About me: (This should scroll like a Star Wars intro)... From the quiet pastoral scenes of the foothills of Constantine, MI emerged a man that defied all traditional views of what a man should be. Don't call him the usual. Don't call him boring. Whatever you do... for the love of God... Do NOT call him pretty! Im...whatever. I don't expect most of you to read this and for those of you who do I must tell you that It is extremely hard to capture the essence of a person in a few paragraphs, so do yourself a favor and stop reading because you probably know me already and there's nothing more I can do or say to introduce myself.
Who I'd like to meet: Mick Foley, A supermodel who really digs fat guys, Telemarketers (So I can punch them in the mouth), Everclear, and myself in 10 years.
awe boo... i miss you too... I'll be coming home in a couple weeks if you wanna see me... my phone broke and i don't have your number anymore.. but you should text me sometime...
I love your intro!! lol, the Star Wars scroll would definitely be perfect :) And yes, while it is very difficult to describe someone in a few paragraphs, lol, you did a pretty good job of giving us all a nice glimpse of the Larry we know and love :)
I know that I am not the 27th person on your friends list. It's very dissapointing. You should really think about moving me up...or I will come to MI and destroy you! lol I miss you!
paul needs a pick-me-up... call kenny and you two get your asses to big rapids... i'll even cook for you guys! you could either stay with paul or i, doesn't matter... just make it happen ;)
OMG If I have to hear how sweet and funny and super amazing you are one more freakin time the texting will be snuffed out LOL It is too cute actually she has her southern drawl going the whole time lol you need to come hang so she can put the phone down that is her new permanent attachment.
Hey Bro!! I miss you!! So when are you coming down for the wedding?? I have you outfit already bought and stuff. My phone is broke but call mom and let me know the details. You can stay here at Donalds if you want. Call mom and give her the details ASAP!!! Don't make me go bridezilla on you ass!! lol cus I will yo.
