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michael's Interests
General
INTERESTS Magic. Movies. Stories. Crushed Black Pepper. Memories. The sound of driving over a grated bridge. (You know that HMMMMMMMM noise as you pass over the middle part)
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name:
Michael Carbonaro
Birthday:
Yes
Birthplace:
Eww!
Current Location:
40°29'40"N to 45°0'42"N
Eye Color:
Brown
Hair Color:
Brown
Height:
5' 14"
Right Handed or Left Handed:
With one hand I write, the other I think
Your Heritage:
Historical
The Shoes You Wore Today:
are stolen
Your Weakness:
my perfect pizza
Your Fears:
my weakness
Your Perfect Pizza:
AGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHH!
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year:
Lrning too typp
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger:
"I WON'T MAKE OUT WITH YOU GRANDMA!"
Thoughts First Waking Up:
I know where I am... but who am I?.... and why?
Your Best Physical Feature:
That's very sweet of you, thank you.
Your Bedtime:
Has been extended because of good behaivior
Your Most Missed Memory:
I don't miss memories, I miss moments, that's what memories are for.
Pepsi or Coke:
Coke
MacDonalds or Burger King:
Hell No
Single or Group Dates:
Like orgies? ok.
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea:
Is this gonna be on the final?
Chocolate or Vanilla:
Chocolate (and peanut butter)
Cappuccino or Coffee:
At what age am I gonna have to stop drinking 2 pots of coffee a day?
Do you Smoke:
Only in front of children, then I cough and break a blood capsule in my mouth and start screaming I CAN'T BREATHE! -as a lesson.
Do you Swear:
Never. Fuck, no. It's immoral.
Do you Sing:
In short random bursts, yes. usually like an 80's song that I don't know the lyrics to.
Do you Shower Daily:
I conserve water, by bathing in the sink.
Have you Been in Love:
i think so.
Do you want to go to College:
Again?
Do you want to get Married:
I don't care. maybe. leave me alone.
Do you belive in yourself:
I believe in Crystal Light.
Do you get Motion Sickness:
Oddly, only while standing still.
Do you think you are Attractive:
It's why I play with myself so much.
Are you a Health Freak:
It's why I play with myself so much.
Do you get along with your Parents:
Yes.
Do you like Thunderstorms:
Yes. -and Thundercats.
Do you play an Instrument:
It's why I play with myself so much.
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol:
nope
In the past month have you Smoked:
Some Salmon.
In the past month have you been on Drugs:
Is my Mom gonna see this?
In the past month have you gone on a Date:
Yes.
In the past month have you gone to a Mall:
a mall?
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos:
No. But I laughed while chewing a saltine, and spit out little crumbs like confetti. It was fun. Try it. What else are you doing? Nothing. You're reading my stupid survey. Go get some Saltines!
In the past month have you eaten Sushi:
Yes.
In the past month have you been on Stage:
Yes. Yes.
In the past month have you been Dumped:
Yes. But I "corrected her." For I have always been the care-taker here.
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping:
Yes. But I was afraid of fish biting my... I'm just so paranoid all the time.
In the past month have you Stolen Anything:
These shoes.
Ever been Drunk:
I think I was once, but I'm not sure, because I blacked out.
Ever been called a Tease:
I've been called TO tease.
Ever been Beaten up:
Yes. Doug Johnson. I still have a mark in my eye from it.
Ever Shoplifted:
Fine, I'LL FUCKING GIVE THE SHOES BACK!
How do you want to Die:
While passing a piece of micro-film to someone and saying something like, "127 East Harbor Avenue... Midnight, hide the cheese...."
What do you want to be when you Grow Up:
That question just made me smile.
What country would you most like to Visit:
The U.S.- I'm always living here. Be nice to just visit from time to time.
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color:
Red, with like yellow around the pupil. Oblong Pupils a plus.
Favourite Hair Color:
Warm Chestnut Brown. (702 in Clairol)
Short or Long Hair:
Short in the back, and really long bangs. Like trippable bangs.
Height:
5' 11" ONLY!
Weight:
95
Best Clothing Style:
Yes. That would be a plus.
Number of Drugs I have taken:
Number of drugs I have taken in a boy/girl?... is that section finished now? How bout a warning? Jeez.
GARDEN STATE SOUNDTRACK............WILCO...........QUEEN
Movies
EVERYTHING WILL BE OK by Don Hertzfeld. ....TOP SECRET.......,BUGCRUSH..........HEDWIG
Television
I hardly watch. (I should, I know) It's healthy. Like smoking. I'm boycotting since they cancelled Arrested Development.
Books
DRY. DEVICE AND ILLUSION. .... I'M NOT MYSELF THESE DAYS....I keep carrying FOUNTAINHEAD around, but have not even started... I just keep just touring around the world with it-.... It's been to London and everything!
Heroes
Smoked Turkey with Tomato, Lettuce on Whole Wheat. David Copperfield. Freddy Kruger. MOM
ABOUT ME:
I'm an actor, director, entertainer, magician who lives in NY. I like all things bizzare. I love peanut butter. Maybe too much. And cats. Love talking and laughing with other crazy people.
ACTING DEMO REEL
Who I'd like to meet: Myself. I'd like to meet myself while walking down the street and thinking I was so damn unique and one of a kind, then BAM! Bump right into myself. And myself would say, "How funny, I was just thinking about you" and I'd say, "Thats because your always thinking about yourself" He'd get mad. Then we'd wrestle.
Say Michael, Is that glass coffee table from Another Gay Movie for sale? It would make a simply fabulous conversation piece at my next cocktail party. Truly.
i JUST WANTED to say hey and thanx for the add. You were really good in Not Another Gay Movie. It was a good movie not a comming out story. Mad props for the movie.
Peter Stickles wowwed audiences performing with the Bindlestilff Family Cirkus. He slayed them at Galapagos with Vicious Vaudeville. Theatre-goers were perplexed and shocked watching him at La Mama. And now, Mr. Stickles brings his talent to you again with... Billy Boy
You put me in mind of an old boyfriend from the long ago. He was young, clever, magical in a way, and did tricks. He also did a great disappearing act which after all these years I’ve really never quite forgiven him for.
"michael dreamt Debbie Harry went down on him " You must be out of your mind hon chil. That sounds simply awfeel. Living in NY all these years has fried your brain. Think Peoria. It might do you worlds of good.
First you do the eyes. Next, do the nails, fix the hair and adorn yourself in a fabulous frock. Then you pick up the telephone, call a rich former boyfriend, and ask him to take you to your favorite restaurant. Now wasn’t that easy. Anyone can do it.
