Jeffie
Jeffie Klaus... Klaus, the pinata is drooping.

Female
26 years old
Longview, Texas
United States



Last Login: 10/25/2009
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    Jeffie's Interests
GeneralLet's see... books, cars, history, penguins, birds, photography, and various other random pursuits. Oh, and making The World's Stupidest Short Films, like the remake of "Hamlet" set in a trailer park and filmed entirely with finger puppets, and the one about the killer tupperware, and the western done for a school screenwriting project and shot in the middle of winter so the scenery is a lot of snow and a plywood cactus. Only we lost the cactus part way through so for some of the scenes the cactus is played by a dude in a green sweatshirt.
MusicSwing, rockabilly, and a lot of random other stuff. If you aren't familiar with the Reverend Horton Heat I'd like to suggest him. Also Metallica, although in my universe St. Anger was never released.
MoviesMonty Python and the Holy Grail, The Princess Bride, Plunkett and Macleane, The Maltese Falcon, The Big Sleep, Road to Perdition, Master and Commander, etc.
TelevisionI don't really watch TV, I just get it from Netflix or the internet. Lately I've been watching The Dresden Files, Doctor Who and 24 (I have an unholy fascination with Kiefer Sutherland).
BooksRaymond Chandler's Philip Marlowe, Rex Stout's Nero Wolfe, Dorothy Sayers' Lord Peter Wimsey, P.G. Wodehouse's Jeeves and Wooster and Psmith, Patrick O'Brien's Aubrey/Maturin series, Tolkein's Lord of the Rings, and pretty much anything and everything I can get my hands on, fiction or nonfiction, as long as it's not set in contemporary times. I get enough modern life just living in it; I want escapism in my books.
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     Jeffie's Details
Status:In a Relationship
Here for:Friends
Orientation:Bi
Hometown:Born in upstate NY, currently living in TX.
Body type:5' 7"
Ethnicity:White / Caucasian
Religion:Atheist
Zodiac Sign:Capricorn
Smoke / Drink:Yes / Yes
Children:Undecided
Education:Some college
Occupation:Typist
Income:Less than $30,000

   Jeffie's Schools
Mississippi State University
Mississippi State,Mississippi
Graduated: N/A
Student status: Alumni
Degree: None
Major: Journalism
 

2001 to 2002
Ichabod Crane Shs
Valatie,New York
Graduated: 2001
Student status: Alumni
Degree: High School Diploma
Clubs: Chorus, Stage Crew
 

1988 to 2001

   Jeffie's Companies
Speedwear USA
Hudson, NY US
Pretty much everything.

1999-2001
Staples
Hudson, NY US
Sales Associate
Copy Center

July 2002-July 2003
Kinko's
Longview, TX US
Retail Consultant

August 2003-August 2004
Staples
Greenville, TX US
Copy Center Specialist

August 2004-February 2006
Per Se Technologies (now McKesson I suppose)
Greenville, TX US


June 2006-current



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   Jeffie's Blurbs
About me:
I am silly, sarcastic, artistic, goofy, easily amused, easily annoyed (especially by apostrophes, misuse thereof), nocturnal, shy YET LOUD GO FIGURE, also annoying JUST ASK ANYONE. Oh hey a shiny thing quiz!
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name:Jeffie
Birthday:January 5
Birthplace:Hudson, NY
Current Location:Greenville, TX
Eye Color:They're either blue or green
Hair Color:I think it's blonde under there somewhere
Height:5'7
Right Handed or Left Handed:Right (but I bat lefty)
Your Heritage:Mostly Irish and German
The Shoes You Wore Today:Barefoot and lazy day!
Your Weakness:I'm scared of everything.
Your Fears:Like I said, everything.
Your Perfect Pizza:Deep dish pan pizza with extra cheese
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year:Find a new hobby.
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger:omg
Thoughts First Waking Up:shit.
Your Best Physical Feature:Shit, I don't know.
Your Bedtime:Around 2 am
Your Most Missed Memory:Hanging out with my friends back home
Pepsi or Coke:Coke
MacDonalds or Burger King:McDonald's
Single or Group Dates:Single
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea:Nestea
Chocolate or Vanilla:Vanilla
Cappuccino or Coffee:Cappuccino
Do you Smoke:Only when I drink
Do you Swear:Like a fucking sailor, asshole
Do you Sing:In the shower, in the car, whenever I'm alone
Do you Shower Daily:Every second day (baths in between)
Have you Been in Love:Yes
Do you want to go to College:Yes
Do you want to get Married:Yes
Do you belive in yourself:In the Descartian sense? Yes
Do you get Motion Sickness:Occasionally.
Do you think you are Attractive:Not particularly, but I'm not a troll.
Are you a Health Freak:Nope
Do you get along with your Parents:Yes
Do you like Thunderstorms:If I'm inside
Do you play an Instrument:Kind of. I can play a little guitar and piano
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol:Several times
In the past month have you Smoked:Again several times
In the past month have you been on Drugs:No, but I've nothing against them
In the past month have you gone on a Date:I don't know, does driving around randomly with your fiance count as a date?
In the past month have you gone to a Mall:Yes
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos:No
In the past month have you eaten Sushi:Tried it once three years ago, didn't like the seaweed wrapper, never did it again
In the past month have you been on Stage:Nope
In the past month have you been Dumped:Nope
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping:Dude, it's February
In the past month have you Stolen Anything:Only some hearts! No, seriously, I haven't done anything that would have gotten me arrested. This is, however, slippery wording on my part.
Ever been Drunk:Oh yes.
Ever been called a Tease:Once or twice.
Ever been Beaten up:Yeah. :(
Ever Shoplifted:Not really. I've taken some loose pieces of things that were on the ground, but I'd never steal an entire packaged object.
How do you want to Die:Actually I don't
What do you want to be when you Grow Up:An editor
What country would you most like to Visit:The UK
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color:Brown
Favourite Hair Color:Black
Short or Long Hair:Short
Height:Taller than me
Weight:Doesn't matter too much
Best Clothing Style:Retro Thrift Store Nightmare
Number of Drugs I have taken:Are we still in the "In a Boy/Girl" section? I'll pretend we're not. I've done alcohol and once I smoked some pot. That's it for non-prescribed medication.
Number of CDs I own:I don't even know. I have almost ten gigs of digital music, though.
Number of Piercings:Just my ears, and I think they've closed up.
Number of Tattoos:None yet, but I have one planned.
Number of things in my Past I Regret:Only one really big one

Who I'd like to meet:
Let's hang out until all hours. Let's sit in the bookstore and argue over whether Indiana Jones could take Batman in a fight. Let's go to Denny's or IHOP or Whataburger or Walmart at three in the morning, just because they're open. Let's drive across three counties just to see where the road leads. Let's go see movies and play MST3K under our breath and shoot laser-eye at people whose cell phones go off. It'd be fun! Especially if your eyes can actually, like, literally shoot lasers. CALL A BITCH, DAMN. I GOT TO GET ME SOME OF THAT.

   


   


   


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Lance.

Lance Lansdale



Sep 20 2009 11:47 PM

Lance Lansdale Show
Lance.

Lance Lansdale



Aug 28 2009 12:37 AM


Blackmarket Syndicate

Blackmarket Syndicate



Apr 16 2009 1:04 AM

Come see us play tonight/tommorrow @ Walters On Washington!
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Jan 21 2009 6:09 AM

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Lance.

Lance Lansdale



Jan 9 2009 9:32 AM

Sounds interesting, what she get ya?
Lance.

Lance Lansdale



Jan 9 2009 4:16 AM

What you don't know is I never comment anyone. Lol. Hope all is well with you.
Got a new job yet?
3 Cries Denial

3 Cries Denial



Jan 6 2009 5:10 AM

HAPPY BIRTHDAY FROM HOPEFULLY YOUR FUTURE BAND 3 CRIES DENIAL.
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-J_JONES-

Justin Jones



Dec 8 2008 5:21 AM

hahaha nice
-J_JONES-

Justin Jones



Dec 7 2008 7:39 AM

u still makin it at that hell hole
Lance.

Lance Lansdale



Nov 29 2008 9:53 PM

Queen Tina

Tina Bonetsky



Nov 24 2008 2:27 AM

I got you guys the PERFECT Christmas present!!
Dezi :)~

Dezi :)~



Nov 15 2008 8:29 PM

hey they are having karoake tonight..hit me up if you think about going...
Dezi :)~

Dezi :)~



Nov 2 2008 8:44 PM

hey it was a blast friday..i am thinking of hanging out there tonight..have a few and play pool..hit me up if you want..laters.
dez
Dezi :)~

Dezi :)~



Oct 30 2008 7:40 AM

white by birth Pictures, Images and Photos

I FOUND THIS BUTTON AND REMINDED ME OF LANCE..I POSTED ON HIS MYSPACE...LOL...ITS TRASH :)
Lance.

Lance Lansdale



Oct 23 2008 6:33 AM

Oh 1, 2, 3, you die. I' gay, gays are not emo. However, your mother is... lol.
Oliver Madly

Oliver Madly



Aug 15 2008 9:39 AM

Damn.. a chick that not only collects guns but also weilds a guitar, that's hot! we should chill sometime.

Oliver Madly Loves Ya Madly!



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Tina Bonetsky



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Queen Tina

Tina Bonetsky



Jul 3 2008 1:47 PM

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Queen Tina

Tina Bonetsky



Jun 15 2008 1:30 AM

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Queen Tina

Tina Bonetsky



May 29 2008 1:56 AM

Hey Jeffie, I just bought as my PET!
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Queen Tina

Tina Bonetsky



May 29 2008 1:31 AM

I just gave you a sticker for your profile.

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May 29 2008 1:10 AM

Hey Jeffie, I just bought you as my PET!
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Anthony Laviano



Apr 11 2008 9:09 AM

Look what I found buried in the bookmarks of one of my old computers...

http://fuzzydeath. freeservers. com/
Scua

Sara clairmont



Feb 14 2008 11:36 PM

bad valentines


HAPPY VALENTINES DAY!!!
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