roller derby. read my derby blogs on mainetoday.com. Go to Whip it Good!
Music
local. and some other stuff. take me to lunch/dinner/drinks and we'll discuss
Movies
LOTR + High Fidelity + Eternal Sunshine of a Spotless Mind + Napoleon Dynamite + Old School + School of Rock + Edward Scissorhands + Dream for an Insomniac + Royal Tenenbaums + Life Aquatic + Overboard + Anchorman + Amelie + Crouching Tiger Hidden Dragon + Heathers + Dancer in the Dark + Almost Famous + 28 Days Later + dark crystal + super troopers + I heart huckabees + Flirting with Disaster + star wars + Goonies
Television
...and...
Books
LOTR + Dude Where's My Country + Black Like Me + Everything in its Path + Love Signs + Born on a Rotten Day + Mrs. Mike + Lenore + do you love me or am i just paranoid? : the serial monogamist's guide to love + Harry Potter + Clan of the Cave Bear
About me: I'm not on myspace much. Hook up with me on Facebook -www.facebook.com/punchyoguts.
i don't readily divulge information about myself, but if you ask direct questions you get candid answers and probably more information than you wanted. i will tell you a few things, though. i don't touch unfinished wood. i'm afraid of contact lenses. one time i tried to get contacts and i yacked and then passed out. don't touch your eyeballs in front of me or i'll throw up again. i like to watch scary movies in the dark. i terrorize children, especially my own.
i can't write the things i love or you'll think i'm a drunk whore. not that i care, i just don't want your illicit offers to fuck me. because i won't fuck you.
oh. and i'm a super loyal friend, should i choose to become your friend. i'll threaten to stomp the girl who stands in front of you at a Moby concert, i'll buy you beer and drugs when your boyfriend fucks some discusting whore, i'll get your nakeds back, i won't judge when you fuck that guy who pinned your nakeds to the bulletin board at the Phoenix, i'll pick you up in Saco after you get fucked by a retarded comedian (who is known to have a needle dick, i'm not even sure how he ever knocked anyone up), i'll steal things from bars that you insist on having, i won't punch you in the face when you are a complete bitch who i hate, and so on.
and then there is roller derby. how i love the derby: http://www.mainerollerderby.com/bios/punchyoguts.html
Roller derby double header! Boston Massacre rematch against Rocky Mountain Rollergirls, & the Cosmonaughties take on last season’s champs the Wicked Pissahs. Buy tickets here or at the door, it will be a blast! xo see you there
Tune in to WBLM next Wednesday night (13th) for Greetings from 207 at 8:00. Our song Movie Star will be played! Thanks to Charlie Gaylord for the play and thanks too you for your support!!!
It's the annual Dirty Derby Prom, Saturday (tomorrow)! Drinking, dancing, photobooth, karaoke, with yr local roller derby team! Tickets available online ONLY. Click here to buy.
Heard you were MVP! I voted for you in spirit. Would of been there but I had to work. :( I have a copy of that comic for you so you better come get it!
Slugs and kisses
Gunner.
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