About me:
Brian loooooooves football. Sunday is the only day he'll take off. He's a workaholic too, but has finally come to the realization that there is more to life than telephone cable. Brian has a big heart and loves animals (shhh! that's supposed to be a secret). I think he secretly wishes he were Superman. Brian ain't nothin but a pimp and Brian loves lamp.
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Who I'd like to meet:
"Janice, I apologize to you if I don't seem real eager to jump into a forced awkward intimate situation that people like to call dating. I don't like the feeling. You're sitting there, you're wondering do I have food on my face, am I eating, am I talking too much, are they talking enough, am I interested I'm not really interested, should I play like I'm interested but I'm not that interested but I think she might be interested but do I want to be interested but now she's not interested? So all of the sudden I'm getting, I'm starting to get interested... And when am I supposed to kiss her? Do I have to wait for the door cause then it's awkward, it's like well goodnight. Do you do like that ass-out hug? Where you like, you hug each other like this and your ass sticks out cause you're trying not to get too close or do you just go right in and kiss them on the lips or don't kiss them at all? It's very difficult trying to read the situation. And all the while you're just really wondering are we gonna get hopped up enough to make some bad decisions? Perhaps play a little game called "just the tip". Just for a second, just to see how it feels. Or, ouch, ouch you're on my hair"




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Aug 4 2009 11:49 AM
cucumber, a pickle, and a penis sitting around talking about how their
lives sucked. The cucumber "Man, my life sucks. When I get big, fat,
and juicy, they cut me up and stick me on a salad." The pickle looks at
him and says, "You think you have it bad? When I get big, fat, and
juicy, they stick me in vinegar, put spices on me, and stick me in a
jar." The penis looks at him and says, "You think you have it rough?
When I get big, fat, and juicy, they stick a rubber strap on my head,
stick me in a dark room, and bang my head against the wall until I
throw up and pass out!.
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