Brian

www.myspace.com/beerdonkey699

I'm the dude playin the dude disguised as the other dude.Mood: pirate pirate18 hours ago view more

  • 34 / Male
  • BRANDON, Florida, US
  • Last Login: 7/5/2009

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Interests

  • General

    My sister.



  • Music

    I'll listen to just about anything in the Ipod and some things not yet there. Coolest Dancing Kid
  • Movies

    Boondock Saints, Fight Club, Transporter, Trainspotting, Saving Private Ryan, Legends of the fall, The Departed, Armageddon, Meet the Parents, stuff like that are my favorite things to watch when I feel like sitting in one spot for an extended period.
  • Television

    Rescue me and Heroes are about the only things I watch. That and the news in the mornings to get the weather report.

  • Books

    I've read everything I can find by Dan Brown. I also like John Grisham... stuff like that

  • Heroes

    People who sacrifice themselves for others. Soldiers, paramedics, firefighters, nurses, intergallactic conquistadors. clowns.

Companies

Schools

  • Armwood High School

    • Seffner,Florida
    • Graduated: 1992
    • Student status: Alumni
    • Degree: High School Diploma
    • Clubs: Football
    1989 to 1992

Details

  • Status: Single
  • Here for: Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends
  • Hometown: Your Panties
  • Orientation: Straight
  • Body type: 6' 3" / Some extra baggage
  • Ethnicity: Other
  • Religion: Agnostic
  • Zodiac Sign: Scorpio
  • Children: Someday
  • Smoke / Drink: Yes / Yes
  • Education: Some college
  • Occupation: I be skrippin on weekends
  • Income: Less than $30,000

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About me:

Brian loooooooves football. Sunday is the only day he'll take off. He's a workaholic too, but has finally come to the realization that there is more to life than telephone cable. Brian has a big heart and loves animals (shhh! that's supposed to be a secret). I think he secretly wishes he were Superman. Brian ain't nothin but a pimp and Brian loves lamp. .. .. ....

Who I'd like to meet:

"Janice, I apologize to you if I don't seem real eager to jump into a forced awkward intimate situation that people like to call dating. I don't like the feeling. You're sitting there, you're wondering do I have food on my face, am I eating, am I talking too much, are they talking enough, am I interested I'm not really interested, should I play like I'm interested but I'm not that interested but I think she might be interested but do I want to be interested but now she's not interested? So all of the sudden I'm getting, I'm starting to get interested... And when am I supposed to kiss her? Do I have to wait for the door cause then it's awkward, it's like well goodnight. Do you do like that ass-out hug? Where you like, you hug each other like this and your ass sticks out cause you're trying not to get too close or do you just go right in and kiss them on the lips or don't kiss them at all? It's very difficult trying to read the situation. And all the while you're just really wondering are we gonna get hopped up enough to make some bad decisions? Perhaps play a little game called "just the tip". Just for a second, just to see how it feels. Or, ouch, ouch you're on my hair"



Comments

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  • Jun 30 2009 11:00 PM

    TAG NUMBER BEERDONKEY............TAG NUMBER.
    dont make me has 2 buss yer kneecaps!
  • Jun 29 2009 3:30 PM





  • Jun 22 2009 1:50 PM

    that was funny. you're the best man.
  • Jun 22 2009 3:04 AM

    YO. I'M COMING BACK TO FL. FOR A WHILE.
  • Jun 21 2009 2:51 PM

    dinner this afternoon for my boys:Filet mignon, corn on the cob, salad and LOTS of BEEEEEERRRRR.

    I just put ice in the cooler! See ya in a bit ;)
  • Jun 21 2009 1:38 PM

    yeah thats what she said. what did yall do?
  • Jun 21 2009 1:26 PM

    how was your date???? i haven't heard from ya all week
  • Jun 9 2009 9:12 PM

    Fatties Pictures, Images and Photos
  • Jun 6 2009 1:51 PM

    Nice text you sent me!  You always make me laugh! 
  • Jun 2 2009 10:07 PM

    That tag line pissed me the phuck off!!!!
  • May 30 2009 10:34 AM

    ohhhh how  i love when you sing to me build me up butter cup!!! MAUH!
  • May 21 2009 2:21 AM

    He did good! Your boy is GREAT!!!!
  • May 11 2009 2:26 AM

    Hey B! Gosh it's been awhile since I've talked to you and Marisa! I'm heading up to O'briens for sink or swim from 6-8. Didn't know if you were planning on headin gup there. If you do, I'll see then. :)
  • May 7 2009 2:54 PM

    Awesome...yeah ill be gettin there sometime friday afternoonish and were goin up to see nine inch nails on saturday and leave on sunday...so i will give you a call when we get up there..
  • May 6 2009 9:12 PM

    I call BULLSHIT!!! I know 4 a effin fact you're fishin in our lake with a beautiful woman and a mean cop!!
  • May 6 2009 9:12 PM

    ohh so you're back and your ass aint called nobody yet!! i see how it is!!!!!!!!
  • May 6 2009 9:12 PM

    hey youll be in tampa when ill be in tampa!
  • Apr 24 2009 3:51 AM

    Thank you pumpkin!!!! How have you been
  • Apr 23 2009 11:09 PM

    what's up man? soon to be the deca delight.
  • Apr 18 2009 3:57 AM

    We're having peeps over tonight.
    It's not the same with out crazy b-cizzle and Marisssssa!