of the Faith TRUE METALWhite Girls With Ass (W.G.W.A)~my space dates~geting to meet up with people!

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Status:In a Relationship
Hometown:Hawaii, couple other places.
Body type:6' 0"
Ethnicity:Other
Religion:Atheist
Zodiac Sign:Libra
Smoke / Drink:No / Yes
Children:Proud parent
Occupation:Office Linebacker

   Porno Dealing Monster's Schools
Radford High School
Honolulu, HAWAII
Graduated: 1998
Student status: Alumni
 

1994 to 1998

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I'm really not feeling into this. Maybe we can talk about me later. Heh, if you'd like to talk to me, let me know. You can find me on AIM at SxyBrujah or yahoo at TehDragonofBlood. My favorite national anthems are the Russian national anthem and a personal favorite, Dixie. I've always wanted to hunt mastodon sized sentient mexican food. I could carve trophies from them and make crude shelters out our their tortilla hides. And scream "I AM A STRONG MAN! ANYONE IN THIS OFFICE TAKE A RUN AT ME!" = D "I joined the Empire for 3 simple reasons. To explore new worlds, meet interesting creaures, and kill them all." Good Ol' Rebel Soldier by Major Innes Randolph, C.S.A. Oh, I'm a good old Rebel soldier, now that's just what I am; For this "Fair Land of Freedom" I do not give a damn! I'm glad I fit against it, I only wish we'd won, And I don't want no pardon for anything I done. I hates the Constitution, this "Great Republic," too! I hates the Freedman's Bureau and uniforms of blue! I hates the nasty eagle with all its brags and fuss, And the lying, thieving Yankees, I hates 'em wuss and wuss! I hates the Yankee nation and everything they do, I hates the Declaration of Independence, too! I hates the "Glorious Union" - 'tis dripping with our blood, And I hates their striped banner, and I fit it all I could. I followed old Marse Robert for four years, near about, Got wounded in three places, and starved at Point Lookout. I cotched the "roomatism" a'campin' in the snow, But I killed a chance o' Yankees, and I'd like to kill some mo'! Three hundred thousand Yankees is stiff in Southern dust! We got three hundred thousand before they conquered us. They died of Southern fever and Southern steel and shot, But I wish we'd got three million instead of what we got. I can't take up my musket and fight 'em now no more, But I ain't a'gonna love 'em, now that's for sartain sure! I do not want no pardon for what I was and am, And I won't be reconstructed, and I do not care a damn!
You're 90% Irish
Congratulations, you're a shining example of an Irish lass (or lad).
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You Are Guinness
You know beer well, and you'll only drink the best beers in the world.
Watered down beers disgust you, as do the people who drink them.
When you drink, you tend to become a bit of a know it all - especially about subjects you don't know well.
But your friends tolerate your drunken ways, because you introduce them to the best beers around.
Your Inner European is Irish!
Sprited and boisterous!
You drink everyone under the table.


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