Going out, Boxing, 4-wheeling, Beastiality, swimming, turtle scoffing, Golden Showers, hiking in the woods, Making women feel inferior, shitting, filming and editing, That thing where you slide a girls panties to the side and have sex with them, Eating meat, Farting really loud in public, Clubbing seals, Crying children, voting, Sexy bitches, laughing at the elderly.
Music
White Stripes, Rolling Stones, Guns and Fuckin' Roses, Oasis, Snoop D O Double Jizzle, The Hives, The Doodletown Pipers, Creedence Clearwater Revival, Jesse And The Rippers, Bob Seger, Alot of QFM, CD101, Pretty much anything thats good under the influence of strong narcotics.
Movies
Best movie ever, Kill Bill. Tarantino is a bad bad man. I also like Stand By Me, Slingblade, (MmmmHmmm) Pulp Fiction, The Devils Rejects, The Big Lebowski, Waiting, Pootie Tang, Seven, American Gangster, The Hills Have Eyes, Saw 1 2 3,4,5. The Dark Knight. God Dayum, that shit was balls to the wall, No Country For Old Men, Any Porn, Superbad, The Incredible Hulk, Running Scared, Grindhouse, Anything with titties or an old school 80's Hairpie is nice, Invasion USA, Theres so many I cant even think really.
Television
Simpsons, South Park, Family Guy, Seinfeld, Curb Your Enthusiasm, Arrested Development, SNL, Comedy Central. Boxing, MSNBC, Twilight Zone, A-Team, Hee Haw, Dave Chappelle, Monday Night Raw, The Flavor Of Love, The Horse Radish Hour, Wonder Showzen, Mr. Show, Letterman, Jimmy Kimmel Live,and anything else thats entertaining.
Rolling Stone, Playboy, Under Your Balls Quarterly, FHM, Maxim, Napalm and Silly Putty,The Hardcore Diarys, The Newspaper. I Am America (And So Can You) "My life as a Sex Godess" The Cathy Bates Story. "Too Fat To Fish"-Artie Lange
Heroes
Myself, My Family, President George W. Bush. And The Incredible Hulk is pretty whipass too.
About me: I thought that my home was my castle, With noone scrutinizing me. No Pigs, no lyin bitch, no hassle. You all are brutilizing me. Can a man not drink his beer in silence? Can a man not crudly lie in shame? Can a man not control his bitch with violence? You all are brutalizing me. You all are brutalizing me.
My name is Dennis Moyer and I live on the Northeastern banks of outer Bremen Ohio. I love going to concerts. Ive been to well over 100. I like to swim, Im pretty much the baddest man on the planet. Plain and Simple. I can make Macaroni and Cheese better than anyone in the Universe. (Look it up) I like to ride 4 wheelers, Go to mass amouts of concerts in my day. I am currently trying to start my own filming and editing business. Anyone who has ever tried to start there own business knows its a pain in the ass. I recently got hair plugs in my chest because im trying hard to prove my manliness to the world. I like to make fun of people that cant help their misfortunes. I also enjoy looking at my arms and ass in the mirror. I like to make women and children feel inferior. I enjoy masturbating 6-8 times a day. (on average) Drinking and driving is always a good time. Public hangings are fun. Ummm, What else?.....Oh, running over a small childs kitten or dog is always entertaining, Littering, Dropping pennies off of tall skyscrapers, wearing very expensive fur coats, Burning coal and tires, dumping paint thinner in sewers, spilling large vats of oil in the ocean, Hunting Elephants for their ivory tusks and selling them for very high prices, participating in plenty of douchebaggery and there's plenty plenty more. I would one day like a large protest group or small country to burn a straw effigy of myself. That way I know ive made an impact on peoples lives.
Who I'd like to meet: George W. Bush, Donald Rumsfeld, Larry David, Mike Tyson, Myself in 50 years, Vince McMahon, Roger Waters, David Gilmour, Sam Kinison, John Fogerty, Jack White, Meg White, Don King, Howard Stern, Jesse Seesholz, Matt Groening, Stacy Keibler, Shakira, Peter Griffin, Ted Nugent, Ronald Reagan, Shaun Wheeler, Artie Lange, Conan OBrien, Jack Daniels, God, The guy who discovered masturbation, Sam Kinison, Michael Jordan, Drew Barrymore, Bob Dylan, Kurt Cobain, Camel Toe Annie, Lou Ferrigno, My Guardian Angel, Rick James, Johnny Depp, George Foreman, Cathy Bates, Quentin Tarantino, Liam and Noel Gallagher, Vanilla Ice, Burt Reynolds Mustache, The Undertaker, Richard Pryor, Dave Chappelle, David Cross, Bob Oedenkirk, Axl Rose, Slash, Johnny Cash, Billy Idol, Dick Cheney, Christopher Walken, Penn and Teller, Jimmy Page, Robert Plant, George, Paul, John and Ringo, Duckman, Ozzy Osbourne, Dane Cook, My 6 bastard children, Billy Bob Thorton, Flava Flav, Mick Jagger, Keith Richards, Rick Deris, Ron Jeremy, Randy Savage, Chuck Norris, Seth McFarlane, Bob Seger, Andy Dick, Hulk Hogan, Dave Letterman, Jerry Seinfeld, Toby Keith, Trey Parker, The Quiznos Subs Creatures, Matt Stone, Jim Davis, The Rock, Jimmy Kimmell, OJ Simpson, Hank Williams Jr, The X-Men, Kid Rock, Will Ferrell, Im sure theres others but I cant think of anymore.
PAST!!
PRESENT!!
FUTURE!!
One of Dennis Moyer's Top Doggs and the Young Cat that sprang from his loins!!!! Remember the name Che Ortiz, because he will be catching WBA and WBC Titles by the time your children are stealing Old Milwaukee Lights from the garage fridge. Stand aside "Iron" Cassius Foreman because your match has spawned.
Dennis I swear to God if you mess with my page one more time Im going to cut off your penis & sell it to the Chinese for research on male erectile disfunction!
don't remember if you was the one who gave me copies of the woodstock pics or not... but i was flippin through my scrapbook today and thought ya might enjoy this!
