Patrick Ryan Bauer
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30 years old
Minneapolis, MINNESOTA
United States
Last Login: 5/26/2009
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Patrick Ryan Bauer's Comedian Bio
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| Bio | Brand new funk! | | Website | p-bau.com | | Influences | Bll Hicks, Bill Cosby, Dean Johnson, Patton Owalt, my parents... | | Members | Chris and Wayne. | | TV Shows | Drinking With Ian, Big Bad Movie, and Last Comic Standing |
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Patrick Ryan Bauer's Interests
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| General | Comix. | | Music | Devo! | | Movies | Quentin Tarantino, Frank Capra, PT Anderson, Terry Gilliam, George A Romero, Coen brothers, Wes Anderson, Martin Scorsese, others... | | Television | What's television? | | Books | 1984, Invisible Monsters, American Gods, and Breakfast of Champions...This is what I've read lately. I'm reading a book by Sarah Vowell and, after that, I'll be reading the first twenty pages of Ulysses before throwing it out the damn window. | | Heroes | Erik Larsen, David Wain, Bill Hicks, Tey Parker, Matt Stone, Jello Biafra, Quentin Tarantino, Devo, and Dean Johnson. |
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Patrick Ryan Bauer's Details
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| Status: | Single | | Here for: | Networking | | Orientation: | Straight | | Hometown: | Minneapolis | | Body type: | 6' 2" / Average | | Ethnicity: | White / Caucasian | | Religion: | Agnostic | | Zodiac Sign: | Virgo | | Smoke / Drink: | Yes / Yes | | Children: | Someday | | Education: | Some college | | Occupation: | Comedian | | Income: | Less than $30,000 |
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Patrick Ryan Bauer's Schools
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Cedar Alternative Ctr.
Eagan, MINNESOTA
Graduated: N/A
Student status: Alumni
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1995 to 1997 |
Eagan Sr.
Eagan,Minnesota
Graduated: 1997
Student status: Alumni
Degree: None
Clubs: The "still plan to make all of you fucking bastards pay for being sub-human, homophobic, racist, sexist, willingly idiotic pieces of shit, from hell." club.
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The "sorry for being such a dick to those of you who were just trying to be nice to me. Yeah, there were more of you than I'd like to admit." club.
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1994 to 1994 |
Washburn Sr.
Minneapolis,Minnesota
Graduated: 1997
Student status: Alumni
Degree: None
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1993 to 1994 |
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10 easy steps to help you become a famous stand up comic!
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Hack premise, stolen joke, big fake ego.
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