To add me as a friend enter my name as "Jim Bob". I work all day at Junkyard Willie's Junkyard at 9525 257th Street in Compton. We sell rusty old motorized automobile hubcaps and drink Old Chicken brand bourbon on the job. Sometimes I sleep on the job and Willie calls me a "jive turkey" or even wacks me on the head with a trashcan lid. I commute there every day from my trailer park in Topanga Canyon, CA. If my movie "Lost In Transit" does well I hope to move out of my trailer park HELL HOLE. The Southern Belle's here don't exactly look like Britney Hilton or Cindy Crawfish, but once a month me and Willie go to the "Gutter Glych" strip bar in Hollywood to drink more Old Chicken and check out the ladies. Willie tells the girls that he's a doctor and they treat him like a pimp. Last week Willie gave one of 'em some cash money and I got a lap dizzle. It was d-d-d-d-d-dope!
Who I'd like to meet: Cindy Crawfish, Tonya Banks, the landlord of the landfill, Scooter, Delrod, Slinky, a dog named "Acid", cemetery party planners, the bro with the fro at the liquor sto', Crank Yankers super groupies, etc
Hey there Repeat Pete... When are you going to Conductize another CD? My friends and I in Iraq love your material and can't wait for another CD... Keep the laughs comming! I wanted to be a sorter but I end up here in Iraq cleaning up the ... well you know ;)
I had no idea L.I.T. was out??!! I happened to stumble on it..
Now I must order it!---I remember getting my order back in 2001~! Awesome..and cant wait to see it..you slack ass jive assed hussie..and Cock Spit always gets me! troypatrickfarrell/White Lion
And don't forget the references to Spinal Tap: Cucumber wrapped in tin foil, and turn your brain into a "Little green globule". Plus references to the movie Airplane with Jose instead of Joey. "Ever hang around the gymnasium" seems a bit tame compared to "Ever see your old substitute teacher at a whore house taking it up the...." BTW there's an updated version of Willie's pimp song on YOuTube now... http://www. junkyardwillie. com/pimpsongvideo. htm
Enjoyed "Lost In Transit" last night! Other than the multiple sweet tits (and Mary Carey naked and stretched out on a table- mmm....), you stole the show as James Robert Hatcher! Love the methodical wheelchair banging against the TV stand.
Glad you didn't follow the awful formula the Jerky Boys did in their movie- you had good references to some of the classic calls (ie. Glass Bowl, Angry janitor, etc.), but didn't try to recreate them verbatim in the movie! Plus the wheelchair boxing was AWESOME!
My only critisim: How could the classic Willie line (and my favorite that I use) "jive turkey" not make the script?
Overall- Great flick! :-)
PS- LOVE the "you people???!" retort by your victim in "Hoochie Mama"!
Yo, fo rill, check it, dig, u feel me? Yo I seen sum otha dude a fiend fo tha obscene just like I iz. Man, my ass been getting the shakes and tha chills. I been hearing "Meet the Flintstones" playin in my head ova a voice that either God or Dana Perino sayin "get some crack, get some rocks". I been shakin and sweatin and my dick turnin blue. The lights is all off and the curtins closed and a black blanket duct taped ova the window cuz some dude outside dressed up like big bird in tha parking lot I know tha cat with tha DEA gonna take a brotha to prison. I can't think str8. I had tha shitz like I just 8 sum rotten chitlins washed down wit a bottle of tobasco sauce then a8 a lump of E-coli fo dessert. I gotz lake meade in my stomach and my azz b tha hoover dam is how much liquid flowin outta dere. I passed out then I woke up crying and there wuz blood on tha couch. I'm going crazy man! If yall doesn't release a new CD soon I gonna die from Junkyard Willie withdraw. If u don't release that disk I'm gonna go rob a liquor sto so I can get enuf lotto tickets fo sum Steel Reserve and a couple of Rocks.
