| Ultimate Survey (377 questions long) |
| time started: | 11:21 p.m. |
| full name: | B***e L*****d G*****r. |
| nickname(s): | Lynyrd, The Man, The Gardner. |
| birthday: | Halloween, '82. |
| where were you born: | Saint Mary's Hospital, Norton, VA. |
| zodiac sign: | Scorpio, Dog. |
| height: | 6'2" |
| weight: | 245 |
| hair color: | Blonde |
| eye color: | Blue |
| shoe size: | 14 |
| ring size: | 12? |
| skin type (freckles, tan, albino, etc.): | Freckles, Farmer's Tan. |
| blood type: | O+. |
| grade: | Eighteenth. |
| GPA: | 3.0. |
| siblings: | None, sadly. |
| tattoos: | One. |
| piercings: | Got enough holes. |
| hobbies: | Off-Roading, Fishing, Smoking Pot, Listening to music. |
| favorite |
| color: | Green. |
| food: | Spaghetti. |
| candy: | Sweetarts. |
| type of cheese: | String. |
| pizza topping: | Pepperoni. |
| salad dressing: | Ranch or Vinegar and Oil. |
| sandwich: | Turkey. |
| cereal: | Generic Lucky Charms. |
| fruit: | Tomato. |
| vegetable: | Potato or Onion. |
| berry: | Huckleberry. |
| cake: | Swiss Rolls. |
| book: | "On The Road" by Jack Kerouac. |
| movie: | "Apocolypse Now" |
| magazine: | "Stuff", For the articles of course. |
| newspaper: | "Coalfield Progress". |
| tv show: | "Late Late Show" with Craig Ferguson. |
| website: | www.newgrounds.com |
| radio station: | 99.9 KTYD Santa Barbara, CA. |
| font: | Whatever works I guess.... |
| cartoon character: | Foghorn Leghorn. |
| artist (painter): | M. C. Escher |
| actor: | Robert Duvall or Johnny Depp. |
| actress: | Penelope Cruz or Nichole Kidman. |
| cd: | "Dark Side of the Moon" by Pink Floyd or The Velvet Underground with Nico produced by Andy Warhol. |
| song: | "Time" by Pink Floyd |
| music group: | Pink Floyd |
| music type: | Rock and Roll, what else is there? |
| day of the week: | Friday, it's a fresh start to a diabolical weekend. |
| month: | October. |
| season: | Autumn. |
| holiday: | Halloween. |
| shampoo: | Suave, don't I look smart? |
| conditioner: | Garnier Fructis Voluminizing. How gay is that? |
| number: | 3. |
| phrase: | "Whatever the case may be." |
| store: | Y-Not Stop?, Long Beach, MS. |
| weather: | Snowy. |
| restaurant: | Itallian. |
| channel: | The History Channel. |
| teacher: | Coach Bobby Short, Local History, J.J. Kelly High School. |
| weekend activity: | Shooting my AK-47. |
| hangout: | Keith's Rock, East Butte, VA/KY |
| house color: | Log. |
| sport to watch: | Racing, UFC. |
| sport to play: | Drunken Wrestling. |
| animal: | Horses. |
| flower: | Honeysuckle Blossom. |
| guy's name: | Leonard. |
| girl's name: | Sidnee. |
| board game: | Risk. |
| party game: | Horse Shoes. |
| story from childhood: | The time My friends and I almost got arrested for blocking the road on Powell River during Halloween of '98. |
| body part: | My left pinky, it saved my life. |
| have you ever |
| been on a train: | Yes. |
| been on a plane: | Yes. |
| been in a car accident: | Yes. |
| caused a car accident: | Yes. |
| run into a wall: | Not in a car. |
| burned a potato chip: | Yes. |
| almost burned the house down: | No, surprisingly. |
| smoked: | What? |
| been drunk: | Who me? |
| been high: | Lots. |
| broken the law: | See Above. |
| burned a cd (if yes, the one above is yes): | Yes. |
| kissed someone of the opposite sex: | Yes. |
| kissed someone of the same sex: | No. |
| frenched an animal: | All the time. |
| made out: | Yes. |
| had cyber sex: | No. |
| gotten engaged: | No. |
| had an online relationship: | No. |
| been rejected by a crush: | Yes. |
| loved: | Yes. |
| made yourself cry to get out of trouble: | No. |
| cried in public: | Yes. |
| cried over a movie: | Yes. |
| fallen asleep in a movie theater: | Yes. |
| given someone a bath: | Yes. |
| been to a boarding school: | No. |
| been home-schooled: | No. |
| lost a valuable item: | Yes. |
| bungee jumped: | No. |
| skied: | No. |
| met the president: | No. |
| met a celebrity: | Yes. |
| gotten a cavity: | Yes. |
| shopped at abercrombie & fitch: | No. |
| made a prank call: | Yes. |
| skipped school: | Yes. |
| faked sick to get out of school: | Yes. |
| purchased something that you knew didn't fit: | No. |
| climbed a tree: | Yes. |
| fallen from a tree: | Yes. |
| broken a bone: | Yes. |
| sprained anything: | Yes. |
| passed out: | Yes. |
| made yourself pass out: | Yes. |
| been to disney world: | No. |
| been to a theme park (not disney): | Yes. |
| said i love you and meant it (not to a relative): | Yes. |
| made a model volcano (working model): | Yes. |
| made a clover leaf with your tounge: | Can't say I have. |
| past |
| what did you do yesterday: | Fixed my friend's truck for him, came home and played guitar and smoked pot. |
| memory you miss the most: | Partying hard with my buddy Mitch in Spain. |
| memory you want to forget: | I don't want to forget anything else. |
| something you regretted after it was done: | Not telling someone I loved them when I still had the chance. |
| the last |
| song you heard: | "Burned-out Rockstar" by Bart Crow. |
| cd you bought: | The "Curious George" Soundtrack by Jack Johnson. |
| thing you said: | "Goodnight." |
| time you cried: | At my friends' retirement. |
| movie seen in a theater: | ""V" for Vendetta". |
| thing you ate: | Pepperoni Pizza. |
| person who called: | Ryan H. |
| nail polish shade worn: | Grease. |
| time you showered: | About 1:00 today. |
| person who complimented you: | Don't remember who, they said they liked my beard. |
| at this moment |
| what are you listening to: | A Cadillac commercial. |
| what are you wearing: | Brown Chucks, Levi's, Spainish Army shirt, Blue Flannel, Jagermeister hat. |
| what are you thinking: | I'd like to see something naked. |
| what are you scared of most: | The unknown. |
| how many people are on your buddy list: | 38. |
| future |
| occupation: | Forest Service, Disc Jockey. |
| marriage site: | Gibraltar. |
| honeymoon: | Sicily. |
| place to live: | Montana or South Carolina. |
| kids: | I'd like to have two, so they could keep each other company. |
| car: | '69 Plymouth Roadrunner, Grabber Green with a 440 magnum. |
| what are you doing tomorrow: | Don't know, I'd like to take my Jeep to the shop and have it looked at. |
| do you think george bush will be reelected: | That's kinda hard if he's not gonna be on the ballot. |
| will there be a wwIII: | Yes, but they won't call it that. It'll be something in Chinese. |
| will politics ever be truthful: | Of course not, there are too many liars involved. |
| will humanity snuff itself out: | If they're not careful. |
| can the gov. be changed: | It's as good as it's gonna get, so why bitch about it? |
| friends |
| best friend: | Drew, Jon W., Phil, Amanda. |
| funniest: | My Dad. |
| silliest: | Amanda. |
| loudest: | Cassandra, Isaac. |
| quietest: | Robb Knott. |
| craziest: | Jon S. |
| calmest: | Dave L. |
| skinniest: | Jon W. |
| best secret keeper: | Don't know. |
| worst secret keeper: | Don't know. |
| the one you have but don't want: | I'm not gonna be an ass and say that. |
| smartest: | Paul B., A dude from Austrailia. |
| preppiest: | Jake T. |
| peppiest: | Amanda. |
| most hyper: | Jon S. |
| hottest: | Amber. |
| weirdest: | Freddy G., Jackie G. |
| biggest pervert: | Nate. |
| most annyoing: | I'm not gonna be an ass and say that either. |
| shyest: | Robb K. |
| most religious: | Dave L. |
| do you believe in |
| heaven: | Yes. |
| hell: | Don't want to. |
| angels: | Yes. |
| devil: | Yes. |
| god: | Yes. |
| buddha: | Yes. |
| aliens: | Illegal ones. |
| ghosts: | Yes. |
| spirit (soul): | Yes. |
| soulmates: | Yes. |
| reincarnation: | It would be safer than heaven or hell. |
| love at first sight: | No. |
| karma: | Yes. |
| love in general: | Yes. |
| luck: | Yes. |
| yourself: | I exist. |
| crush |
| who and when was your first crush: | April Hubbard in the third grade. |
| any now: | No. |
| a celebrity crush: | Catherine Zeta Jones. |
| who do you want to be with right now: | No one in particular. |
| whos number do you want: | Have it. |
| who do you want to kiss: | Angelina Jolie, world's greatest lips. |
| what is something you dont understand about the opposite sex: | Those sometimes violent, mind changes. |
| if you could go on a date with anybody, who would it be: | Catherine Zeta Jones |
| on scale of one to ten, how romantic are you: | Seven. |
| first thing noticed about the opposite sex: | Facial Expression. |
| what do you look for personality-wise: | Honest, Loving, Crazy, Up for anything, Energetic, Understanding. |
| biggest turn on: | Eyes. |
| biggest turn off: | Chicks who dip snuff. |
| something thay weat that turns you on: | A skirt. |
| something they wear that turns you off: | Crazy ass amounts of make up. |
| the most romantic thing you want to happen to you: | To go on a cruise to South America or the Caribbean. |
| the most romantic thing that has happened to you: | Getting down on the beach in California with the sun coming up and getting spied on by Mexican fishermen. |
| what do you wear on a coffee date: | What the hell is a coffee date? |
| is it right to flirt if you're taken: | I don't understand why people do. |
| is cyber cheating: | Yes. It's dishonest. |
| are eyes the passegeway to the soul: | No, they're what you see with. |
| who would you like to take to the prom: | I took Jessica Carter back in 2000. |
| do you want to hug somebody right now: | Yes, boo hoo. |
| do you know what an aphrodisiac is: | I'm not 12. |
| describe |
| mellow: | What? |
| melancholy: | What? |
| the perfect date: | A picnic on the river or at the beach, followed by a trip to Walmart. |
| the perfect mate: | A girl who is not too proud to love me, and not be a psycho bitch. |
| how m&m's are made: | The chocolates are rolled around in the candy shell compound by a machine, until there is a uniform coating on them. |
| why manhole covers are round: | So they don't fall through the manhole. |
| one or the other |
| coke/pepsi: | Mello-Yello. |
| sprite/7-up: | Sprite. |
| boxers/briefs: | Commando. |
| gold/silver: | Gold. |
| vanilla/chocolate: | Vanilla. |
| flowers/candy: | Neither. |
| book/magazine: | It depends on how much time I have. |
| tv/radio: | Radio. |
| glass half empty/half full: | "Hey, I need more beer." |
| democrat/republican: | Neither, party affiliations are as silly as high school cliques. |
| colored pencils/markers: | Markers, the kind that deplete the o-zone. |
| coffee/tea: | Tea. |
| sun/moon: | Sun. |
| day/night: | Day. |
| hot/cold: | Hot. |
| dog/cat: | Dog. |
| button/zipper: | Button. |
| cotton/feather pillow: | Feather. |
| blue/purple: | Blue. |
| plumber/trashman: | Trashman. |
| jeans/shorts: | Jeans. |
| long distance relationship/none: | Am for long distance relationships. |
| mechanical/regular pencil: | Regular. |
| matt/ben: | They're both great actors. |
| that 70's show/simpsons: | "That 70's Show". |
| kelso/eric: | Kelso is funnier. |
| donna/jackie: | To me, Donna is sexier. |
| bart/lisa: | Lisa is a sex goddess. |
| romeo/juliet: | Juliet, even though she is a damn Capulett. |
| romantic comedy/thriller: | Thriller. |
| nsync/bsb: | I wish the Manson Family had killed all their parents. |
| peanut butter/jelly: | They go together, you can't split 'em up. |
| waffles/pancakes: | Pancakes. |
| letter/email: | Letters are better, because it's something you can hold and keep. E-mail has made communication frivolous. |
| florida/california: | California. |
| pizza/burgers: | Depends on the burger maker. |
| hat/visor: | Hats, cause visors, and the people under them are queer. |
| football/rugby: | Football. |
| iceskating/blading: | Iceskating. |
| movie at home/in theater: | In the theater. |
| first thing you think of when you hear |
| yellow: | Mustard. |
| red lipstick: | Whores. |
| socks: | Lint traps. |
| cowtipping: | Cow shit, "Tommy Boy". |
| moulin rouge: | Carpet. |
| greenland: | Vikings, Denmark. |
| iceland: | Rekyavik. |
| harry potter: | Brooms, The heavily publicized "Harry Potter Suicide Cult". |
| red: | Blow pops. |
| blackberry: | Moonshine. |
| rose: | Poison ballad. |
| rooster: | Foghorn Leghorn, Weathervanes. |
| taxes: | Shit, I keep forgetting to do them. |
| bill clinton: | Blow jobs are not sex. |
| whipped cream: | Blow jobs are not sex. |
| george w. bush: | Unknown blow jobs are positivley not sex. |
| lollipops: | A jukebox. |
| dreams: | The Cranberries. |
| love: | Heart. |
| guys: | Smell bad. |
| south park: | Circles. |
| boy bands: | Smell bad. |
| pengiuns: | Tuxedos. |
| girls: | Colorful, love them, hate them, love them. |
| thong: | Science class. |
| death: | Ninth Century Catacombs in Venice, Italy. |
| spoons: | Salad Fingers. |
| junk mail: | Infomercials. |
| dairy: | Holstein Cattle. |
| panties: | Pink, Removal. |
| your father: | Beard, His laugh. |
| pizza: | Puke. |
| britney spears: | White Trash, Louisiana. |
| vitamin: | E. |
| are you |
| happy: | Sorta. |
| sad: | Sorta. |
| religious: | Not really. |
| bitchy: | Try not to. |
| crazy: | As much as possible. |
| messy: | No. |
| mad: | Yes, often mistaken for brilliance. |
| slacker: | Yes. |
| nerd: | I try not to be. |
| bookworm: | Sorta. |
| jock: | Ha! |
| preppy: | Ha! |
| selfish: | I try not to be. |
| giving: | Yes. |
| obsessive: | Yes, more than most realize. |
| violent: | Not if I don't have a reason to be. |
| calm: | Most of the time. |
| peaceful: | I wish I could be. |
| mellow: | Yes. |
| eccentric: | A little. |
| caring: | Yes. |
| untrustworthy: | Not at all, Punctual or Reliable, that's another story. |
| loyal: | Yes. |
| patriotic: | Yes. |
| perverted: | A little. |
| colorful: | Most of the time. |
| artistic: | Sometimes. |
| miscellanoues |
| what color is your jacket: | Blue denim. |
| do you shave: | Yes. |
| where: | My neck and a couple few other things. |
| what color is your razor: | Black, grey, and silver. |
| what size is your bed: | N/A, I sleep on the floor. |
| what color crayon would you be: | Forest Green. |
| what are the last four digits of you phone number: | 1378. |
| feelings on abortion: | I'm not a woman, so it's none of my business. |
| how lond does it take you to shower: | Five minutes in the morning, ten in the evening. |
| what does your screenname mean: | It's my name. |
| thoughts on blonde pop stars in general: | I don't fucking know. |
| who so you trust the most: | My Dad. |
| is cussing a necessity in life: | Yes. |
| how about coffee: | When I'm tired, coffee is my blood. |
| is the world screwed: | Unless We're careful. |
| what something you cant live without: | My Friends, my crazy-ass family, My heart. |
| what time did you fall asleep: | 3:30 a.m. |
| know what 69 means: | Yes. |
| how about 143: | No, someone enlighten me. |
| can you live without a microwave: | Yes, have done it. |
| what do think about death: | Well, I think being dead would suck. No one knows for sure. Someday, I'll have plenty of time to form an opinion. |
| where and when do you want to be married: | Gibraltar(u.k.), whenever the time is right. |
| do you want to drop out of school: | I kinda can't. |
| why is the sky blue: | Because of the reflection from the oceans. |
| what is a good trait about yourself: | My wit, I guess. |
| what do you always think about: | Heroin & Fornication. |
| what is wrong with your school: | I'm not there anymore. |
| what is right with your school: | It's small size. |
| how do you react to change: | Good enough, I suppose. |
| do you talk to yourself: | A lot. |
| what is your opinion on love: | It stinks. |
| can you afford to lose weight: | Lots. |
| what color would you dye your hair: | Black. |
| best thing anyones told you: | " I love you too." |
| what is your reaction to someone telling you you're hot: | I usually look behind me. |
| does being psycho appeal to you: | Hell no. |
| if you wrote a book, what would it be about: | The art of partying. |
| what would you change your name to: | I'm proud of my name, my dad named me after my Great-great-uncle. |
| longest crush lasted how long: | About two years, I still haven't forgotten her though. |
| tme finished: | 2:46 a.m. |
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| Heroes | My Dad, He did what he had to do when he didn't have to; My Mom, she taught me right from wrong; Willie Nelson, He smoked herb on the White House; Jack Kerouac, He made it ok to write what was really going on; Jimmy Carter, He invited Willie to the White House; Keith Richards, has the ability to exist without a living body. |
