Comics, customizing action figures, video games (mainly Nintendo Wii), movies, drawing, writing, sculpting, eating (tacos, pizza, hoagies, meat loaf), early Silver Age Flash comics and anything with either Legend of Zelda or zombies.
Music
U2 was freakin' awesome in concert, Mighty Mighty Boss Tones were good too, Bare Naked Ladies had Red vs Blue between sets, jazz, most of that 90's music that gets overlooked between the Age of Grunge and the Rise of the BritneyBots
Movies
Star Wars, Indiana Jones, Superman 1 & 2, X-Men & X2 & X3 (woo-hoo hat trick!), Spider-Man, Batman Begins, Dawn of the Dead, the Princess Bride (best killing line "I want my father back, you son of a bitch.") Fantastic Four, Fifth Element, Big Trouble in Little China, Big Fish, Doom, Dune, Children of Dune, Chronicales of Riddick (King Conan much?), Donnie Darko, Hellboy, Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, Sky Captain and the World of Tomorrow
Television
G1 Transformers, Beast Wars, Justice League Unlimited (RIP), Big O, Dragon Ball Z, Gilligans Island, Lupin 3rd, Invader Zim, Trigun, Robot Chicken, Venture Brothers, Heroes, CSI & CSI New York, NCIS, Lost season 1 (since then they've just been winging it)
Books
books... books... wow, they still make those? out of paper and everything? wow the 21st century really isn't meeting my expectations...
oh, I AM LEGEND!
Heroes
Optimus Prime. When I was a little kid, my Dad was always working so I had to look elsewhere for a male role model. Optimus was strong but cared for others and did what was right. He lead from the front and he never gave an order he himself wasn't willing to do. I freely admit to crying in the movie theatre at 6 years old when he died. You see, my Dad drove an 18 wheeler and he was supposed to take me but he had to work. Now that I think about it, he woke me up every morning until I was 16 by sayng "It's time to transform and roll out." I guess my dad knew more about me then I ever thought...
"...and the cats in the cradle with the silver spoon..."
You have no idea how many years of therapy were wasted for me to have realized that now, like this...
And Alexander the Great. The fact that this is the name history remembers him with says it all.
Hmm... how not to sound egotistical... I'm 29, roughly 6'4"-6'5", about 210-220 pounds and a Capricorn. Nearly spent enough time in college to become a doctor except for the not going to class thing. Spent a couple of years as a Banker (easiest promotions I ever got) but I just got sick of the money. It just became numbers to me, so I guess I just didn't have the in-born greed to do it forever. So I left that to sell fish (farthest thing from money I could think of) but because I was good with numbers (and hurt my back) they moved me to the front of the store so I had to deal with money again. I used to man a self checkout at a supermarket but I don't intend to do that forever. I mean, it's basically George Jetson's job: "light turns red, push button", had a laser gun... but then they went and kinda promoted me, so now I'm also working the Service Desk, the one place in the store where my special brand of polite rudeness and technical correctness are accepted and seen as the God-given talents they are. You know the %200 return policy garbage? Not only have I never used it but I'm not sure how to put it through the system.
Even that I'm considering giving up. I'm a god damn SUPER VILLAIN for Christ sake. All I need is a good nemesis. And don't worry I'm not the "shoot you and torment your family" kind of Super Villain. I'm more the "overly elaborate death trap" kind. But that doesn't mean I'm soft! Fuck with me and I'll destroy the whole East Coast with an ISLAND VOLCANO and an A-BOMB I can get ARMY SURPLUS, I MEAN IT! I'LL DO IT!
Honestly, this is a REALLY boring job if there's no one to work with/against. Just consider it "social networking" that you may be able to file as a deduction on you taxes
You Are 100% Evil
You're the most evil person you know.
The devil is even a little scared of you!
You have all the tools you need to be a success - both professionally and personally.
You'll probably go beyond reaching your goals. You'll change the world (at least a little).
You are the true face of 4chan. You're the type of person who finds racist jokes and sick humor hilarious, raids CoS, makes personal army requests whenever you see someone you dislike on Youtube, gets off to 5-year-olds, and calls Gamestop at 3 AM to ask for Battletoads. You scare me... and yet, I love you.
Who I'd like to meet: Really anybody but as far as "lifestyle" goes, I like the ladies. I try my best to be a gentleman but some women make that so damn hard to do these days.
Oh, and Stephen Colbert. "I TEACH Sunday School, Mother Fucker!"
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Dude, jatpacks are the fad of tomorrow. Next thing we know, kids will be flying around on them. You know those heelie fuck shoes thinger-mchgigs? Well you won't be seeing them anymore. And while you are thanking God for the lack of those stupid shoe's, you'll be cursing him at the same time, due to the fact that jetpacks are loud as shit, and you are garuntee'd to have a headach 24/7 as long as kids are flying the fuck around.
While you side with Jack Thompson, (because childeren won't stop yelling "killing spree!1!" after every 5 kills from their sniper rifle; in which they learnt how to use by playing GTA), you will be going out to buy your own jet pack. That's when the sad truth lays in. For you see, they only make child jet packs. And those custom adult sized jet packs will run you up 68347657896738a57837$.
Then eventually, some guy will make a line of official adult jet packs, and the kids will stop flying them because they seen it isn't "cool" anymore. Give them a year or two and they'll move onto teleportation machines. Planes will be a thing of the past, and the internet will rule everyone as it has finally has emerged from it's shell and taken a home in everyones head. The amish will be seen as our last hope, but their stubborness mixed within their dumbass...ness, will be their/our downfall. But atleast no fucking heelies.
Dude what is up with your About me thing. It starts off normal...surpisingly. Then it seems like your freakining out about something. All the sudden I start reading the lyrics of spider pig....O.o;; Well it's you so I guess that's to be suspected.LOL. Well see you at work whenever.....I forgot the next time you have work.LOL. byes
