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I'm darrel's pet. Come play with me so I can earn money! Pet Me! Feed Me! Adopt Your Own!
"I have a little angel that flies around with a hammer and hits everyone I love. I hope it beats the shit out of you!!!!" send this to everyone you care about, even me if you care, and if you get 8 you know you are loved, show sum love back♥"
1. When you are sad - I will help you get drunk and plot revenge against the sorry bastard who made you sad.
2. When you are blue - I will try to dislodge whatever is choking you.
3. When you smile - I will know that you finally got laid.
4. When you are worried - I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be and to quit whining.
5. When you are confused - I will use little words.
6. When you are scared - I will rag on you about it every chance I get.
7. When you are sick - Stay the hell away from me until you are well again. I don't want whatever you have.
8. When you fall - I will point and laugh at your clumsy ass.
This is my oath... I pledge it to the end. "Why?" you may ask. Because you are my friend.
Post this comment on 10 of your closest friends page and then get depressed because you can only think of 4. Remember: A good friend will help you move. A really good friend will help you move a body. Let me know if I ever need to bring a shovel!
