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Patrick Ryan Bauer
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		All your myspace are belong to us. Male 31 years old Minneapolis, MINNESOTA United States Last Login: 10/8/2009
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Patrick Ryan Bauer's Comedian Bio

Bio	Brand new funk!
Website	p-bau.com
Influences	Bll Hicks, Bill Cosby, Dean Johnson, Patton Owalt, my parents...
Members	Chris and Wayne.
TV Shows	Drinking With Ian, Big Bad Movie, and Last Comic Standing

Patrick Ryan Bauer's Interests

General	Comix.
Music	Devo!
Movies	Quentin Tarantino, Frank Capra, PT Anderson, Terry Gilliam, George A Romero, Coen brothers, Wes Anderson, Martin Scorsese, others...
Television	What's television?
Books	1984, Invisible Monsters, American Gods, and Breakfast of Champions...This is what I've read lately. I'm reading a book by Sarah Vowell and, after that, I'll be reading the first twenty pages of Ulysses before throwing it out the damn window.
Heroes	Erik Larsen, David Wain, Bill Hicks, Tey Parker, Matt Stone, Jello Biafra, Quentin Tarantino, Devo, and Dean Johnson.

Patrick Ryan Bauer's Details

Status:	In a Relationship
Here for:	Networking
Orientation:	Straight
Hometown:	Minneapolis
Body type:	6' 2" / Average
Ethnicity:	White / Caucasian
Religion:	Agnostic
Zodiac Sign:	Virgo
Smoke / Drink:	Yes / Yes
Children:	Someday
Education:	Some college
Occupation:	Comedian
Income:	Less than $30,000

Patrick Ryan Bauer's Schools

Cedar Alternative Ctr. Eagan, MINNESOTA Graduated: N/A Student status: Alumni	1995 to 1997
Eagan Sr. Eagan,Minnesota Graduated: 1997 Student status: Alumni Degree: None Clubs: The "still plan to make all of you fucking bastards pay for being sub-human, homophobic, racist, sexist, willingly idiotic pieces of shit, from hell." club. Also: The "sorry for being such a dick to those of you who were just trying to be nice to me. Yeah, there were more of you than I'd like to admit." club.	1994 to 1994
Washburn Sr. Minneapolis,Minnesota Graduated: 1997 Student status: Alumni Degree: None	1993 to 1994

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Professional Cockfighter	Oct 26 2009 11:49 PM Sparkle Picnic The Halloween Episode (S03E07) www.SparklePicnic.com \| digg it! \| 'WTFIASP?' \| Facebook ..
FAGGOT	Oct 24 2009 5:25 AM .. See the fantastic and shocking motion picture, KLOWNBOY CIRCUS OF GORE at the Riverview Theater (3800 42nd Ave S Minneapolis, MN 55406) on Saturday, Oct. 24th 2009! Movie starts at 12:00 AM $7.00 at the door. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=07uuvq3Hhag ONE SHOW ONLY
Cheryl Aster	Sep 29 2009 10:38 PM Thanks in advance for your support!! Cheryl Aster x ASTER MUSIC
Professional Cockfighter	Aug 3 2009 3:27 PM How many dollar and cent you have? Sparkle Picnic: Too Much Pricey www.SparklePicnic.com \| digg it! \| 'WTFIASP?' \| Facebook
Animal Rights Coalition	Jul 7 2009 10:00 PM Since our friends on Myspace are so important to us and we appreciate all of you, we want to give you a chance to show off your favorite non-human friend!!! We will be starting an album in our pics section just for our friends... If you want to add your favorite picture of you and yours, please email the picture to AnimalRightsCoalition@gmail.com... We don't want to miss any emails, so please put "Myspace Pics" in the subject line and please include your myspace url so we can tag you from our page... If you aren't interested in having your picture on our page, but have a story you want to share with us please feel free to post it in our blog or comment section... We would love to hear it... We have a very diverse group of friends and we appreciate and welcome everyone, and strongly encourage those of you that are not in our area to seek out an organization in your area... It is amazing what a difference one person can make... Thanks to all of our friends for showing us your support!!!!
Blood Root Mother	Jul 3 2009 8:13 PM Hello! I just wanted to stop by to say hello and give you a little update on what Blood Root Mother is up to! We will be recording an EP of new music in August, and we recently finished recording a live DVD. The DVD is currently unreleased and I actually just saw it for the first time yesterday. It features the last two performances with Tony Ellis still alive, and some footage from the tribute show we played on the night of his funeral. There are some cool covers, as well as some NEW music that will be on our upcoming EP. We're very excited about the new music and we'd like to share a sneak peak with you. Here's a video of a tune called Run Bobby Run: Let us know what you think! Peace, Elliot
Animal Rights Coalition	Jul 3 2009 7:52 PM July 4th Comments Myspace Comments
Professional Cockfighter	Jul 1 2009 2:45 AM Lock n load, it's time for the BRODEO! Sparkle Picnic: Brodeo www.SparklePicnic.com \| digg it! \| 'WTFIASP?'
jim rose circus	Jun 20 2009 2:18 AM yes my facebook got hacked so i have to start over.PLEASE join http://www.facebook.com/pages/Jim-Rose-Circus/73911349699?re f=share ..FANS FANS FANS this show is going to be amazing..keep checking this site for tour dates and updates we start on the west coast july 3rd thanks jim
Pop Haydn	Jun 14 2009 7:50 PM Colossal Medicine Show News! Antonio Hoyos will be joining us on the 16th of June, appearing as "The Great Antoine!" We are delighted that this great comedic performer can join our line-up. The Pop Haydn Post-Modern Medicine Show will be appearing at The Laugh Factory, 8001 Sunset Blvd. in Hollywood! One show at 8:00 PM. Pop will be joined by Professor Dave Bourne and the Medicine Show Band, Rob Zabrecky, Sophie Evans, Antonio Hoyos, Phil Van Tee and Pop's Candy Girls for a wonderful show of Old Time Music, magic, comedy and variety. It'll make you feel better! Tickets are $20 in advance, $25 at the door. 19th Century Attire Welcome! You can buy tickets at LaughFactory.com or call: 323-6561336 ext 1. For more information and video go to my Myspace Profile or: PopHaydn.com
Professional Cockfighter	Jun 8 2009 7:34 PM Domestic abuse is so funny! HaHAhaHAAAha?!?! Sparkle Picnic: Domestic Abuse www.SparklePicnic.com \| digg it! \| 'WTFIASP?'
Blood Root Mother	Jun 6 2009 3:41 AM What's up? Just stopping by to show some love :-) We appreciate that you're doing your own thing and glad that you're our friend! I wanted to share an insight that I had recently. Blood Root Mother really believe in the power of music. Genuine music transcends all limitations and boundaries, and happens when musicians and listeners are communicating with one another on the deepest level possible. In a society overcome by an obsession with flashy images and stale radio hits, we seek to do something that shakes the foundation of the status quo. Since the dawn of human civilization, music has been about sharing humanity and truly connecting with others. So stay connected with us, and join us on our journey. Peace, Elliot The artistic activity does not lie in art itself as such. It penetrates into a deeper world in which all art forms flow together, and in which the harmony of soul and cosmos in the nothing has its outcome in reality. -Bruce Lee
Ak Knowledge (LooKing to Book shows!)	Jun 4 2009 3:31 PM What'd up though?! Show on July 5th @ the Red Sea! with J. Spite, Young Son, and more! Check the myspace for more details! Also "One Step, Two" single from the new mixtape! Ak Knowledge; Volume TwO is on the page so go check it out! Add it to your page! Let me know what you think OnE
Smiling Politely Online Now!	May 29 2009 2:24 AM
Best Of Myspace Comedy	May 13 2009 8:14 PM Hey thanks for being a friend Please Visit our site myspace.com/slotcartv to see all of the Slotcar Episodes. ....
Best Of Myspace Comedy	Mar 19 2009 11:30 PM Hey thanks for being a friend Please CLICK HERE to see our Video of the Week. myspace.com/SLOTCARTV ..
Best Of Myspace Comedy	Mar 9 2009 12:26 AM Hey thanks for being a friend Please CLICK HERE to see our Comedy video of the Week. myspace. com/SLOTCARTV ..
Professional Cockfighter	Mar 3 2009 9:06 PM Is Death Comedy Jam on hiatus?
Professional Cockfighter	Mar 3 2009 9:03 PM Tip of the week: Gameworks. (I shot so many people with those heavy, plastic guns that the next day I felt like I had been doing push-ups all night)
Best Of Myspace Comedy	Feb 27 2009 12:53 AM Hey thanks for being a friend Please CLICK HERE to see our choice of Comedy of the Week. myspace. com/SLOTCARTV ..
Synapse Trap	Feb 26 2009 3:25 PM Synapse Trap the lights have gone out at my house music video RED VER. from yesisaidyes. com on Vimeo. Available on the Tremblin’ Hugs For Everyone mixtape (see Myspace profile bout how to git it!)
Manny	Feb 13 2009 9:33 PM
hollowmoll	Feb 12 2009 3:01 PM Be weary of the "Jim Rose"; he contacted me out of the blue here in FL saying he wanted to interview me for some magazine about him, asking for my # and inviting me to meet at some DT bar. Sounded shady and it never happened but kinda funny he's contacted us both. I've never met the guy, only saw his act once in '92 and have no mention of him on my page. Just sayin'. Perhaps he really is a friend o' yours... Anyway, how are you? How's the comedy? Seems like alot of people are dropping off the Myspace. Hang in there...
jim rose circus	Feb 1 2009 10:15 PM Hi Im going to be in your area soon. Im writing a new book about the people I meet on the road. We should throw a small party together. If you want to hang out ,message me at my other site here www. myspace. com/toohotforfizzle We dont read the messages at the circus site. There are too many there and hard to manage
Melange (LAST SONG UP NOW!)	Jan 30 2009 6:39 AM Hey! Be sure to check out our new song entitled: "Bankruptcy Has Never Been Better Under The New Law", off of our brand new, soon to be released EP entitled " Theres No Such Thing As Bad Luck, You've Done It Yourself You Miserable Fuck" Tell us what you think. Love always, Melange

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