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Oh my gosh Son in Law...Paulie Shore rocks my tutu and boots! "Chickens ohh I love chickens are they extra crispy or original receipe" Over Board, Grease, Dirty Dancing, Domino (you know the one with kiera knightly as a bad ass bounty hunter,)all of the Priates of the Carribian (or some shit like that spelling) AUSTIN POWERS BABY YEA! This movie is a classic! "The details of my life are quite inconsequential... very well, where do I begin? My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a fifteen year old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet. My father would womanize, he would drink. He would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark. Sometimes he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy. The sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament. My childhood was typical. Summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. In the spring we'd make meat helmets. When I was insolent I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds- pretty standard really. At the age of twelve I received my first scribe. At the age of fourteen a Zoroastrian named Vilma ritualistically shaved my testicles. There really is nothing like a shorn scrotum... it's breathtaking- I highly suggest you try it." -Dr. Evil