Trace
Trace Carter
Trace Carter there's nowhere you can be that isn't where you're meant to be

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28 years old
Richmond, Virginia
United States



Last Login: 10/30/2009
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    Trace's Interests
General sketch comedy, kindergarten, kids' lit, ghost stories, pub songs, involuntary lycanthropy, 1KBWC, anapestic tetrameter, chicago, lifesize metaphors shakily based in quantum mechanics, the tenth dimension, the justice league, drunken wikipedia, marcus brody, eddie izzard, horcruxes(!), pancho gonzalez (click here for maps of pancho pitches worldwide)
Musicben folds, jonathan coulton, gnarls barkley, apples in stereo, mates of state, magnetic fields, rilo kiley, badly drawn boy, the bees, the mountain goats, the cure, the kinks, sufjan stevens, the go! team, death cab, david bowie, beck, the arctic monkeys, cat stevens, paul simon, james taylor, elvis costello, willie nelson, bill shatner, jenny lewis, the pipettes, driveshaft(?!), regina spektor
Moviesfield of dreams, the hudsucker proxy, the truman show, the fugitive, beautiful girls, jurassic park, back to the future, batman 1966, batman 2005, amelie, jaws, donnie darko, this is spinal tap, waiting for guffman, clue, noises off!, colossus: the forbin project, ghostbusters, garden state, X2, unbreakable, flight of the navigator, wag the dog, lemony snicket, eternal sunshine, little miss sunshine, i heart huckabees, rear window, the dish
TelevisionLOST, heroes, the office, pitagora suiichi, batman: the animated series, Everyday Italian
Booksharry potter, his dark materials, the phantom tollbooth, harold and the purple crayon, the areas of my expertise, the life and times of scrooge mcduck, the elegant universe, the little prince, catch-22, bee season, jitterbug perfume, BONE, breakfast of champions, kavalier and clay, zen and the art of motorcycle maintenance, city of light city of dark, bear vs shark, holes, a prayer for owen meany, on liberty, the bush-hater's handbook, mcsweeney's, dave eggers', nick hornby's, caleb carr's, terry pratchett's, douglas adams', william james', calvin & hobbes collections, dad's grail diary
Heroes ..
Groups: Hot Teachers of AmericaGryffindor[adult swim]Take Back The White House 2008MST 3000 Fan Club 2.0Association to Bring Back the High-FiveIron Man Movie GroupThis American Life

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     Trace's Details
Status:In a Relationship
Here for:Friends
Orientation:Straight
Hometown:Lisle, IL
Body type:5' 11"
Zodiac Sign:Virgo
Children:Someday
Education:College graduate
Occupation:Kindergarten Teacher

   Trace's Schools
College Of William And Mary
Williamsburg, VA
Graduated: N/A
Major:
 

2007 to 2007
College Of William And Mary
Williamsburg, VIRGINIA
Graduated: 2003
Student status: Alumni
Degree: Bachelor's Degree
Major: Psychology & Elementary Education
Clubs: Delta Phi, 7th Grade Sketch Comedy
 

1999 to 2003
Naperville North High School
Naperville, ILLINOIS
Graduated: 1999
Student status: Alumni
Degree: High School Diploma
Clubs: NNHS On Location
 

1995 to 1999

   Trace's Networking
Publishing - Writer - Novelist
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   Trace's Companies
Mad Science
Warrenville, IL US
mad scientist (yup)

August 1997 - August 2000
Baker's Crust @ Hilltop
Virginia Beach, VA US
busboi

June 2001 - August 2001
Blockbuster Video @ Hilltop
Virginia Beach, VA US
simmering cauldron of rage

June 2001 - August 2001
Cherie's Bike & Blade
Virginia Beach, VA US
bronzed beach god

June 2003 - August 2003
Stonehouse Elementary
Williamsburg, VA US
Kindergarten Teacher

August 2003 - present
Barnes & Noble @ Short Pump
Richmond, VA US
defense against the dark arts professor

June 2005 - Dec 2005



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About me:

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AIM = YesMrCarterSIR

Your results: You are Spider-Man.
You are intelligent, witty, a bit geeky
and have great power and responsibility.
Which super-hero are you?

Which Office character are you?

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Who I'd like to meet:

   Trace's Friend Space (Randomized)
Trace has 249 friends.
 regina spektor 


 WE’VE MOVED!!! 


 Kate 


 Dark Side of the Moon A Cappella CD 


 X-Men Origins 


 Tiffany 


 Beneath City Lights 


 David 


 IshyMoose 


 Emma Hill and (sometimes) Her Gentlemen Callers 


 Diminutive H 


 Ben Folds Fan Club 





Trace's Friends Comments
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Ramona Robbins

Ramona Robbins



Oct 25 2008 9:47 PM

Hey! How's it going? I heard you got a job! Are you still teaching? Things are the about the same around here :)
Ramona Robbins

Ramona Robbins



Apr 16 2008 9:25 PM

Haha! :) Thanks for such a high compliment...to placed in such a list, I'm quite honored!
SPIDER PROBLEM

SPIDER PROBLEM



Mar 20 2008 3:06 PM

TRACE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I STILL WEAR BUCKETS ON MY HEAD :D
ITS GOOD TO HEAR FROM YOU!
The People vs George Lucas

The People vs George Lucas



Feb 19 2008 8:11 AM

Thanks for the add!


Brittany

Brittany



Feb 8 2008 2:30 AM

mary poppins! ...never saw it.

http://www.amazon.com/Dont-Let-Pigeon-Drive-Bus/dp/078681988X

^I highly recommend the plush toy also
:) seriously, check it out
Earin

Earin



Nov 4 2007 7:08 PM

Just stopped by to see how you are. Whats new with you?
lexy_paige

lexy_paige



Nov 1 2007 12:52 AM

;O lol! scary...very scary! BOO...to you too! :)
Mike

Mike



Oct 25 2007 12:08 AM

Happy 2^10 Day.
Sonny

Sonny



Oct 19 2007 1:59 PM

Is what better? You're still sideways! :( Its okay, I will deal, hehe.
Sonny

Sonny



Oct 18 2007 6:03 PM

Trace, looking at your default pic hurts my neck. :-D
this life....

this life....



Oct 2 2007 3:29 AM

love the photo comment!! *smoochies* xox
Brittany

Brittany



Sep 28 2007 1:47 AM

two days ;D!
Brittany

Brittany



Sep 24 2007 1:20 AM

aww :) well i am most definitely excited to see my trace-mannnn
Brittany

Brittany



Sep 24 2007 1:01 AM

yes..that's exactly it actually. haha right on target, are you coming this weekend?
aves

aves



Sep 19 2007 4:19 AM

haha oh roller rinks! hey happy belated bday deary....hope it was a good one!!!! when are we all having cuddletime? i think that's what should be incorporated...no more potluck....it's cuddletime!
Tanya

Tanya



Sep 18 2007 3:29 PM

So just when I thought we had exhausted our 6 degrees of separation options, lo and behold I find out we both are friends with Logan Allin. (Thanks facebook). So he says he knows you from school, but that doesn't make sense because he lived in Burr Ridge and you lived in Naperville so how could have y'all been classmates? Please clarify :)
Patrick

Patrick



Sep 1 2007 1:16 AM

Happy birthday Trace!!!
Shannon

Shannon Jones



Aug 31 2007 6:57 PM

Happy Birthday my long lost friend.... Hope you have a good one!
Suho

Suho



Aug 31 2007 2:18 AM

Ha, Ha, Happy Birthday!!! Birthday Party at 700 Jamestown! Hollaaaaa
Brittany

Brittany



Aug 15 2007 8:00 PM

well hey there:)
and yes i know she did rock them pretty hard..sorry its taken so long for me to respond. i guess i've needed time figure out what i was going to say in response to that insane comment you left me at 4 in the morning?!

hope all is well though and much loveee,
oh and isnt your birthday coming up??
aka trace and lauren coming down for dinner..cake in the face?..i think so:)
Diminutive H

Diminutive H



Jul 27 2007 8:46 PM

So... how would you feel about getting re-involved with Snowball again this fall? I've been thinking about doing it again (; and being an adult staff member, even if I don't feel much like an adult :), but in order to do that I have to participate in another one. Any-who, I contacted Spike (who coincidentally shares Emerson as a middle name) and the fall snowball this year marks the 50th anniversary of the weekend. Wouldn't it be fun to go on it again?? He promised to pass information along to me... and I thought what is Snowball without Trace? I mean SERIOUSLY... I could use my warm fuzzy buddy. I believe he said it was Nov 2-4. Can you make it? PLEASE?!?
Diminutive H

Diminutive H



Jul 23 2007 6:53 AM

...Nothing short of genius... I just finished. :) We will talk soon...
Jess

Jessica Blaemire-Thaxter



Jun 26 2007 7:29 PM

Although I think you and Peter both make excellent HP points, I seem to focus on only one thing: When is Sirius coming back???? I miss him! Is there any proof that he might come back so Gary Oldman can continue playing him? Sigh.
I have issues- although you boys may have more. Been thinking about you- hope all is well, Peter and I will be around the 3rd-8th, maybe we can get together??
KeLLy

KeLLy



Jun 23 2007 6:12 PM

i notice a striking similarity between you and tits magee...
thanks for the bday wishes. gaffigan's beyond pale. he and conan team up to create the pale force; they blind villains with their paleness! good stuff.
Peter

Peter



Jun 22 2007 9:04 PM

Wow- i think you're definitely on to something! You're right about the items/artificats needed to "cast a circle" in anciet druidic or wiccan rituals- there is a Sword (usually fire- bravery/strength, Gryffindor), a Cup (water, peacefulness a passion), a Stone of sometype-easily a locket (Earth, power and riches), and a Wand or Staff (air, intelligence)! These would easily have been the same item used by 4 ancient wizards, plus even what they saw as valuable represent the four different elemental corners/directions. Even some of the animals used in their house banners fall into this symbology (air-raven, earth-snake, the other two not as much, but they represent the general idea).
So many pieces are falling into place!
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