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.Sarge.
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The Ultimate Myspace
Male
20 years old
MIRROR LAKE, New Hampshire
United States
Last Login: 4/6/2008
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.Sarge.'s Interests
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| Television | TVLAND FOREVA | | Heroes | I'd say Christopher Reeve, but I enjoy walking and swimming too.
Bruce Willis. 20 terrorists go into a building with Bruce Willis. NONE COME OUT. |
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.Sarge.'s Details
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| Status: | Single | | Orientation: | Straight | | Hometown: | Wouldn't you like to know. No molestation for you. | | Zodiac Sign: | Libra | | Smoke / Drink: | No / No | | Children: | Someday | | Education: | High school |
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Merry Christmas, emo and whiny kids of MySpace.
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About me:
I have always been angered to hear that one by one, people I know are being sucked into MySpace. I am still angered to hear this. More so now that I have one. It's an epidemic, and has claimed me as a victim. I feel dirty. A dirty that is somewhere between leperousy and Magicmarkers. A dirty of very biblical proportions. I now harbor a loathing for myself that only MySpace could bring about. And eating at McDonald's, but that's for another day.
Myspace is a place where I can whine, and as opposed to me being able to whine about my life in real life and having nobody listen, I can now whine, have nobody listen, and show up on a Google search. Woo-hoo. I hope to parody many of the MySpace accounts I may happen to encounter over my wonderful visit to the slums of the internet, ponder the meaning of life, debate the very issues that corrode the fabric of society and fester upon the human soul, as well as share with you all what brand of cereal I had for breakfast. Let's make it happen.
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Who I'd like to meet:
Your mother.
Just Kidding.
(Already have, if you know what I mean. Heh. And I think you DO. Yeah, YOUR mom. She did that thing with her tougue.)
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