Photography, books, coffee...writing letters with quill pens, witchcraft, reading outside on windy days wearing a sun hat with a scarf and overly large sunglasses. Okay, maybe those last three weren't true per se. Or were they?
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Yes, I am one of those annoying people who worships anything Apple. But really, my wee lil macbook changed my life. I could write a sonnet about it. But I won't.
I like persons better than principles, and I like persons with no principles better than anything else in the world. - Oscar Wilde
Music
The Academy Is... The Pierces Bettye LaVette Courtney Love Mika Rilo Kiley Missy Higgins The Rocket Summer Radiohead Annie Lennox Goldfrapp OK Go Robyn Lisa Marie Presley Aimee Mann Ashlee Simpson Britney Christina Fiona Apple Spoon 8mm No Doubt Marilyn Manson Hole Jewel Patty Griffin Ani Difranco Scissor Sisters Justin Timberlake Madonna Mariah Carey Tori Amos Red Hot Chili Peppers Garbage Tracy Chapman Nelly Furtado Poe Stevie Nicks Tegan & Sara Yeah Yeah Yeahs
Movies
Interview With the Vampire Shortbus Jawbreaker Kill Bill Life As a House Meet Joe Black Girl Interrupted Party Monster Practical Magic Mrs. Doubtfire The Invisible Sorority Boys Cruel Intentions Mermaids Drop Dead Fred Mean Girls Grease 2! Batman (circa '89) Batman Begins The Rules of Attraction Where the Heart Is Velvet Goldmine Hedwig and the Angry Inch V For Vendetta Hard Candy Pretty Persuasion Grindhouse
etc etc etc.
Television
Gossip Girl Ugly Betty Terminator: The Sarah Connor Chronicles Damages Nip/Tuck Desperate Housewives Dexter Intervention The Closer Project Runway Weeds Tim Gunn's Guide to Style
And for a little blast to the past: Buffy the Vampire Slayer Dawson's Creek Ally McBeal Queer As Folk Golden Girls The Nanny
Books
Currently reading:
Red Carpets and Other Banana Skins
by Rupert Everett
Highly Recommend:
I Am Not Myself These Days
by Josh Kilmer-Purcell
And I know it's totally cliche, but I <3 Harry Potter. And Anne Rice. And To Kill A Mockingbird.I really don't kow why anyone wouldn't...
I love to:
take long walks on the beach and ride ferris wheels and pet kitties and look at the stars.
I would die without:
things to look forward to. I need to be excited about sh*t, or I'll just...wither away.
I regret:
that time I didn't look before sitting down in health class and someone had left a snickers there to melt and subsequently smear all over my ass. That was f*kin great. Within hours the entire high school was abuzz that I shit my pants. Please tell me how one magically gets the shit on the outside of their pants? Really.
I cannot:
do a kartwheel. But I kill on parallel bars. FYI.
I hope one day I:
...learn how to do a kartwheel. That would be somethin'.
I will never:
let anyone wear crocs in my presence. At least not without giving them some severe fisheye.
I hate people who:
don't replace the toilet paper when they finish a roll. You know who you are! Also: people with wheels on their backpacks (and hidden in their shoes, for that matter.) You can't just surprise a person like that, walking casually by them and suddenly you're gliding like a bat out of hell! Jesus H. Christ. Dammit.
I have never:
had a tattoo. Whatever it is that's so amazing can go on a T-shirt. One day it might not be so important. People change. Ink inserted into your lower back to show how much you love your boyfriend doesn't. .
I once:
had mild short-term memory loss for a day. No one believes me. But it happened. Why, I don't know. It was very peculiar.
I blog here:
http://mattsbagobeans.blogspot.com/
"...When I thought that being twenty was old, and that being old was no fun. And when there were billions of stars, not like tonight, when there isn't a single gaddamned one, just that thick smelly orange haze that threatens to come crashing down through the overhead branches and smother me alive. I just want to see one star I saw then. A star that saw me then. So that I know there was a then, and not just this confusing, soul-wrenching, bruising, drunken, face-kicking now."
Hey I am having my annual NYE party with Laura this year. The party has moved and will be in Mchenry this year. You should totally come, bring whoever you like, we are going to provide a shot and a drink of the night, along with snacks and a champaign toast at midnight, other than that it is BYOY and there will be a keg for $5 a cup. Your more than welcome to spend the night, just bring stuff for sleeping there will be nothing extra available. RSVP as soon as possible please we need to get a count for the keg. Either comment back, email, text, or call.
Hey awesome person (yeah...beat that maggie) i just wanted to say hi and tell u . i am no longer in denial....im a matthew-holic.lmao so call me asap or ill move and never see u again......
hey cool person i know, Ryan and i head home on friday so we should plan a time next week that we hang out. when does school start back up? see you soon, baboon!......:)
Howdy Matt! I'm good. Going to Toronto in the summer with a couple that want to get freaky with us. Which means we are getting our own room. I suppose it's because we are a damn sexy couple...but it's not happening. What's new with you?
I was just changin my profile picture and thought of you. I don't have your number I don't have mikey's number I don't have ashley's number no one's number. I lost my phone. againn. can I've it? please??? ,aybe all of them? I was in bton but couldn't call. cause I don't have your number. I have a good bloomington story. or bloomfield I should say. ok, numbers! now!
hey matt! how are ya? well im not sure if you heard or not but i will behome next week! and em should be there really soon too! so i say we have a huge sleepover at your dads for old times sake. maggie will be home so i think all the old high school gang needs to get together. ill buy you two tubes of cinnamon rolls if you make my myspace pretty! see ya soon!!
Omg.. come visit oklahoma? I mean seriously, it's practically on the border of california.. Ok, so it's not, but I thought it would be a good selling point.
i love how we drowned together, were we reborn together too? does this make us like catwoman? or maybe twins? but if u were already a triplet and died and were reborn as a twin what does that make u? hmm this is really a good question
1. I had no idea about a snickers/shitty pants incident. Awesome is all I can say.
2. Oh and your nanny definitely raised you right! You're so polite..til those bitches are out of earshot! HAHA Omg.. I miss the gossiping in your old apartment on Michigan.. Let's go back?
