Abandoned Buildings
Adobe
Aerial Views
Ancient Ruins
Aromatherapy
Alternative Medicine
Amethyst
Angelina Jolie
Animal Advocacy
Astrology
Astronomy
Autumn
Baby Wipes
Baby Stewie
Bath & Body Works
Bats
Bavaria
Beavis and Butthead
Bed, Bath & Beyond
"Behind The Music"
Bellydancing
Berkshire Mountains
Black Clothes
Black Velvet
Blast Beats
Blogging
Blondes
Boat Cruises
Breyers "Fried Ice Cream"
Bridges
Burlesque
Butterscotch Morsels
Cactus
Calvin and Hobbes
Candy Corn
Cannoli
Caramel
Catalogs
Cats
Cat-in-the-Hat
Caves
Celestial-Themed Things
Cemeteries
Chai Tea Latte
Chaos
Cheese
Cheese and Crackers (aka Cheesy Crack Whores)
Cheesecakes (I make 'em!)
Chocolate
Christopher Lee
Christopher Walken
Cities
Claire's Boutique
Codeine
Collecting Images
Cotton Candy
Country Crafts
Country Style Decor
Crabtree and Evelyn
Crows
Cruelty-Free Shopping
Damask
Darth Vader
Dave Chapelle
Decorating
Demonia Shoes
Diet Cream Soda
Diet Vanilla Crack
Digital Hardcore
Dilbert
Diners
Discordia
The Dollar Store
Double Bass Drums (Gene fuckin' Hoglan!)
Dunkin Donuts
Edgar Cayce
Estee Lauder Pressed Powder
Eucalyptus Plants
Extreme Weather
Eyeliner
Fairuza Balk
Ferris Wheels
Fishies
Flavored Beer
Flavored Vodka
Flea Markets
Fleur-de-Lis
Flexeril
Freddy Krueger
Gabber
Garfield
Gargoyles
The Garment District
Gaz Membrane
Glittery Nail Polish
Gothic
The Grinch
Halloween
Hammer Horror
Happy Bunny
Hecate
Hematite
Hershey's Candy Corn Kisses
HGTV
Highways
Hiking
Historical House Tours
History
Honey Mustard
Horror, Horror Movies
Houses
Howard Stern
Iced Raspberry Mocha Blast
Imitrex
Incense
Invader Zim
Johnny the Homicidal Maniac
Josie and the Pussycats (the cartoon)
Julian Sands
Kali-Ma
Kathleen Robertson
King Ludwig II
Labyrinths
Left-Hand Path
The Library
Lighthouses
Lindt Lindor Truffles
Lost in Space
Mae West
Marilyn Monroe
Medicine Cards
Medieval Stuff
Metaphysics
Mike Savage (Savage Nation Unite!)
Mountains
The Munsters
Mysticism
Mythology
Narcotics
Native American Indian Culture
Nestle Crunch Crisps
Neuschwanstein Castle
New York City
Nietzsche
Norway/Norwegians
Nostalgia
Not Your Average Joe's (restaurant)
Numerology
Oatmeal Scotchies
The Ocean
Oksana Baiul
Peppermint Bark
Percocet
Pinhead (Hellraiser)
Pink Panther
Pipe Organs
Pizza
Plaid
Planes on Take-Off
Pleated Skirts
Porches
Postcards
Powerpuff Girls(Buttercup!)
Pumpkin-Flavored Things
Pumpkin-Scented Things
Quantum Physics
Quizilla
Reading
Rituals
Rutger Hauer
Sailing
Salem, MA
Sarcasm
Scented Candles
Scented Lotions
Scented Soaps
Science Fiction
Sephora
Serial Killers
Sharpies
Shoes with Buckles & Zippers
Silver Jewelry
The Simpsons
Skeletons
Skulls
Sleepy Hollow/Tarrytown, NY
Snow Domes
South Park
Southwestern Indian Art & Pottery
Spencer Gifts
Spiral Staircases
Sweetgrass
Swimming, Swimming Pools
Target (aka "Targhetto")
Thrift Stores
Trains
Trashy Magazines
Traveling
Tunnels
Turquoise
Twizzlers
Universal Monsters
Vampires
VH1
Victorian Architecture
Vikings
Vincent Price
Water (Ocean, Lake, River, Stream, etc)
Waterfalls
White Mountains of NH
Wicked Witch of the West
Wizard of Oz
Wolves
Women's Porn
Writing
Yankee Candle Company
You Tube
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I Hate:
Anchovies.
Animal Cruelty. As in LOATHE.
Black Licorice. Um, ick.
Braggards.
Cheap Beer. Keep your Bud, Miller & PBR. Give me my Harpoon, Pete's & Sam.
Cockroaches. No you don't understand. I REALLY REALLY hate them. They give me goosebumps and shivers. I'll run away when I see any!
Dirty Car Windows.
Disorganization. I'm a Virgo. 'Nuff said.
Dust Mites. ALL mites, actually.
Gold Jewelry.
Headaches. Esp. when they fuck up my plans!
Leonardo DiCaprio. I don't know why, I just do.
Liars. So don't bother because I'll always find out! Ta-Rust!
Liberals. Well, the Far Left Liberals, really. I'm about as open-minded as they come but DAMN, the fucking PC Police need to take their ammo and back the fuck up. Jill and Joe Public don't need any special rights interest groups telling them what they can and cannot do because, Goddess forbid someone might get "offended." If it's a book or a magazine, don't read it! If they serve it in a restaurant, don't fucking eat it! If it gives you lung cancer, don't fucking smoke it! If it's too loud, get some fucking earplugs...or don't go to the fucking concert! If it's a song, a band or a whole genre of music, then don't listen to it! If it's a movie or a TV show, then don't watch it! If it's on the internet, click away from it! Or use your fucking security filters! What is so fucking difficult about any of this? Who died and made THESE bleeding hearts GOD? Did we ASK them for their opinion? No we did not. And we have a God already, thanks (though the name or the feeling may be different, it all boils down to the same thing which is that each of us most likely believes in a higher power) so all these Politically Correct assholes who keep trying to "liberate" us from all these "bad" things should get the fuck off the pulpit because I, for one, do not recall asking for the sermon. (Yeah, I guess I'm a little irritated with the Far Left these days...because they have gone way too far).
Misogynists.
MTV. Specifically, the fact that they continue to call themselves "MUSIC" Television and yet there is really no music happening there. They either need to replace the "M" with something else (like "GS" for "Game Show" since that's all they seem to be running lately) or the "M" needs to stand for something else...like MORON. Yeah, the M now stands for MORON, because most everything on there is MORONIC. Even "The Real World"...which I watch, not because I'm a moron but because I am a glutton for punishment. That's me: GLUTTONY SPEARS! Beat me, baby. Make it hurt so good. Oh yeah. (LOL!)
Obama. As in One Big Ass Mistake America. But it's OK. You didn't know the Kool-Aid was laced with mind-altering drugs. At least everyone is coming out of their Kool-Aid coma now...
Olives.
Parasites.
Peanut Butter. Once in a while I'll have a PBJF (Peanut Butter, Jelly & Fluff sandwich), but for the most part, I am not a big fan of peanut butter except when it's a Recees Cup.
People talking when I'm trying to watch something on TV. Wait for the fucking commercial, Motormouth.
Raisins.
Raw Fish.
Sensitive Artist Types. Also known as "Pretentious Art Fops." You think you're so "different" but you're just like the rest of the PAFs...of which there are many.
Sexists Pigs.
Smell of Sauerkraut.
Tailgaters. I swear I am going to put a sticker on the back of my car that says, "As long as you're riding my ass you may as well kiss it too!" I mean, what is the point of doing this? Do they think this is going to intimidate me into going faster? If they want to get in front of me then they can pass me, otherwise, sucks to be them. In fact, sometimes I'll SLOW DOWN just to piss them off even more! That's always fun!!! That gives me an idea for another sticker: "How may I frustrate you today?" Hehehehe.
Telemarketers. Esp. from Capital One. If they've been calling YOU then you know what I'm talking about.
Unannounced Guests. Major pet peeve. Don't bother coming to my house unless I invited you or we had plans. I probably won't answer the doorbell. The doorbell doesn't work anyway. Heh! I don't like surprises. Add that to the list too:
HONORARY MENTION: SURPRISES. Lucretia does not like surprises. Lucretia likes to know what the deal is. Lucretia is a simple girl. Stick to the plan if we make one because it's rare that I actually make plans, ha ha.
"Violet" on the new Melrose Place. Ashlee Simpson-Wentz can't act her way out of paper bag and this character is more annoying than fingernails on a chalk board. Everytime she comes on screen I want to throw a sledgehammer at her stupid face. Write her off!!!
Yellow. It's gotta go, unless it's on leaves.
I'll add more to the list as I think of new things. As long as I draw a breath, I will always find something to hate in this world. Mwahahahahaha!
Music
In Alphabetical Order: ABBA, Adam and the Ants, The Adolescents, Agent Orange, Alice Cooper, Amazing Crowns, Anal Cunt, Anathema, Angelic Upstars, Angry Samoans, Anti-Nowhere League, Anthrax, Atari Teenage Riot, The Avengers, Babes in Toyland, Bach, Bad Brains, Bad Religion, Batallion of Saints, Bay City Rollers, Beach Boys, Beatles, Beethoven, Belfegore, The Bentmen, Big Catholic Guilt, Big Ray and the Futuras, Bikini Kill, Bile, Bipolarcoaster, Black Car Nation, Black Flag, Blink 182, Blitzspeer, Blondie, Boomtown Rats, Bow Wow Wow, Bratface, Brian Brain, Brutal Truth, Butt Trumpet, Buzzcocks, C60, Cab Calloway, Candlemass, Cartoon Factory, Celtic Frost, The Charms, Chastain, Cheap Trick, Chin Ho!, Chinstrap, The Chiselers, Christian Death, Circle Jerks, Cradle of Filth, Cradle of Thorns, The Cramps, Creature Feature, Crisis, Crisis NTI, The Crucifucks, Cycle Sluts From Hell, The Damned, Darkbuster, Dead Kennedys, Delta 9, Demilich, The Dents, Depeche Mode, D.I., Dick Dale, The Descendents, The Dickies, Dirty Larry, Disciples of Annihilation, Disturbed, DOA, Dokken, The Donnas, Doom Buggies, Downbeat 5, Drain sth, Dr. Know, Drill, Duran Duran, DYS, Emperor, Entwined, The Exploited, Fang, Fear, Finch Family, Flipper, Fluffy, The Flux, 45 Grave, The Freeze, Frigate, The Front, Gang Green, The Gathering, G.B.H., Generation X, Genitorturers, GG Allin, The Ghouls, Girl On Top, Gravity Kills, Groovie Ghoulies, Gun Club, Guns n Roses, Gwar, Half Cocked, Haloburn, Heidi, Jack Off Jill, Jane’s Addiction, Jerry’s Kids, Joan Jett, Jodie Foster’s Army (JFA), Johnny Cash, Johnny Thunders, Julee Cruise, Karinations, Killing Joke, King Diamond, Kittie, KMFDM, Kraut, L7, Lacuna Coil, LaPeste, Legal Weapon, Leprous, Lita Ford, Lizzy Borden, Local H, Lords of Acid, Love and Rockets, Lucretia’s Daggers, Lunachicks, Luxx, Madonna, Manhole, Marilyn Manson, Max, MDC, The Meatmen, Medea Connection, Megadeth, Mekanizm, Mercyful Fate, Metallica, Midnight Syndicate, Ministry, Minor Threat, Misery Loves Co., Misfits, Mission of Burma, Mission UK, The Monkees, The Moors, Mortiis, Motley Crue, Motormags, Mozart, Mr. T Experience, The Muffs, Murphys Law, My Ruin, Necros, Negative FX, Neon Jesus, New Bomb Turks, Nightstick, Nihilistics, NIN, Nirvana, Nitro, Nocturnus, O.M.D., Otep, Pantera, Paradise Lost, Peace Corpse, Penis Fly Trap, Pillbox, Piss Factory, Plasmatics, The Pristeens, The Professionals, Projek DH, Psychedelic Furs, Public Image Ltd, Pug Uglies, The Queers, Rammstein, Ramones, Raven, RC Crimewave, Reality Inversion, Redd Kross, Reflecting Skin, Republica, Rob Zombie, Rocket From The Crypt, Ruin, The Runaways, 7 Seconds, 7 Year Bitch, 7th Rail Crew, Sasquatch and the Sickabillys, Satyricon, Sea Monster, Section 25, Sex Pistols, Shattered Faith, Shock Therapy, The Shods, Showcase Showdown, Shram, Silverstar and the Jukebox Angels, Simon and the Bar Sinisters, Sin 34, Siouxsie and the Banshees, Skid Row, Skindred, Slayer, Sleep Chamber, Slitheryn, Social Distortion, Spandau Ballet, Speedball Baby, SS Decontrol, Stiff Little Fingers, The Stoned, The Strangemen, Strapping Young Lad/Devin Townsend, Subhumans, Sugabomb, Sugar Twins, Suicidal Tendencies, The Sweet, The Syphlloids, System of a Down, Talking Heads, Thee Monkey Butlers, Therion, Johnny Thunders, Time Beings, Tommy Roe, Tootsie, Toxic Narcotic, Toxic Reasons, Tribe 8, Trip 66, TSOL, Tura Satana, Turbo ACs, Type O Negative, UK Subs, Urn, Venom, Johnny Violent/Ultraviolence, Vice Squad, Void, Vooodoo Screw Machine, Waltham, Warlock, Warrior Soul, W.A.S.P., White Zombie, Whoregasm, Women of Sodom, X, XTC, Xygoatz, Youth Brigade, Zero Boys, Zippo Raid and...tons more there's just not enough room for I'm sure!
Movies
In ABC Order: A Clockwork Orange, Devil's Advocate, Godfather, Hammer Horror Movies, Heathers, Hellraiser (all of 'em! I love Pinhead!), Hocus Pocus, The Idolmaker, Ladies and Gentlemen: the Fabulous Stains, Nightmare On Elm Street (all of 'em, Freddy Rules!), Rock n Roll High School, Scarface, Smashing Time, Star Wars (Empire Strikes Back and Revenge of the Sith), Times Square (No Sense Makes Sense! Join The Sleaze Sisters!), Valley Girl, Vegas In Space, Willie Wonka and the Chocolate Factory, Universal Monster movies (Dracula, Frankenstein, Mummy, etc). I also love old B&W classics from the 30s & 40s (Rebecca, A Tree Grows In Brooklyn, Jezebel, I Remember Mama, etc.), 50s & 60s technicolor (Frankie & Annette!), Cult Classics (Wild In The Streets, Reefer Madness, Faster Pussycat Kill Kill!), and sometimes I like watching anything from the 70s just because it amazes me how different life was back then...before the PC Police were patrolling our lives...when people SMOKED EVERYWHERE, even in doctor's offices!!!, and cars were the size of land yachts, guys had muttonchops, lapels were HUGE, people wore pants buttoned up to their WAIST!, Administrative Assistants were still called SECRETARIES and they still used TYPEWRITERS, cell phones did not exist (technically) but there were some RICH people with huge-ass CAR PHONES and they also had TELEVISION RECORDING DEVICES which cost like a THOUSAND DOLLARS! Pollution was everywhere cuz there were no EPA standards or guidelines, all cars were stick shift cuz AUTOMATIC TRANSMISSSIONS had yet to be in demand or built for mass consumption, oh and every show and movie was a "QUINN-MARTIN PRODUCTION" ha ha!!! Yep, ya gotta love the 70s, man! I should know. I grew up there. Hehehe.
Television
Alphabetically: 24, Addams Family, American Dad, Bad Girls Club, Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Blood Ties, Chappelle Show, Cougartown, Desperate Housewives, Eastwick, Family Guy, Girlfriends, Gossip Girl, HGTV (Decorating Cents, Design on a Dime, Divine Design, Freestyle, House Hunters, Mission Organization, My House Is Worth What?, Rezoned, Room By Room, Small Space Big Style), History Channel (Cities of the Underworld, Engineering Disasters, How The Earth Was Made, Life After People, Mega Disasters, The Universe, Shockwave), Invader Zim, Jetsons, Josie and the Pussycats, Kathy Griffin’s My Life on the D List, King of the Hill, Lipstick Jungle, Lost, Lost In Space, Melrose Place, Munsters, 902-Damned Old, Pushin Daisies, Queer Eye, Reaper, Robot Chicken, Samantha Who?, The Simpsons, South Park, Speed Racer, Travel Channel (Amazing Vacation Homes, Great Hotels, Passport to Europe, 5 Takes, Your Travel Guide), Twilight Zone (original), Ugly Betty, Vampire Diaries, VH1’s “reality” shows (I love trash!). “Television you got a vision!” (go Kory Clarke!) I DO NOT WATCH TV. TV WATCHES ME.
Books
Anne Rice's Vampire Chronicles and Mayfair Witches series, the Dictionary, Electric Kool-Aid Acid Test (Tom Wolfe), Lemony Snickett’s A Series of Unfortunate Events, The Runaway's Diary, Women Who Run With the Wolves, all Pamela Des Barres' books, any books on Astrology, Aromatherapy, the Occult, History, Pop Culture and Architecture & Interior Design.
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Disgruntled Idealist
Subversive Wit
Professional Misfit
Skeptical Jester
Cantankerous Curmudgeon
Social Reject
Moody Misanthrope
Secret Sentimentalist Longing for a Sweeter Life
Bitter, Alienated and Unappreciated
Bitch du Jour
Buxom Babe in Toyland
Total Cynic
Perfectly Flawed
A Work in Progress
Celebrator of Becoming
Lay thy hand on the neck of thine enemies.
Devour their flesh with thy sword.
Bring down the slain from among thine adversaries.
They shall fall to rise no more.
Tetragrammaton.
Thy wrath inflame my passion.
Tetragrammaton.
Against all sinful flesh.
Let thy wrath consume all of thine enemies.
Scourge them with flames of fire.
Lay thy feet on the pile of those slain by thy mysteries.
We shall be cleansed by their blood.
Thus said the Lord: I am Sabaoth.
Feel my holy wrath.
I am glorified.
I cannot be denied.
I am he who is.
Punishment for wickedness.
I am the one you dread.
You are as good as dead.
There is no God but the one that dies with me.
I have no life but the one I take with me to the grave.
We come into this world alone
And we will die on our own.
I live.
I die.
Ain Elohim.
(Tom G. Fischer)
"Blessed are those who expect nothing, for they shall never be disappointed."
Who I'd like to meet: They're all DYING to meet ME, dahling! Mwahahahaha!
I’m only here to stay in touch with people I KNOW and care about, or to support people doing worthwhile things that I’m interested in. I’m not here to be another notch in your MySpace belt so all you MySpace whores can piss off. If I don't know you, message me first and tell me who you are and why I should want to be your "friend." If I don't know you and your profile is private, you will automatically be DENIED.
^V^ -Lucretia MacEvil- ^V^'s Friend Space (Top 40)
Ah ha ha! I've been in 2 weeks of depositions in the Guitar Hero case and Izzy Maxwell and Death of the Cool and the Konks were mentioned. Made a boring day otherwise stimulating!
Just saw your new hate list...DAMN! when was the last time you either saw a shrink or just beat the fuck out of a random douche bag that needed it? You really need to pound on someones fucking head and soon! (Just not mine, I'm kinda happy for once!) Hope mom is getting better...good to see ya at Dodge the other night, may see you guys this weekend. Feel better! :)
LOL, a friend would always call me Julian Ghoulian after she saw The Wedding Singer, cause of that charector Julia Ghoulia... Gotta narrow it down to three?? Hmm, well at the moment I am going to have to say "In the Desert of Set", "The Invincible" and "Ginnungagap". All the classical stuff on The Miskolc Experience sounded great but the Orchestra and the Choir on the Therion songs wernt too good. Could hardly hear them on m ost of the songs. Im sure it sounded amazing in person though. Did you like it?
I recently found out I had a serious illness, I found out that I love all things Lady Gaga. Stunned I was so surprised when two of my completely normal friends loved her music too. I was so excited and I was like this a guilty pleasure. I wont even stop the pretenses if you hate this I dont care. I love the hooks, I love her yells on here, I love the video. She sounds like an Electric Madonna.
Now THIS was brilliant! She's totally channeling her inner Elton and her outer Bowie! The real test of a performer's talent is whether their material works on a acoustic level and here our girl proves that she is more than just a frosted pop tart. Like it or not, it's gonna be a constant state of Ga-Ga! Yah!